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Video of US Marine Throwing Puppy Off Cliff

by Mr. Phucked 3/15/2008 10:47:00 PM
It really looks like the US marine (David Motari) really did throw the puppy off the cliff.
This is a screen shot of a comment by him from his profile on (http://www.bebo.com/)

Excerpt from his www.Bebo.com/DavidMotari profile:


Here is the actual video of the puppy being thrown.
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Girl Attacked by killer whale

by Mr. Phucked 12/28/2007 9:30:00 PM
Girl gets attacked by a killer whale.  You see the poor girls leg in the mouth of the whale.
Ouch! 

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Horny Cute Dog With Erection

by Mr. Phucked 12/12/2007 9:30:00 PM

Could this be the cutest and yet most horny dog ever?
Yup, I think so!

He just sits there with a big smile on his face and a boner almost the size of his leg.

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Cute dog with erection
Cute dog with erection

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Turkey Slaughter Comment

by Mr. Phucked 11/26/2007 9:30:00 PM

On Thanksgiving day I posted a video of a Turkey slaughter.
I have received a few comments, one of which is as follows:

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"This isn't funny watching somethig get it's head cut off bleed to death is not my idea of entertainment or humor. I was raised on a farm and saw this more than a few times true it can be a part of life but I think its gross that you think it is funny put it up here like a freak show. If you take a fish out of water they will flop aroun even after their dead its just the nerves dying because the animal is dying. I know if we do that to you do you think you would flop around? Come on man this subject and your interest in it only makes you seem imature to others and they will respect you more if you don't get giggly to watch something die.

Let me guess just for fun, if you were driving down the road and you come up to an accident and there are a bunch of cars that are all phucked up. First you wouldn't be able to take your eyes of of it, your car is slowing down so as to make sure you can get a good look the corners of your mouth begin to rise and you open your mouth to say cool. Then when you see someone you know you have to describe the whole thing and for a moment you are happy and excited? This is all for fun so don't get all offended too many people act this way so tell me did I guess right?!

Now how would feel if that was your car and your the guy on the stretcher and a bunch of people are looking at you all happy saying cool? Why doesn't anyone take it to the next level? I really can't understand people being happy about someone or something getting hurt."
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Thank you for your comment; I appreciate all comments on the site, good or bad.

To answer your first question, if I had my head cut off, would I flop around?
I believe when my head is cut off, I will be dead and I will not care!

Now as for the giggling, I did not “giggle” when I watched the video.  In fact my reaction was “wow, they really flap around for a long time and that’s a lot of blood”

To address your car accident scenario.  I have seen many car accidents, some minor, and some major that involved people dying.  I make it a point to NOT look too much at the accident because I don’t want to be another rubber necker contributing to the slowing of traffic.  Usually I feel sorry for the people in the accident and frankly am relieved it was not me or anyone that I love.

Now let’s put this back into context.  These animals are Turkeys.  We eat animals for food.  Anyone who enjoyed a traditional Thanksgiving dinner last week means that a Turkey died to provide that meal.

The turkey that ends up in your neighborhood store is usually slaughtered in the following manner:
“The fully conscious turkeys are hung by their feet from metal shackles on a moving rail. The first station on most poultry slaughterhouse assembly lines is the stunning tank, where the turkeys' heads are submerged in an electrified bath of water. Stunning procedures are not monitored, and are often inadequate, leaving fully conscious birds to continue along the slaughterhouse assembly line. Some slaughterhouses do not even attempt to render turkeys unconscious, as turkeys and other poultry are specifically excluded from the Humane Slaughter Act, which requires stunning.
After passing through the stunning tank, the turkeys' throats are slashed, usually by a mechanical blade, and blood begins rushing out of their bodies. Inevitably, the blade misses some turkeys who then proceed to the next station on the assembly line, the scalding tank. Here they are submerged in boiling hot water, and turkeys missed by the killing blade are boiled alive.”
Provided by Adoptaturkey

So by showing a video of turkeys with their heads cut off, I am simply showing what is done on a daily basis to thousands of Turkeys.
The intention was not meant to be funny although some might find this funny; do I care if they do? No
It’s simply a stating of fact and if it offends you or anybody else then simply do not watch it and go surf other sites.  After all the title of this web site is “That’s Phucked” and our slogan is “If it’s Phucked up, I’ll Phucken write about it”
So thanks again for your comment and I hope I continue to offend people.

Mr. Phucked

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Man has sex with a horse and later dies

by Mr. Phucked 11/19/2007 9:10:00 PM

So this is the last of the really freaky videos and articles for a while.  We will return to more tame articles for a short time and give your senses a break.

This is the now notorious video of a guy who has anal sex with a horse and dies.
Yes, you read correctly!

The man known as Mr. Hands has anal sex with a horse and later dies due to internal injuries.  Normally this kind of injury would not kill a man, but he was too embarrassed to visit the hospital until it was too late.

