Does this beard make me look gay? Might be all the dildos, not sure though...
When doing DP, always look before you shoot. Be courteous to your fellow banger!
Careful, that fart you have brewing may do this!
When Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake" I'm pretty sure this was NOT what she had in mind!
Thanks to DonPJuan79 for uploading the picture.
This whore should be up for an Oscar.
There are some awesome quotes such as "I love it when my Asshole falls out"
Her asshole really does fall out too...
From the same phucked up dude who brought you I hate my penis, he apparently hates his ass too.
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Family Christmas traditions always vary.
In this case a fake white Christmas tree, strippers bent over and kids. Merry Phucken Christmas!
In fact, lets also classify this one as Skank Of The Week!
Shout out to JackTheDon for uploading the pic.
Next time you think about squeezing one out. Think of this...
Heard of the pussy Squirter? Now there is the Ass Squirter