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Phucked Up Deaths and Phucked Ways To Die Week...

This week it's time for some serious phucked up deaths and phucked up ways to die!

Starting Monday...

Your Face On Angel Dust

Your Face On Angel Dust

While under the influence of angel dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of a broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs.  He survived due to large amounts of drugs anesthetizing his system.  The dogs were removed by police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the man's face, lips and nose.

If you even needed a reason to not do drugs, this is it!

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Phucked Hairy Large Pussy

We have featured some pretty phucked up pussies before. This one has to be the biggest and hairiest we've seen yet!

Phucked Hairy Pussy
Thanks to Calum for submitting this to Mr. Phucked
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Wild Police Chase

This crazy asshole runs over someone on street before finally crashing and being ejected from his vehicle as it rolls over.

To top it off, he then gets a beat down from the cops.  Nice!
 
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Thanks to Stephen Homenuk for submitting this to Mr. Phucked
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2 Girls 1 Cup Cartoon Version

The original 2 Girls 1 Cup Video I had to disable due to the crazy US obscenity laws prohibiting "Scat"
I personally find that really Phucked Up.  We can show people being killed, but a little bit of poo play is illegal!

But there is nothing wrong with poo in a cartoon.  Bring on the 2 girls 1 cup cartoon version!


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The Booty Call Agreement

This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2009, by _______________, between _____________ and ___________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
  1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
  2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
  3. No calls before 9 PM--we don't have shit to talk about.
  4. None of that "lovemaking" shit --only mind-blowing sex allowed.
  5. No emotional discussions--Examples: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
  6. No plans made in advance--that is why you are called the "back-up," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time, advanced-arrangement.
  7. All gifts accepted--money is always good.
  8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged.
  9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers--it's really none of your damn business.
  10. No calling each other "friends with privileges"--we are not friends, just sex buddies.
  11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK--don't be offended.
  12. No extra clothing--I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
  13. No falling asleep right after sex--it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
  14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it--I don't care.
  15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
  16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
  17. Doggie style preferred--just hit it hard and right or get the hell out.
  18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.
  19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME--so don't keep calling.

*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***

The aforementioned rules may be altered by the holder of the agreement.
If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list, BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating partners:
Signature: ______________________
Date: ______________________

Don't Inhale, Head Might Explode

Be careful what you inhale, you never know what might happen!

Breast Worms

Following on from yesterday we had the Larvae In The Breast Video

Today we "proudly" bring you - Worms In The Breast!

breast worms

Is the little hole on the end of the worm an eye?  Ugh, Phucked Up!

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Larvae in Woman's Breast

If your breasts start to hurt or itch, perhaps you have Larvae in there.
How many female readers just scratched their breasts?
 
In this video the doctor removes the larvae from her breast in a condition called Myiasis 
 


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