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Man Has Sex With a Dead Deer

man has sex with dead deer 20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Wisconsin had been charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' because he had sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road.
Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods and had sex with it.

His lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.
In response, prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass is still an animal – pointing out that in his statement to police, Hathaway called the corpse a 'dead deer,' demonstrating that he still thought of it as an animal.

Public defender Fredric Anderson filed a motion last week which claimed: 'The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.'

He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of 'animals', then 'you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.' The only clear place to draw a line in the definition of what is an animal, and what isn't, was at the point of death, he argued.

He gave the example of a roast turkey – with which it would be illegal to have sex under the broader interpretation of the law – claiming that it was unreasonable to suggest it should still be classified as an animal for the purposes of law.

Judge Michael Lucci noted when hearing the arguments that: 'I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case.'

If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it...

This is truly Phucked Up!

 

Donkey Rape

Always be careful when lying out on the beach. You never know what could be watching you.
You just might get raped by a Donkey!

Donkey Rape

Rape Roleplay

I've come to the painful realization that I'm not a very good rape victim, for I am way too willing in the act. I don't put up much of a struggle because I am so engrossed in getting harpoon-slammed by the poon-harpoon and I climax every five minutes that my partner slaps me or spits in my face.

What can I do?

Jail Bait

African Boy Gives Oral to Cow

It really is pretty amazing what people do around the world.
If the cow is not giving up its milk, then the young African boys "encourage" them...

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Bulldogs humps dog then barfs

Guess he could not take any more!

Hooker Dogs

Times are tough these days with the shitty economy.
Even dogs have taken to prostitution to buy their doggy Treats.

Here are some pictures taken from a secret online doggy prostitution site.


Penis Trap

Penis Trap, some guys will stick their dick in anything!

Terry Tate Returns During Sarah Palin Interview

Terry Tate (Office Linebacker) makes his long awaited return during a recent Sarah Palin interview with Katie Couric. 

 

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