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Messing With Drivers Ed Instructors

by Mr. Phucked 6/16/2008 12:30:00 AM
This guy might get shot if he continues like this!

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Scottish DUI Test

by Mr. Phucked 5/31/2008 12:30:00 AM

You may not be able to understand the Scottish accent.  But this DUI is truly international!

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How to Save Money on Gas

by Mr. Phucked 4/30/2008 9:30:00 PM
This is an account of supposedly someone in the know who has worked in the gasoline industry for the past 31 years.
Here are some tips to help you save money on gas...

Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground.
The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the gasoline, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products plays an important role.

A 1-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps.

When you're filling up do not squeeze the trigger of the nozzle to a fast mode. If you look you will see that the trigger has three (3)stages: low, middle, and high. In slow mode you should be pumping on low speed, thereby minimizing the vapors that are created while you are pumping. All hoses at the pump have a vapor return. If you are pumping on the fast rate,  some other liquid that goes to your tank becomes vapor. Those vapors are  being sucked up and back into the underground storage tank so you're getting less worth for your money.

One of the most important tips is to fill up when your gas tank is HALF FULL or HALF EMPTY. The reason for this is, the more gas you have in your tank the less air occupying its empty space. Gasoline evaporates faster than you can imagine. Gasoline storage tanks have an internal floating roof. This roof serves as zero clearance between the gas and the atmosphere, so it minimizes the evaporation. Unlike service stations, here where I work, every truck that we load is temperature compensated so that every gallon is actually the exact amount.

Another reminder, if there is a gasoline truck pumping into the storage tanks when you stop to buy gas, DO NOT fill up--most likely the gasoline is being stirred up as the gas is being delivered, and you might pick up some of the dirt that normally settles on the bottom. Hope this will help you get the most value for your money.

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Never Send a Woman To Get The Oil Changed

by Mr. Phucked 4/19/2008 9:30:00 PM
Do you think she knows where the brake pedal is?

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2008 Corvette Convertible

by Mr. Phucked 1/21/2008 9:30:00 PM
Corvette Convertible

So this is not phucked up, but I'd just like to say how much I like the new 2008 Corvette!
I was driving around the car dealerships this weekend, just browsing and dreaming.  I have always liked Corvettes and the 2008 model is one of the best.

The interior is no longer the cheap plastic crap that is synonymous with American cars. The interior is actually very nice, even bordering on luxurious (4LT option).
With 435 hp, this car is pretty damned cool and I want one!!

Anyone want to give me one?

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Worst roads in the World

by Mr. Phucked 1/6/2008 9:30:00 PM

Worst Roads in the World

So you think the roads near you are bad?
Think again!

These are pictures from probably some of the worst roads in the world taken in Bolivia.

View pictures of the most scary roads in the world 

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Car crashes into another car at an intersection, sending second car into pedestrian

by Mr. Phucked 12/10/2007 9:30:00 PM

 

12:40 pm on 23rd of May 2004, Dayton, Ohio

Betty J. Hayslip, 75 of New Lebanon driving a PT cruiser, ran a red light and struck a Subaru driven by Albertina L. Walker, 41, of Dayton.
The collision caused the Subaru to roll over and crash into pedestrian Scott Tegtmeyer 42, of Dayton.

Investigators said the Scott was crossing the street when the crosswalk signal was red.  Can you believe Scot miraculously survived the accident?  He did!
Medics found Scot’s body covered in blood and initially pronounced him dead at the scene.  During transit he started to breath again and was fully resuscitated by doctors.
Scot survived because his body fit into a dent caused by the impact with the PT cruiser, preventing him from being crushed.

How lucky is Scot?  Unlucky to be hit, but really luck to survive!

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Fastest Corvette Yet

by Mr. Phucked 10/31/2007 9:30:00 PM
Jay Leno 600hp corvette

Although there is a new 600 horsepower Corvette ZR1 right around the corner, Jay Leno decided it couldn't come soon enough.
So what did he do?  He made his own!
Jay Leno worked with Pratt & Miller to create the C6RS which is based on the Corvette Z06 and is powered by an aluminum V8 that puts out 600 horsepower and 585 lb-ft. of torque.

OH yeah baby!!

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Lets talk about cars baby...

by Mr. Phucked 10/24/2007 4:30:00 AM
BMW 335 Coupe Review BMW 335 Sedan Review

Specifically, the BMW 335i coupe or seden, although I prefer the coupe.

Yup, one sexy car...

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