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Seal Clubbing

by Mr. Phucked 2/25/2013 10:30:00 PM
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Seal Clubbing?  You're probably thinking, WTF is seal clubbing?

I have featured pics of Skinned Seals before (after they've been killed)
But how do the seals get to the skinned seal stage?  The seal is often clubbed, and here is how...

Seal clubbing is very common for hunters in Canada.  There are even laws that specify how seals can be killed.

Federal laws in Canada give a sealer three ways to kill a seal.

  1. He can shoot a seal with a rifle or shotgun—provided it's above a minimum caliber or gauge
  2. He can break its head with a blunt club (like a baseball bat) that must be at least 2 feet long
  3. He can smash in its brains with something called a hakapik—a 4- or 5-foot wooden pole with a bent, metal spike affixed to the end.

By law, you have to keep clubbing the seal in the forehead until you know for sure that it's dead.  Sealers are supposed to "palpate" a pup's skull after they've clubbed it, to feel the caved-in bone beneath the skin and blubber.  Or they can perform the "blink reflex" test, which consists of touching the seal's eyeball—if it blinks, you've got to club it again. (Few sealers actually perform these tests, though; some say they can feel the skull collapse as they make contact with their clubs.)

Hunters prefer the clubbing with a hakapik.  It's safe and easy, and it preserves the seal's valuable pelt. 

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Donkey Sex In Colombia

by Mr. Phucked 2/12/2013 8:00:00 PM
Some regulars have probably seem some donkey phucking videos on here before.
Be sure to check out the Stuffed Animal Phucker

However. It is a reality that people have regular sex with donkeys. It is common knowledge that men have sex with donkeys in Colombia.
In this very entertaining video you find quotes such as:

"It's not a myth. It's a reality. The majority of men in the northern coast of Colombia usually have their first sexual relationship with a donkey."

... and another...

"Men prefer to experiment first with a donkey, rather than a woman."

Enjoy...

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Mr. phucked New Pet

by Mr. Phucked 1/24/2013 3:30:00 AM

Isn't he cute?

mr. phucked pet

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Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas

by Mr. Phucked 1/18/2013 3:30:00 AM

A crane was being transported on top of a ferry on the Amazon River. The crane fell into the river and the driver died.
The piranhas then proceeded to have a tasty meal Surprised

This is the result: 

Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas
Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas
Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas
Man In Brazil Eaten By Piranhas
Thanks to Sgt. Osiris from Brazil for submitting this to Mr. Phucked
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Cow Abscess - Gallons of Pus

by Mr. Phucked 11/19/2012 3:30:00 AM

At the suggestion of Amber on yesterdays Gold Mine Of Black Heads On Nose

I found this intereting video.  Cow developed an absense of the leg.  Owner decided to pierce it to release the pus.
It just pours out...

Strawberry milkshake anyone?

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Man Eaten by Killer Whale

by Mr. Phucked 11/12/2012 3:30:00 AM
Looks like it is probably fake.  However it does look pretty good.
Imagine collecting shells and then being phucked by a killer whale?
 

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Ferret Attack?

by Mr. Phucked 11/7/2012 3:15:00 AM

Following on from Careful With The Head here is someone else with head issues.

Maybe attacked by ferrets?  



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Running of the Bulls

by Mr. Phucked 10/29/2012 3:30:00 AM
In Spain there is an event called the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona.
Thousands of people dressed in white run from the bulls down the streets of the city.
Not everyone runs fast enough though...





This guy actually looks like he escaped lightly!

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Mouse in Magic Bullet

by Mr. Phucked 6/1/2012 12:03:00 AM
Just BBQ, insert between two buns and wash down with a beer.
The perfect phucked up BBQ.  Just need an HD version of this!
 

Thanks to Bill Al for submitting this to Mr. Phucked
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