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Goat Simulator?

Ever wanted to know what is is like to be a goat? Now you can.
This game is real, no joke!

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Game Description:

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Man With A Pussy

Maybe you've called your guy friend a pussy before? Meaning he is acting like a girl or scared etc.
Calling this guy a pussy, is disturbingly accurate...

Watch the full version of the man with a pussy

Pussy Check-in

Checked in into yelp or Facebook recently? How about an app for push check-in?

Dead Ghetto Stripper

When stripping only pays in change and some pills. It is time to go back to school....
Dead Ghetto Stripper

Waste Of Good Poontang

It is always sad to see someone pass before their time. But it is even worse when so many men will never have the pussy again.
What a waste...

Waste Of Good Poontang

1 Girl, 3 Men, 1 Champagne Bottle

You've been to weddings where they shake the champagne bottle? This is what the husband to be should really be doing to his bride that evening.
Very novel approach to Champagne drinking...

Shout out (again) to chrocrodia for uploading the video.

Exploding Pussy

Shout-out to chrocrodia for uploading the exploding pussy video!

Avocado Sandwich

Should-out to Maxwell for sending this to Mr. Phucked
Avocado sandwich

Dad Caught Sucking Dildo In Hotel

Poor maid is going to put some mints on the pillow. She gets way more than she bargained for!
Shout-out to chrocrodia for uploading the video.

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