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by Mr. Phucked 11/30/2008 3:30:00 AM
Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car

After the Got My Girlfriend to Model for My Car article.  Here is what I think are probably some of the ugliest wedding pictures I have seen!

The bride looks like a human female pig with balding hair.  Her bridesmaids at least look human but larger than life for sure!

Check out her wedding cake, it's actually made of twinkies!

Click the images below for the FULL FACE SHOT!

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Thanks to Phill for introducing us to The Ugly Wife!

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Testicle Hanging Off

by Mr. Phucked 11/29/2008 3:30:00 AM

Not sure how this guy managed to get into this situation, but it sure makes Mr. Phucked squeamish!

Ball Hanging Off

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Ultimate Beer Device

by Mr. Phucked 11/28/2008 3:30:00 AM
From Australia, comes the Ultimate Beer Device.

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Happy Thanksgiving

by Mr. Phucked 11/27/2008 3:30:00 AM
To the American Readers of ThatsPhucked, Happy Thanksgiving!
 
Here is how your turkey might have ended up on your plate...

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How To Knot Your Pussy Lips

by Mr. Phucked 11/26/2008 3:30:00 AM
After yesterday's feature on Celebrity Snatches Caught On Camera. The celebrities could try knotting their vaginas to provide some really good photos!
This is something you will not learn in Girl Scouts!

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Celebrity Snatch Caught On Camera

by Mr. Phucked 11/25/2008 3:30:00 AM

There have been many celebrities caught on camera in some very non lady like situations.
Britney Spears is probably one of the most famous people whose snatch has been photographed many times!
Here we have Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina, Paris Hilton’s Vagina and Vanessa Hudgens totally Naked.
Enjoy!

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Vanessa Hudgens Naked    

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Fat Kid Nearly Dies On Ride

by Mr. Phucked 11/24/2008 3:30:00 AM
I bet after this, his underwear is full of crap!

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Sun Tanning Accident

by Mr. Phucked 11/23/2008 3:30:00 AM
She went to top up her tan, she got a little more than she bargained for.

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Guy Falls Out Of Window

by Mr. Phucked 11/22/2008 3:30:00 AM

Moral of the story, never show off to girls while standing on a rug...

 

 

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Muslin Online Dating

by Mr. Phucked 11/21/2008 3:30:00 AM

I'm sure many of you have tried online dating, but would it work in Muslim countries?
They cannot show their faces so how would you know if they were attractive or ugly?

Example Ad:
I like to take long walks on the beach and tease my date by allowing the wind to gently blow my burke (face covering) a little and maybe allow you a glimpse of my nose, maybe even a cheek.
Maybe after 2 years of dating, I'll show you my ear.
Email me, let's meet for a coffee, I'll bring my short straw...

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