Could this be the Ultimate Facial?
Tourist "Which way to McDonald's?"
Local: "It is just over there, open till ..." BAM
Hand ripped off by a bus. True? Perhaps not...
Thanks to ThornyDeath for uploading the picture.
They came, they cared, they tried, they failed.
Even though his face is blown off, he takes a drink, plays with his gun and chats away as if nothing is wrong.
The Headless Rider. Coming to a theater near you!
Nothing is better regarding GORE than those from real people where we know their story. Joe Zamboni recently had an accident when he cut off his middle finger when a table saw kicked back. The ring finger was hanging by a thread. Reattachment of the middle finger failed and he had to carry the dead finger around for 2 weeks.
We all wish Joe a speedy recovery!
If you're going to have your head squashed. At least shave first!