That's Phucked

Always Wear A Seat Belt

Children, always wear A seat belt.  Oh wait, if you're a child.  Get the phuck off this site!

Always Wear A Seat Belt

One Head, Not Two

He will just have to think with his other head now.

One Head, Not Two

Chicken Man

After doing this site for many years.  If I look at a picture and think "holy crap, WTF is that?"
It must be something phucked.

What the hell are they doing here? What is going through their heads?

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Chicken Man

Found The Head!

"OK.  We found the head.  Now let's find the rest guys!
Last one to find a body part buys the ribs for dinner!"

BBQ Time

Should be enough to feed 10 people? 

Death, Taxes and Poo

You know they say the only two sure things in life are Death and Taxes.
I say, wrong.  Death, Poo and Taxes.  Even in death, poo will be the last thing people remember about you.

Added Windows 8 & IE 10 Support


Added Windows 8 and IE 10 support.
However.  IE 10 only allows websites such as to use Flash.  For other sites you need to browse in desktop mode.
I have modified the site so that it prompts you to do this.
When viewing the site in IE10 in Windows 8 you will be asked:

"The site uses add-ons that require Internet Explorer on the desktop"

Select Open and you're good to go.


Mr. Phucked

Phucked Penis #4

With any luck.  This is the remains of the guy who phucked up the What If? girl.

Other phucked penises:

Phucked Penis #1
Phucked Penis #2
Phucked Penis #3

Phucked Penis #4

What If?

What if this was your girlfriend?  How would you feel?
At first I thought, car/bike accident?  But what if some sick phucker did this?

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