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Breast Platter

by Mr. Phucked 5/25/2012 8:00:00 PM

How do you like your breasts cooked?  Crispy? Soft Center?

Breast Platter

Breast Platter

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African Head Statue

by Mr. Phucked 5/24/2012 5:00:00 PM

Whatever you do.  DO NOT lose your head in Africa.  You may end looking like this and on this web site!

What kind of phucked up people mess with someone’s head like this?  They have opened one eye and stuck a cigarette in his mouth.
In the old days, we would make a snowman and use a carrot for his nose.  How times change...

African Head Statue severed

African Head Statue severed

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Dead, Bloated And Phucked

by Mr. Phucked 5/23/2012 5:00:00 PM

Ever wanted to see what your balls and penis may look like when you're dead and bloated?
Well guys, it's not good.  For those of you with small penises, you may finally get have a big dick and get laid when you're dead!

I want to put a pin in there and see what happens...

Click the pics for a zoom shot


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Would You?

by Mr. Phucked 5/22/2012 6:52:00 PM

OK, Guys.  She is dead, but that normally does not stop the average horny guy.
Look at picture number one, then slowly scroll down to picture number two.
Would you phuck her?

Then slowly scroll down to picture number 3. Still phuck her?
Do tell...

Would You fuck the sexy dead asian girl?
Would You fuck the sexy dead asian girl?
Would You fuck the sexy dead asian girl?

Still phuck her now?  About with a paper bag?

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Male Pole Dancer

by Mr. Phucked 5/21/2012 5:00:00 PM
Ever wondered what a male pole dancer may look like?

Pole Dancer with pole through head in car accident
Pole Dancer with pole through head in car accident

...I still prefer the female version...

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No Anal Please

by Mr. Phucked 5/20/2012 9:16:00 PM

Other captions...

"It's too big!"
"Wrong hole!"
"It hurts!"
"I won't shit right for a week!"

No anal please

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Asians, Dogs and Flied Lice

by Mr. Phucked 5/19/2012 4:26:00 PM
Asians cook dogs and toss them over walls.
asian toss dog off bridge

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Mr. Phucked Is On Google +

by Mr. Phucked 5/19/2012 12:29:00 PM

Now that Facebook has gone public, time to get off it!

Not to mention the fact that Facebook has deemed ThatsPhucked inappropriate.
Why? I would never know, haha!

So I have moved to Google +

Come Join Mr. Phucked on Google +

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Murder of Tim McLean

by Mr. Phucked 5/18/2012 5:00:00 PM

This phucked up scene occurred on the evening of July 30, 2008.
McLean, a 22-year-old Canadian man, was stabbed, beheaded and cannibalized while riding a Greyhound Canada bus.  McLean's killer, 40-year-old Vince Weiguang Li was found to be not criminally responsible for the murder and was remanded to a high-security mental health facility where he remains to this day.

I think it's pretty safe to say that Tim McLean had a bad day.

Murder of Tim McLean before
Murder of Tim McLean after

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