Can you say Jenny Craig?

If you ever wanted a reason to hit that Jenny Craig diet.  Here is a really good reason!

Maybe she is the sister of the Foot Fetish girl?

Time to buy a bigger bike, or even switch to a truck.

Should use 2 seats here...

The Sexy Back Massage was the VERY FIRST video submitted by a ThatsPhucked user to our new video section.
Makes me wonder where I can get this kind of massage.  The little asian places that offer "happy endings"don't do this (maybe thats a good thing)

Thanks to PEDOBEAR for submitting the Sexy Back Massage.

Thanks to Chad for submitting this to Mr. Phucked

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We featured the Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car article where some "gorgeous" girl modeled a car for her boyfriend.

Here is another, but far, far worse!

Would you buy this car?

1996 Black Mitsubishi Sports Coupe for sale
One Owner
Slight dent on front of car in the shape of ass cheeks
Cooler in the trunk
Might be willing to offer additional "incentives"

It seems like almost every girl I date these days owns a cat.  What's with girls and their cats?
Now if they owned one of these freaks, I might not have to pretend to like their furry pussies!

Yoda, the cat with four ears

I work out at the local gym 3 days a week so I always end up in the locker room.  It's really amazing the weird stuff that guys do in the locker room and from chatting with some female friends, woman do some strange stuff too!

For Men I have witnessed the following weirdness:

• Men blow drying their pubic region with the communal hair dryer
• There is TV in the locker room with comfortable leather chairs.  Men sit and watch TV whilst completely naked.  Their ass is sitting where other male ass has sat before.  So it’s really like there ass is touching other naked guys ass.  I wonder if they’ve ever thought of it that way?
  
• Gay guys who frequent the shower area to check out unsuspecting guys showering.
• Why is it always the fat men with really small penises who like to walk around naked?  If I looked like them, I would not!

Now onto the woman (From my friends observations)

• Woman who arrive in the locker room, then spend 30 minutes applying make up
• The same woman on the aerobic machine on the lowest setting, close to the attractive men.
• Same woman return to locker room without any sweat, messed up makeup or messy hair.  Presumably with a few phone numbers…
• Same problem as men in regard to gratuitous nakedness.  Fat woman with hairy pubic regions who really should be fully dressed!

So in conclusion.  The locker room can be pretty Phucked Up!
My advice, keep your head low, don't shower, get in, get out as quick as possible.

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It's a sad sad day today.  Very sad.
Jennifer Love Hewitt (JLH) is no longer sexy.

She will continue be known as JLH, but from this moment on the definition is now changed to Just Large Hips

These unfortunate pictures were taken of her at the beach.  Several male sperm whales were spotted near her attempting to "get it on" but she was rescued by life guards just in time.

To all those men who masturbated to her when she was hot, you can apply for masturbation refunds here.

Yes, it's a sad sad day...

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Walk around any mall, walk down any street.  What are you likely to see?
Butt crack!  Some good, some ugly, but lots of butt crack!

I have no problem with nice sexy butt crack, especially those shrouded in a nice little thong...

What can you do to save your eyesight and children?

• Write to your Senator stating that for human decency, fat butt crack should be banned and written into federal law
• Go talk to the butt crack, tell it to go back into the pants and hide
• Walk up to the person and pull up their pants
• Spray paint the butt crack in a similar fashion to the spray on hair commercials

Whatever your chosen method, we must stick together to rid the world of the epidemic known as “fat butt crack syndrome”

Good luck

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