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Baby Face

The face only a parent could love.  Remember parents, keep your burning hot water away from your kids!

Baby Face burned and scarred

Seal Clubbing

Seal Clubbing
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Seal Clubbing?  You're probably thinking, WTF is seal clubbing?

I have featured pics of Skinned Seals before (after they've been killed)
But how do the seals get to the skinned seal stage?  The seal is often clubbed, and here is how...

Seal clubbing is very common for hunters in Canada.  There are even laws that specify how seals can be killed.

Federal laws in Canada give a sealer three ways to kill a seal.

  1. He can shoot a seal with a rifle or shotgun—provided it's above a minimum caliber or gauge
  2. He can break its head with a blunt club (like a baseball bat) that must be at least 2 feet long
  3. He can smash in its brains with something called a hakapik—a 4- or 5-foot wooden pole with a bent, metal spike affixed to the end.

By law, you have to keep clubbing the seal in the forehead until you know for sure that it's dead.  Sealers are supposed to "palpate" a pup's skull after they've clubbed it, to feel the caved-in bone beneath the skin and blubber.  Or they can perform the "blink reflex" test, which consists of touching the seal's eyeball—if it blinks, you've got to club it again. (Few sealers actually perform these tests, though; some say they can feel the skull collapse as they make contact with their clubs.)

Hunters prefer the clubbing with a hakapik.  It's safe and easy, and it preserves the seal's valuable pelt. 

Seal Clubbing
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Seal Clubbing
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Eye Stabber

Looks like that guy is trying to pull his eyes out!

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Eye Stabber

Number 554

WTF Happened to this guy?
We'll just call him, number 554...

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Number 554

Hunchback Porn

How desperate for money must she be?
Or... she likes to be phucked something that looks like a small alien...

Asian Fever

Asian Fever

A condition which strikes mostly males. The symptoms of this condition include a longing for companionship and sexual pleasure from Asian women. Sufferers of this condition will show agressive tendencies that will cause them to act goofy around any girl with almond-shaped eyes, black hair, and exhibiting any kind of other supposed stereotype about Asian women. Because of cultural differences, however, most sufferers of Asian Fever are never cured.
Urban Dictionary

Asian Fever

Also.  Asian Fever can kill!

According to Professor Hyeouk Chris Hahm at Boston University from Boston University website from search engine :

Asian American women had a higher prevalence of STDs than White women in both 1995 (10.4% vs. 7.7) and 2001 (13.5% vs. 8.3%). The incidence of STDs (not diagnosed with STDs in 1995, but developed STIs in 2001) among Asian American women was also higher than that of White women."

Moreover, the power dynamic between genders became immediately clear. Asian American women were four times more likely to have a STD than their male counterparts. This was shocking, said Hahm, It was so much higher than the males.

She stated, “Asian and Pacific Islander women also have broader interracial dating patterns than Asian American men. This might explain why these women are exposed to higher rates of STDs.”

According to the Banyan Tree Project (a campaign that advocates HIV awareness) website:

- "Asian-American women have the highest rate of increase in new HIV infections - higher than any other ethnic group."

-"The increase in HIV infections has risen alarmingly among Asian American women, and will soon surpass the rate of infections in high-risk populations. "


Valentines Day Accident

One minute he is driving to his valentines date. The next, he is on
Bad day...

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Happy Valentines Day Phuckers

Guys, I hope you bought some overpriced and half wilted flowers for your GF/Wife.
Ladies, I hope you give your guy some good head for his efforts.

Happy Valentines day!

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Happy Valentines Day Phuckers

Public Back Slashing

Bored today?  Why not slash your back in public with a sword?
No?  Well these guys thought it would be fun!

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