Starting this week. I will post the best comments of the week as decided by Mr. Phucked (If you want a democratic voting system watch American Idol)
In true ThatsPhucked style the award will be an ugly ass pussy. Some girl e-mailed me this picture a few months asking me to come and get it. Needless to say, I didn't...
Deer Hit By Car
Last year a deer ran into my car... yes ran into my car. Right into the drivers door. I was just driving down the freeway, going 65, coming up over a hill and the asshole was running across the road. BAM that bitch ass deer nearly got its head into my car but the retard jumped a little and his belly hit my car pissing down all over my car. So now I'm covered in glass and deer piss, I slam on my brakes pulling over to the shoulder. I seen the bitch ass deer flopping in the road like a homo covered in baby oil in a prison shower, one of the red necks that stopped looking for a free meal said I ran its leg over. I got out of my car, brushed the glass off like some badass in a action movie, grabbed my knife, and ran up the hill after the deer. That butt fucker of a deer was still able to jump over the razer wire with one broken leg before I could stab it in the face for fucking up my car door on a cold rainy day, never mind I smell like deer piss and these rednecks thought they where going to take my deer.
Deer Hit By Car
It's a little odd that we see people dying on this site a couple of times a week, and no one has any sympathy. Yet when we see a deer in death throes, everyone is automatically sympathetic and saying how the person recording the death should have put it out of its misery. I'll tell you from personal experience that approaching a deer in its death throes is tantamount to suicide. They kick and buck around so that anyone getting near them is instantly kicked in the head. When a deer gets hit, the best thing to do is stand there and let it die. Then if you want, take it home, skin it, gut it and clean it for deer sausage. After all, if you kill it, you should eat it . . .
Then there was a deer that ran out in front of my brothers car with its head down. The car was a 81 Caprice, big bad ass steel car. Got that deer on the neck with the corner of the bumper, killing the deer instantly, causing the deer to spray shit all down the side of the car but other then that the car was fine.
Other Notable Mentions
I read the title of the previous video "Dog thrown off building" (something like that) and I don't even dare watch the video because I know I would be so bothered by it. Then I see a tub of dead babies and am not bothered in the slightest...at all whatsoever...
Dog Thrown From Building
I would cut this faggots dick off and let the fucking dog eat it!!!
I'm super depressed.. I was hoping something HORRIBLE would happen at the Royal Wedding!! Fuck >=C