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More Tom Cruise Fun

by Mr. Phucked 1/30/2008 12:30:00 AM

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Parody Video of Tom Cruise

by Mr. Phucked 1/29/2008 12:32:00 AM
Funny parody of the Tom Cruise Scientology video.

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Lord of the Rings - Voiceover

by Mr. Phucked 1/28/2008 12:30:00 AM
Funny voice over of a scene in the Lord of the rings.
It's amazing how a simple voice over can make a scene look like some gay orgy! 

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Why the Emergency Tax Credit Sucks!

by Mr. Phucked 1/26/2008 12:30:00 AM
Are you excited about receiving your tax credit?

Don't get too excited just yet until you read the "small print", especially if you're single...
You will receive a tax credit of $600 if your adjusted gross income (AGI) is up to $75,000.
While married couples filing jointly with an AGI up to $150,000 would receive $1,200

If you live in California, it's not unusual for a single person to make over $75k or a professional couple to make over $150K.
So again, the middle class gets screwed.  Yes, it's pretty Phucked Up!

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Scottish Bar Stool for Wearing a Kilt

by Mr. Phucked 1/25/2008 12:30:00 AM
The Scottish Kilt...
What is it?

The kilt is made of a material called "Tartan" and is wrapped around the waist around 3 times.
The correct height is just above the knee and it's tradition to NOT wear any underwear under it.
The "balls" hang free and here in lies the problem.  Where do they go when you sit down?

I'd like to present the Scottish bar stool for wearing a kilt where the area to rest the "package" is carved out nicely...

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Thirsty Monkey

by Mr. Phucked 1/24/2008 12:30:00 AM
Sometimes, you just get really thirsty!

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2008 Corvette Convertible

by Mr. Phucked 1/22/2008 12:30:00 AM
Corvette Convertible

So this is not phucked up, but I'd just like to say how much I like the new 2008 Corvette!
I was driving around the car dealerships this weekend, just browsing and dreaming.  I have always liked Corvettes and the 2008 model is one of the best.

The interior is no longer the cheap plastic crap that is synonymous with American cars. The interior is actually very nice, even bordering on luxurious (4LT option).
With 435 hp, this car is pretty damned cool and I want one!!

Anyone want to give me one?

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Kermit the Frog reacts to "2 girls one cup"

by Mr. Phucked 1/21/2008 12:17:00 AM
Kermit the frogs reaction to the infamous 2 girls 1 cup video.
This is pretty funny!

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Day off for Mr. Phucked

by Phucked 1/19/2008 7:20:00 PM

Tonight is Saturday night.  What shall I do?

Options...

1.  Strip club
2.  Party with friends
3.  Party with friends and get phucked up
4.  Stay home and watch porn (lesbians)
5.  Stay home watch porn and get phucked up
6.  Call a girl over, get her phucked up and enjoy the evening

Ahhh, decisions, decisions...

All these options mean that the likelihood of me writing something for Sunday is very low...

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Cow Self Milking Video

by Mr. Phucked 1/19/2008 12:30:00 AM

Got Milk...?


Cow With An Awesome Talent - Watch more Funny Videos

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