OK, I will admit it. I do some online dating. Why do I do it you might ask?
Is it because I'm a sad loser?
I have no game?
Hookers cost too much?
I figure the more sources the better!
Herein lies the problem. With increased sources of new dates comes increased risk.
What's the risk? Ugly women!
How ugly are these women online?
Most would not look out of place on a farm with a machine attached to their nipples sucking milk out of them.
I wish I could attach some pictures because many of them are truly hideous. I'm sure they have good personalities, but who really cares!
Here are some examples of the kinds of girls I have been matched with:
- Fat girl eating a burger
- Girl so fat you cannot see her eyes
- Girl extracted from Area 51
- Ultimate nerd girl
- Road kill girl
- Girl with eyes that point in different directions.
- Prison tat girl
- Prison mug shot girl
eHarmony will send you matches that the system thinks are a good match. I would say out of 20 that it sends me; maybe 1 or 2 do not produce barf in my throat.
But I will say this for them. The 5% that I sometimes meet have been very nice people.
I just wish they would do something to solve the farm animal syndrome.
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