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by Mr. Phucked 3/30/2008 12:01:00 AM

That's Phucked have been receiving A LOT of comments on our articles.
Almost 100 comments so far on the Video of US Marine Throwing Puppy Off Cliff
This makes the pages pretty damned long!

Therefore we have launched a new forum site dedicated to all the Phucked Up stuff we like to write about.
Now YOU can write about Phucked Up stuff.  Tell us your best stories!

Visit Our Forum at www.ThatsPhuckedUp.com

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Fitna the Movie: Geert Wilders film about the Quran

by Mr. Phucked 3/29/2008 12:30:00 AM
The Fitna movie that has now been banned by Network Solutions
The most popular on-line hosting company. It's the very first site they have ever banned!
His site now states:
"This site has been suspended while Network Solutions is investigating whether the site's content is in violation of the Network Solutions Acceptable Use Policy. Network Solutions has received a number of complaints regarding this site that are under investigation. For more information about Network Solutions Acceptable Use Policy visit the following URL: http://www.networksolutions.com/legal/aup.jsp "

View His Banned Site

UPDATE March 29th 11:23 PM (PT)
The folks at LiveLeak have removed the film also due to death threats to their staff!
WOW!

UPDATE April 1st.  Video is back, but for how long...


"The movie starts with a warning, stating that the movie contains "very shocking images".[8] During contains a widely-known cartoon from the Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard, showing the Prophet Muhammad with a bomb on his head. Next to the cartoon, a timer starts counting down from 15 minutes.

The first Sura is introduced, accompanied with Qur'anic recital and translated subtitles (the film is available in English and Dutch, among other languages).

Suras are juxtaposed to video clips of Imams stating Islamic teaching, and videos of violent atrocities committed in the name of Islam, including major terrorist attacks. The source for the English translations is unstated."

(wikipedia)

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Hilary Clinton Under Sniper Fire (I don't think so)

by Mr. Phucked 3/28/2008 12:30:00 AM
Spoof of her supposed landing under sniper fire in Bosnia 

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We Landed Under Sniper Fire

by Mr. Phucked 3/27/2008 12:30:00 AM

Hilary Clinton delivered a speech at George Washington University on March 17 and was quoted as saying:
"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."

This of course is not true as shown very clearly here in the actual video of her landing in Bosnia!

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My New Haircut Video (Guido In Action)

by Mr. Phucked 3/26/2008 12:30:00 AM
Guido in action!

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What is a Guido?

by Mr. Phucked 3/25/2008 12:15:00 AM

"Guido" (Gino in Canada) is a pejorative slang term for a young, lower class or working class, Italian-American or Italian-Canadian male from the urban Northeastern United States or urban Central Canada, most often New York and the surrounding area due to the large number of Italian-Americans living in the area.
The Guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overtly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry. 

Guido
Guidos at the Prom
I think they might be Vampires...
Really Tanned Guidos
How much of that tanning cream should I use? Ah hell, I'll use the whole thing! Freaky Guido
Psycho Guido's


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Prostitution Of Young Boat Girls In The Amazon

by Mr. Phucked 3/24/2008 12:30:00 AM
In 2007 I visited a small town called Iquitos located in the Peruvian Amazon jungle (Peru).
I spent 3 days in this little town and 4 days pretty deep in the jungle.  The experience was amazing and I really recommend it!

As with most 3rd world countries.  There is an amazing amount of prostitution.  But sometimes, it's pretty damned Phucked Up!

In Iquitos, there are no cabs, just little motor bikes with a seat strapped on.  Like a tuk-tuk in Thailand.
I asked the driver to take me to some of the fun places in the city.  He proceeded to tell me about where the prostitutes are.

He described the scene down at the river...

Fathers take their daughters to a spot at the side of the river.  The boat consists of a simple cover with a bed in the back.
The girls are very young, ranging from 12 to 19 years old.  Many are virgins.  The popular girls have lines and demand higher prices.
If you want a virgin, it might cost you $20.  Otherwise $5-$10.
Fathers whore their daughters out for money!!!  This absolutely amazes me!!

The Amazon is very poor.
But on my travels I witnessed many people living off the land and can see no reason as to why a father would stoop so low!

The above picture was taken about 3 hrs via boat from Iquitos and is of a very happy young girl living off the land with very loving parents.
If only they were all like that...
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Computer Generated Massive Breasted Women

by Mr. Phucked 3/21/2008 12:01:00 AM

What are computers really for?

  • Writing Word Documents?
  • Email?
  • Staring at the screen all day at work?
  • Surfing Porn?
  • Playing games?

HELL NO!

They're used to create women with breasts so large they have a different zip code!
Even bigger than the current world record holder for the Largest Breasts In The World

Enjoy the power of "dual core" computers.

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That's Phucked Reaction Videos

by Mr. Phucked 3/20/2008 12:30:00 AM



It seems that some of our readers have taken to recording themselves while watching some of our Top Rated Videos
Their "reaction videos" are now posted on YouTube for all to see!

Watch the YouTube Reaction Videos to That's Phucked

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New video added to our collection

by Mr. Phucked 3/19/2008 12:30:00 AM

It's Wednesday, hump day.
So what do we need?  Another freaky video to scare the crap out of you!

We have added a new video to our Top Rated Video section called Fudge Brownies

I'm pretty sure you can guess what it is...

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