If Mr. Hands had lived he may have perhaps married the horse like the guy in our previous post 

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Male stud for hire

by Mr. Phucked 11/9/2007 9:30:00 PM

We have a very handsome stud for hire. He has recently been cleared by the doctor and is disease free.  We guarantee that if your bitch doesn't get pregnant the first time, he will service her again free of charge.

Calm down now.  We’re actually talking about dogs here!

If you own a female dog and looking for a stud to service her.  This is the kind of advertisement that you will see!

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How to milk a cow

by Mr. Phucked 11/8/2007 9:30:00 PM
Ever drive down a country road admiring the scenery?
Wondered what it would be like to be a cow or a sheep?
Thought "how do you milk a cow anyway?"

That’s Phucked proudly brings you a how-to guide for milking a cow. 

  1. Place stool at a right angle to the cow and sit with your head resting on her flank.
  2. Wash udder with warm water and clean cloth.
  3. Place pail under teats (Not be confused with tits)
  4. Take a teat into the palm of your hand.
  5. Squeeze teat at top with thumb and forefinger. Continue squeezing each finger around teat, forcing milk in a stream until all fingers are around teat.
  6. Release teat.
  7. Repeat until only a small amount of milk comes out and the udder is soft to the touch.

Don't say we are not an educational site.  Enjoy your teats...

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Dog has sex with cat

by Mr. Phucked 11/1/2007 9:30:00 PM

Is it Pomeranian love or Pomeranian lust?

The cat seems to like it.  She just lies there and appears to be up for more.

I think it might be love...

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Man marries pony and has a full emotional and physical relationship

by Mr. Phucked 10/30/2007 9:30:00 PM

What is there to do in Missouri?  Phuck animals, that's what!
It's even legal Surprised

The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) filmed a documentary following the loving of animals.
In the show one of the men marries a pony called Pixel and has a full emotional and physical relationship.
These animal lovers are called Zoophiliacs.

I wonder how these people discover their love for animals.  I would imagine it goes something like this...

Location: Small farm town in Missouri, local bar.
Time: 1am
Total number of females in bar: 2
Number of beers before above females are attractive: Infinite
Scenario:
Bunch of guys drinking in a bar and they're getting pretty phucked up.  Drinking of course means that several are horny.  They check out the women in the bar and they're still not attractive.  So drink more…

Time: 3 am
Check out the women again, still not attractive.  Phuck!

Bar is closing, time to go home.  Two guys get in their cars (DUI, oh yes) and drive home.
Driving down the road one guy says to the other "look at her"
The other guy looks for a girl, but can't see one and says "where, where?"
"Over there, over there, the horse"

They pull over and start looking around.  No-one else is around so they approach the horse, their anticipation "rising"
What happens next is too phucked up for even me to talk about!
But this stuff does happen!  
It is estimated than 1 in 3 boys have experimented with animals in rural areas.

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Computer Nerds... USB humping dog...

by Mr. Phucked 10/28/2007 6:38:00 AM
Humping dogs

Yes, you're reading correctly.  USB powered humping dogs!
Three different breeds available...

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How to fight Monkeys

by Mr. Phucked 10/25/2007 1:38:00 PM

Killer Monkey! 

The deputy mayor of New Delhi, India, fell off his balcony and died Sunday after being attacked by monkeys, his family members say. The city has around 10,000 monkeys, some of which have taken to roaming through government buildings as they steal food and rip apart documents.

What would I do if I get attacked by Monkeys at the local StarBucks?  I would offer them a latte...

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Pink Poodle, what the Phuck?

by Mr. Phucked 10/24/2007 10:00:00 PM
Pink dog, does he look happy? 

Once upon a time...

There was a Pink Poodle (pp)
Do you think he looks cute?
How would you like it if you were dyed bright pink, stripped of all your clothes and walked around the street with a leash?
I can just imagine the thoughts going through this dogs mind…
  • "I wish my owner would Phuck off and die"
  • "Put a stick up my ass and call me Cotton Candy"
  • "Phuck, I look ridiculous, I hate my life"
  • "How the phuck am I meant to get any action from the bitches when I look like barf on legs?"
  • "I hope when my owner dies they come back as blades of grass. Then I will take a dump and pee on their heads"
  • "At least I get to suck my own penis"
The End.
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Cutest dog in the world?

by Mr. Phucked 10/15/2007 2:45:00 PM

Cutest dog in the world? 

Now, this cannot really be desribed as something "Phucked Up"
But hey, this guy is amazing!

Before he retired, he was a stud dog!

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Driver kills crow!

by Mr. Phucked 10/13/2007 11:56:00 AM

Dead crow on the front of a car Dead crow on the front of a car, side view Dead crow in a shoe box

It is a sad sad day in southern California when a poor innocent crow dies.
The crow was flying along, minding its own business, when WHAM!  a 350Z slams into its ass, killing it instantly!

Just think, this crow probably had a loving wife and children at home.  Tonight, he will not return.
They will wait, and wait and wait, but no-one will return.  Will they eat tonight? Will they starve?

Most likely, the driver of this car has killed its entire family!

Yes, it's a sad sad day...

* No animals were harmed in any way in the production of this article *

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