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Why Did The Drunken Guy Cross The Road?

by Mr. Phucked 9/5/2009 12:30:00 AM
Why did the drunken guy cross the road?  To get hit by a car of course!

This phucked up drunken guy is filmed "attempting" to cross the road. I'm sure you've all guessed that he does not make it...
What I want to know is.  Why where these guys filming it? They seemed to enjoy filming it.

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Don't Lose Your Head

by Mr. Phucked 8/18/2009 12:30:00 AM
Remember guys, don't lose your head. You may never be able to find it again...

Don't loose your head
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Nasty Accident

by Mr. Phucked 8/15/2009 12:30:00 AM
I think he had a bad day...
Sucks for the relative who had to identify the body!

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Face Cracked Open After Jump

by Mr. Phucked 8/12/2009 12:30:00 AM
This guy decides to jump off a tall building into a river. But... there is concrete section before the river. Man hits concrete, concrete wins!


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Phucked Up Cannibalism

by Mr. Phucked 8/10/2009 12:30:00 AM

The person who submitted this to Mr. Phucked claims that these are of real Cannibalism.
Maybe it is, maybe it's not.  Phucked Up for sure!

Cannibalism

Cannibalism

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Aftermath of Train Accident

by Mr. Phucked 8/8/2009 12:30:00 AM
This guy got well and truely PHUCKED UP!
Guy meets train, train will ALWAYS win.


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Cow vs. Train

by Mr. Phucked 8/4/2009 12:30:00 AM
Yeah, you got it. We brought you Deer vs. Car. Now it's Cow vs. Train.
The cow WILL loose....


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Deer vs Car

by Mr. Phucked 8/3/2009 12:30:00 AM
Yesterday we showed you the Christ Cat.  We may as well continue the theme of Phucked Up animal deaths.
In this video a police patrol car slams head on onto a Deer attempting to cross the road.
The deer didn't make it...


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Pogo Stick To The Nuts

by Mr. Phucked 8/1/2009 12:30:00 AM

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Freaky Hand

by Mr. Phucked 7/13/2009 12:30:00 AM

It seems there is just no shortage of freaky looking people.
Just last week along we had Need a reason to go on Jenny Craig and Freaky Large Pussy Lips

This is a picture showing what happens if you masturbate too much.

Freaky Hand
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Removing a Stuck Dildo With Surgery

by Mr. Phucked 7/9/2009 12:30:00 AM
In this video a doctor removes a stuck dildo from someone’s ass.

The doctors and nurses all crowd around, laugh and take pictures


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Decapitated Men

by Mr. Phucked 7/7/2009 12:30:00 AM
Those decapitated men were found in Yucatan, Mexico.
Ouch!


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Guy Stabbed

by Mr. Phucked 7/4/2009 12:30:00 AM
This guy was stabbed real badly.  Apparently after he tried to abuse a girl.

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Missed My Stop

by Mr. Phucked 6/30/2009 12:30:00 AM

Passenger on a bus gets so pissed off he missed his stop that he beats the crap out of the bus driver.

He gets a serious beat down!

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Hang Mioku - Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong

by Mr. Phucked 6/29/2009 12:30:00 AM

Hang Mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to Japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face.
Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful.
Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder.

Hang Mioku

When she returned home to Korea the surgery meant Hang's features had changed so much that her own parents didn't recognise her.
After realising that the girl with the grossly swollen face was indeed their daughter her horrified parents took her to a doctor. Once again the possibility that Hang had a mental disorder was raised and she started treatment.
However, this treatment was too expensive for her to keep up and she soon fell back into old ways.
Amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what's more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject.
When her supply of silicone ran out Hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face.

Hang Mioku

Her face became so grotesquely large that she was called "standing fan" by children in her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body.
As Hang's notoriety spread she was featured on Korean TV. Viewers seeing the report took mercy on her and sent in enough donations to enable her to have surgery to reduce the size of her face.
During the first procedure surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from Hang's face and 200g from her neck.
After several other sessions her face was left greatly reduced but still scarred and disfigured.
And it would seem that even Hang can now see the damage she has done; she now says that she would simply like her original face back.
 

Hang Mioku

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Suicide On Train Tracks

by Mr. Phucked 6/25/2009 12:30:00 AM
He just calmly lies down on the tracks, then wham, dead.

Phucked Up!

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Woman Bites Mans Penis

by Mr. Phucked 6/24/2009 12:30:00 AM

If ever you needed a reason to not piss off your girlfriend before she gives you oral.
Here is a good one, she could bite it off anytime she wanted...

woman bites penis off
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