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Drive Thru Gone Wrong

Guy in background.
"You want fries with that?"
"Want to supersize?"

Died From Sex With Tree

Looks like the tree phucked him real good!

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Died From Sex With Tree

Simply Phucked

To quote a famous movie. "Fuck. He's dead. You're dog-meat, pal!"
Anyone guess the movie?

Simply Phucked with no arms and no legs

Magnetic Anal Sphincter

Why would someone need the Magnetic Anal Sphincter?

Medically speaking:
"Fecal incontinence is the inability to control bowel movements, causing stool (feces) to leak unexpectedly from the rectum."

Translates to:
Someone shits themselves uncontrollably.

Technology is a wonderful thing and technology has come up with a solution.  Place magnets up your ass to allow the asshole to open and close when the user wishes.

As shown in Fig 1 (Ass closed) and Fig 2 (Ass open).  Who says ThatsPhucked is not educational?

Magnetic Anal Sphincter Magnetic Anal Sphincter

 

Possible flaw in this plan?
If the device is remote controlled then it could be hacked!
Head over to Palm Springs or Florida (high amounts of old people) and send out a massive radio signal, and 1,000s of people suddenly shit themselves.
Awesome!

You know this device could be used to seal in the poop.  Then release when it has grown very large.
Then perhaps produce the largest poop in the world!

largest poop in the world!

Don't Give Me Lip Boy!

Look on the bright side.  At least it makes it easy to floss...

Don't Give Me Lip Boy!

Mr. phucked New Pet

Isn't he cute?

mr. phucked pet

Smallest Penis In The World

Many guys think their dick is not long enough, wide enough, has strange lumps on it (should probably see about that) or just is plain funny looking.
This guy however, will just never get laid. Unless he pays for it... 

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Dead Phucker

She is dead and still looks like she is loving it.  What a trooper!

Dead Phucker

Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas

A crane was being transported on top of a ferry on the Amazon River. The crane fell into the river and the driver died.
The piranhas then proceeded to have a tasty meal Surprised

This is the result: 

Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas
Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas
Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas
Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas
Thanks to Sgt. Osiris from Brazil for submitting this to Mr. Phucked
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