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Best Comments Of The Week - May 14th

by Mr. Phucked 5/14/2011 3:30:00 AM

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Dog Thrown From Bridge
Scottie

Should I start a rant about how I've been attacked 3 times by dogs, one that even looked as cute as that one. Got to close to its bone (15 feet) and that little fucker came up and bit my hand, he didn't let go so I kicked him in the nuts.

Another time was when I was in the Army, I was over at a "friends" house and a pit bull mutt was running at her 3 year old girl. I said "Fuck no dog", speared that bitch before she could get to the 3 year old. That fucking that would probably eat her own puppies got a hold of my arm in her mouth, fucked my arm up. So now I got 3 women and 5 children screaming, the douche bag that owns the dog seen what was happening, ran off and I'm on the ground fighting this dog. Some how I get on top of the dog and get my hands around its throat, blood running down my arm basically into the dogs mouth and had to wait 10 minutes for the cops to show up. All they did was use their rope on a poll and then with out warning they shot the dog point blank so all the kids could see, ASSHOLE. Needless to say at the end of the night, best blow job of my life to go with my 32 stitches.

But this dog in the video was just a helpless scared friend, with most likely no reason to do that. Shit my dog of 14 years, I had him when he was a pup, died 2 weeks ago. He died happy, in his sleep

Runner Up
Dog Thrown From Bridge
Sinflux

I just realized something about myself with this video... Yes, I too am one of those people that is more disturbed about an innocent dog being hurt over the act of an innocent person being hurt. Oh the humanity!

I'm not so sure the dog is innocent... I think that guy was saying he caught the dog fucking his mom on the kitchen floor right before supper.

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Best Comments Of The Week

by Mr. Phucked 5/7/2011 3:30:00 AM

Starting this week.  I will post the best comments of the week as decided by Mr. Phucked (If you want a democratic voting system watch American Idol)
In true ThatsPhucked style the award will be an ugly ass pussy.  Some girl e-mailed me this picture a few months asking me to come and get it.  Needless to say, I didn't... 

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Deer Hit By Car
Scottie
Last year a deer ran into my car... yes ran into my car. Right into the drivers door. I was just driving down the freeway, going 65, coming up over a hill and the asshole was running across the road. BAM that bitch ass deer nearly got its head into my car but the retard jumped a little and his belly hit my car pissing down all over my car. So now I'm covered in glass and deer piss, I slam on my brakes pulling over to the shoulder. I seen the bitch ass deer flopping in the road like a homo covered in baby oil in a prison shower, one of the red necks that stopped looking for a free meal said I ran its leg over. I got out of my car, brushed the glass off like some badass in a action movie, grabbed my knife, and ran up the hill after the deer. That butt fucker of a deer was still able to jump over the razer wire with one broken leg before I could stab it in the face for fucking up my car door on a cold rainy day, never mind I smell like deer piss and these rednecks thought they where going to take my deer.

Runner Up
Deer Hit By Car
Loosifer
It's a little odd that we see people dying on this site a couple of times a week, and no one has any sympathy. Yet when we see a deer in death throes, everyone is automatically sympathetic and saying how the person recording the death should have put it out of its misery. I'll tell you from personal experience that approaching a deer in its death throes is tantamount to suicide. They kick and buck around so that anyone getting near them is instantly kicked in the head. When a deer gets hit, the best thing to do is stand there and let it die. Then if you want, take it home, skin it, gut it and clean it for deer sausage. After all, if you kill it, you should eat it . . .

Then there was a deer that ran out in front of my brothers car with its head down. The car was a 81 Caprice, big bad ass steel car. Got that deer on the neck with the corner of the bumper, killing the deer instantly, causing the deer to spray shit all down the side of the car but other then that the car was fine.

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I read the title of the previous video "Dog thrown off building" (something like that) and I don't even dare watch the video because I know I would be so bothered by it. Then I see a tub of dead babies and am not bothered in the slightest...at all whatsoever...

Dog Thrown From Building
Gorgasm

I would cut this faggots dick off and let the fucking dog eat it!!!

ATV Accident
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I'm super depressed.. I was hoping something HORRIBLE would happen at the Royal Wedding!! Fuck >=C

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