This poor bastard from India was having a really bad day!

"A 35 year old male came with the chief complaints of small multiple swellings all over the scrotum since last one and half years. The swellings were painless initially but 8 days before patient presented to us, swelling located on the right side of the scrotum near perineum became painful which spread all over the scrotum within 4 days. Then the swellings near the root of penis as well as near the perineum started oozing foul smelling watery discharge followed by the development of the pus inside the swellings."

Then during and after his operation to remove them...

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I wonder how many drunken guys tried to phuck these bathroom sinks?

These girls get a little more than they bargained for in this toilet prank.

Yesterday we featured the Gaping Pussy.  Here is the bloody pussy.

Guys, if you ever wondered what a pussy looks like while on period, here you go!

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I'm not too sure, but I don't think her pussy is very tight.  What do you all think?

This even beats our previous Gaping Pussy that required a device to stretch it out!

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Since it's Oscar night.  Here is something you won't see on the red carpet.

The picture of Riahanna after Chris Brown allegedly beat her.  Thanks to TMZ.

Apparently after this was obtained by TMZ.  The police department released this statement:

Los Angeles: The unauthorized release of a domestic violence photograph immediately generated an internal investigation.
At about 7 p.m. on February 19, 2009, the Los Angeles Police Department Media Relations Section began receiving numerous inquiries about the release of a photograph associated with a
domestic violence incident that occurred on February 8, 2009, involving entertainer Chris Brown. The photograph appeared on an entertainment website. The photograph has the
appearance of one taken during an official Domestic Violence investigation.
The Los Angeles Police Department takes seriously its duty to maintain the confidentiality of victims of domestic violence.
The Department launched an immediate internal investigation and subsequently filed a personnel complaint.  A violation of this type is considered serious misconduct, with penalties up to and including termination.
Anyone with information concerning the unauthorized release of the photograph is asked to call, during regular business hours, (213) 485-4152. After-hours or on weekends, calls may be
directed to our 24-hour, toll-free number at 1-877-LAPD-24-7 (527-3247). Callers may also text “CRIMES” with a cell phone or log on to www.lapdonline.org and click on Web Tips.
When using a cell phone, all messages should begin with “LAPD.” Tipsters may remain anonymous.

This video of a guy being run over is not as bad as our last video of a guy being run over twice!

How To Phuck a Porn Star Have you jerked off to porn and wondered how it feels to phuck a porn star?
Have you jerked off into your hand or jissed all over your keyboard?

Technology finally allows you to Phuck your computer!  Yes, phuck your computer!

There is a new device called The RealTouch. You just plug the RealTouch into the USB on your computer, plug it into the wall, and add some lube.
Then watch RealTouch's online streaming porn videos and the sensations from the RealTouch match what happens on the screen.  RealTouch will give you a blow job, anal and pussy



Their website even states:
"Orifice adjusts to the level of resistance for incredible blowjobs, anal, vaginal sex and more"
More?  What more can it simulate?  Phucking an eyeball?

How much does RealTouch cost? $149

So go out and Phuck your computer today!



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