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Asian Whore Dilemma

by Mr. Phucked 2/29/2012 10:39:00 PM
So.  Asian whore wonders...

"Most girls charge $20 a night for C breasts, others charge $30 for D breasts.
What if I can only afford one implant?  Yeah, great idea, I can charge $25."

FAIL!

Asian whore dilema

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Ass Spring

by Mr. Phucked 2/28/2012 10:35:00 PM

It really does look like a spring.  To say that dude was phucked is an understatement!

Ass spring

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Cum Launcher

by Mr. Phucked 2/28/2012 12:49:00 AM
Question I ask myself.  Did it do this because the vagina is too tight or too lose?
I'm going with too lose and the angle.  Comments?
 

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Self Oral

by Mr. Phucked 2/25/2012 3:30:00 AM

You know you would.  If you could...

Self Oral

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Tornado Legs Cut Off

by Mr. Phucked 2/23/2012 3:30:00 AM

Being that I'm in Tornado country.  Here is a woman that got caught in a Tornado

Tornado with Legs Cut Off
Tornado with Legs Cut Off

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Stripper Freak

by Mr. Phucked 2/22/2012 3:30:00 AM
Pretty sure she is not giving him any free ones

stripper freak

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Mardi Gras

by Mr. Phucked 2/21/2012 3:30:00 AM
Mr. Phucked is at Mardis Gras.

Mr. Phucked is at Mardis Gras.

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Horses Make Me Horny

by Mr. Phucked 2/20/2012 3:30:00 AM

I have to say.  The last picture is pretty hot.  Horse anyone?

Horses Make Me Horny
Horses Make Me Horny
Horses Make Me Horny
Horses Make Me Horny

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Terrorist With Legs Blown Off

by Mr. Phucked 2/18/2012 3:30:00 AM
Bad luck for him.  Good luck for his targets.  I would say a good day...

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Happy Valentines Day, ThatsPhucked Style

by Mr. Phucked 2/14/2012 10:02:00 PM

The murderer first burned her, then choked her before stuffing her (while still alive) into the freezer.  She froze to death jammed naked inside the freezer.
Happy Valentines Day!

girl stuffed in freezergirl stuffed in freezer

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