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by Mr. Phucked 10/2/2009 12:30:00 AM
Here is more split penis again. Why do they do it???

Split Penis
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1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

by Mr. Phucked 9/15/2009 12:30:00 AM
This really looks like the Jar Squatter. Not only is he sticking a jar up his ass but also a screwdriver into his penis hole.
Ahhhh, the pain!

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Penis for dinner?

by Mr. Phucked 7/31/2009 12:30:00 AM

Ever wondered what that mystery meat actually is?  In this restaurant it's easy to guess.  Penis!

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Singing Penis

by Mr. Phucked 7/27/2009 12:30:00 AM
You won't see this on American Idol.


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When the moment is right, will you be ready?

by Mr. Phucked 7/5/2009 12:30:00 AM
Ouch, that's all I can say!

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Wiener BBQ

by Mr. Phucked 6/19/2009 12:30:00 AM
Is this happens during the bad economy? You BBQ your own Wiener to save money...

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Fish In Penis

by Mr. Phucked 6/15/2009 12:30:00 AM

I visited the Amazon a few years.  They said don't swim in the river naked.  Little fish may swim inside your dick.

Maybe this guy didn't listen?

Fish In Penis

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Don't Play With Birds

by Mr. Phucked 5/23/2009 12:30:00 AM

This is probably the brother of the person who put a bottle in their ass

dont play with birds

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Stand On My Balls

by Mr. Phucked 5/22/2009 12:30:00 AM
Why anyone would want their balls trampled on I do not know!

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The Love Plug

by Mr. Phucked 5/17/2009 12:30:00 AM
Some people will do anything to stick their penis into a hole.
Shocking!
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Woman Bites Mans Penis Off in Car Crash

by Mr. Phucked 5/13/2009 12:30:00 AM
car sex A hot secretary and her boss who were having sex in his car had a "small" problem.
Another car crashed into theirs leading her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing truck.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

If this was not bad enough.  The penis biting was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to watch them!

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the truck.  He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

"Thankfully", the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

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Chris Crockers Small Penis

by Mr. Phucked 5/12/2009 12:30:00 AM
Chris Crocker is an American internet celebrity and self-described "edutainer".  Crocker gained fame for his video tearfully defending pop singer Britney Spears's "lackluster MTV comeback"; his video had over four million views in two days.

Seems that he/she is certainly not packing!

Chris Crocker Samll Penis

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Frisk Fail

by Mr. Phucked 5/4/2009 12:30:00 AM
"What's that"?
"That's My Penis"
 
Phucken classic!
 

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Genital Bisection

by Mr. Phucked 1/6/2009 12:30:00 AM

Who knows what posses some phucked up guys to cut their penis in two! 

Genital bisection in males involves the splitting of the penis (and occasionally the scrotum as well). This still allows for erection, though often the two halves curve into each other, making insertion more difficult.

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Viking Locker Room Dong

by Mr. Phucked 12/10/2008 12:30:00 AM

During a Fox broadcast interview over the weekend, some viewers got a little more than they bargained for.

Viking Locker Room Dong

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Penis Painting

by Mr. Phucked 2/24/2008 9:30:00 PM

Sometimes think your love making is like poetry or even art?
Well Tim Patch from Australia paints with his penis!

First thought that springs to mind is.  Does it not get sore?
Well...
"Painting on canvas for hours on end is not very kind to your skin. It's pretty tiring and it gets really sore … I use antiseptic, but I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break," he said.

Now vagina painting, I'm waiting for that one!

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