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Phuck a Melon

by Mr. Phucked 11/5/2009 12:30:00 AM
Who needs a girlfriend? Just Phuck a melon!

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Painful Execution Method - Guillotine

by Mr. Phucked 11/4/2009 12:30:00 AM
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Although not as gruesome as the Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered or the The Brazen Bull.  The guillotine is one of the most notorious forms of execution.
Made up of a razor sharp blade attached to a rope, the victims head was placed in the middle of the frame and then the blade dropped with efficiency, causing the person to be decapitated almost instantly.
The guillotine is a seemingly humane method of execution until you consider that people potentially are still alive for a few moments following the act.
Crowds have reported that people who had been guillotined would blink their eyes or mouth words shortly after their heads had been cut off. Experts theorized that the swiftness of the blade had little impact on the brain, and didn't cause loss of consciousness. One doctor even reported witnessing a man's execution, and when he called the prisoner's name after his head was detached, the prisoner made eye contact with him, even focusing his pupils.
It's pretty Phucked up to know that your head is no longer attached to your body and you're still conscious.

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Too Drunk

by Mr. Phucked 11/3/2009 6:58:00 AM

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1st Most Painful Execution Method - Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered

by Mr. Phucked 11/2/2009 12:30:00 AM

 

The penalty for high treason in England, to be hanged, drawn and quartered was a common occurrence during medieval times. Although it was abolished in 1814, this form of execution was responsible for hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of deaths.

First, the victim is dragged on a wooden frame, called a hurdle, to the place of the execution.
Second, the victim is hanged by the neck for a short period of time until nearly dead (hanged).
Third, the disembowelment and castration occur, where afterward, the entrails and genitalia are burned in front of the victim (drawn).
Finally, the body is divided into four separate parts and beheaded (quartered).

Can you imagine your own stomach and balls being cut and burned in front of you?
If you want a good example of this scene, watch the end of the movie Braveheart.

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Lap Dance Gone Wrong

by Mr. Phucked 11/1/2009 12:30:00 AM

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2nd Most Painful Execution Method - The Brazen Bull

by Mr. Phucked 10/31/2009 12:30:00 AM

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The Brazen Bull, sometimes known as the Sicilian Bull is one of the cruelest methods of torture and execution out there. Designed in ancient Greece, solid brass was cast into the shape of a hollow bull, with a door on the side that opened and latched. To begin the execution, the victim was placed inside of the brass bull and a fire was set underneath. The fire was heated until the metal was literally yellow, causing the victim to "roast to death".  The bull was designed so that the screams of the victim would come out sounding musical for the enjoyment of the executioner.
The inventor of this form of punishment ended up being executed inside of the Bull.

Can you just imagine this?
Every breath would burn your lungs, you cannot escape, the heat burning your skin and eventually cooking you.
A truly Phucked up way to die!

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Sex TV show in Japan

by Mr. Phucked 10/30/2009 12:30:00 AM
Forget The Price is Right! Japan has sex game shows!!

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Matthias Schlitte Is Popeye

by Mr. Phucked 10/29/2009 12:30:00 AM
matthas schlitte Matthias Schlitte is a 22 year old German arm wrestling champ.  He may look like he has been masturbating with his right arm since puberty.
In fact he been training for 6 years to grow his massive right arm for competitive arm wrestling!
Schlitte is actually quite ingenious.  If you think about it, by only increasing the size of his one forearm and no other part of his body, he has allowed himself to arm wrestle in lower weight classes.




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Porn Star Cries

by Mr. Phucked 10/28/2009 12:30:00 AM
I really don't think this porn star has much of a future in porn.

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Too Much Chin

by Mr. Phucked 10/27/2009 12:30:00 AM

Can you say Jenny Craig?

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Horrible Execution

by Mr. Phucked 10/26/2009 12:30:00 AM

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The Dangers Of Concerts

by Mr. Phucked 10/25/2009 12:30:00 AM
Concerts can be dangerous for many reasons. Drinking, drugs, fights and ugly fat chicks!!

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Drug Informer Execution

by Mr. Phucked 10/24/2009 12:30:00 AM
This is what happens if you inform on the drug cartels...

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Plane Hits Giraffe

by Mr. Phucked 10/23/2009 12:30:00 AM
This is the last animal one for a while. I could not resist. Plane lands on Giraffe in Africa, ooops.

giraffe plane accident

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More Animals

by Mr. Phucked 10/22/2009 12:30:00 AM

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Pig vs. Chainsaw

by Mr. Phucked 10/21/2009 12:30:00 AM
Yeah, yeah.  Animal cruelty.  Ever eaten bacon? Yeah?  Then you just killed a pig!
These videos are here to discourage animal cruelty, not encourage.  So no crap about removing the video!
 
The regular way to kill a pig is:
 
"Before slaughter, pigs are stunned using electric current applied with electrodes, or using captive bolt pistol, or inhalation of CO2, which renders them unconscious. They are then hoisted on a rail, after which they are exsanguinated, usually via the carotid artery and the jugular vein. After the blood is gone, the carcass is drenched in hot water which helps in the removal of hair, first by scissor-like devices and then if necessary with a torch.

The pig is then eviscerated, the head is usually removed, and the body is cut into two halves. The remaining halves are washed to remove any remaining blood, bacteria or bone dust, and then cooled down in order to help with the process of cutting and deboning." 
 

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Poor Amanda

by Mr. Phucked 10/20/2009 12:30:00 AM
Even Mr. Phucked feels bad for this young girl.

Amanda Burned
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