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Eva Mendes Topless Pictures

by Mr. Phucked 5/15/2008 12:01:00 AM

Eva Mendes has appeared topless in some rather naughty outfits in the Italian Vogue Magazine.
If you want to see more of her topless you can watch "We Own the Night" now available on DVD to see some more nipleage.

Here she is in all her glory.

Eva Mendes Topless 

I think some Hentai Tentacles would be good here perhaps?

Eva Mendes Topless 

What does this picture say?  I like it in the ass biatch!

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Now I could make a joke about cum in her mouth or bukacki. But that would be predictable...

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Now if you look really hard, you can see her clit...

Eva Mendes Topless

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More Miley Cyrus Pictures

by Mr. Phucked 4/28/2008 9:30:00 PM

She is at it again.  Miley Cyrus will be appearing in Vanity Fair in provocative poses.
You have to wonder if somehow these pictures are coordinated with the "unplanned release" of her amateur shots Last Week



Miley refers to the picture “I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.”
I could agree with her statement, if she is 18 years old.  But what we have to remember here is that she is only 15 years old.
If you had a 15 year old daughter, would you let her do this?  I for one, would not.
You may as well lay the red carpet out for the phedophiles.

Behind the scenes video from her photoshoot.

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Are These Pictures of Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana?

by Mr. Phucked 4/22/2008 9:05:00 PM

We're not sure if these pictures are of her or someone who looks like her.
What do you think...?

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
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Arnold Schwarzenegger - Before and After

by Mr. Phucked 4/13/2008 9:30:00 PM

Getting older can really suck.

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Ashley Alexandra Dupre - Kristen profile on Emperors Club

by Mr. Phucked 3/13/2008 6:53:00 PM

We have managed to obtain Ashley Dupre's profile from the "whore" web site Emperors Club.
It's no longer up for anyone to see, but it will forever be here, at That's Phucked!

Ashley Dupre Profile Picture on Emperors Club


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Pictures of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (aka Eliot Spitzers whore)

by Mr. Phucked 3/12/2008 6:56:00 PM

I bet you all wanted to know what $5,000 gets you in the realm of high class hookers!
Yes, that's how much the hooker who brought down the New York politician (Eliot Spitzer) charged for sex!

She has now been identified by police as Ashley Alexandra Dupré.
In the true and honest nature of That's Phucked, here are her pics from MySpace.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Here are 5 pictures, each worth $1,000 Wink


Damn, all this sex for a living is hard work!


Guess she only charged $4,000 when she was younger...?


I know you want me...


One night paid for my breast implants.  Do you like them?  They can be yours for $5,000...


Practicing my Pole Dancing.  I can dance on your pole for $5,000...

Her about me from MySpace:
"I am all about my music, and my music is all about me… It flows from what I’ve been through, what I’ve seen and how I feel. I live in New York and am on top of the world. Been here since 2004 and I love this city, I love my life here. But, my path has not been easy. When I was 17, I left home. It was my decision and I’ve never looked back. Left my hometown. Left a broken family. Left abuse. Left an older brother who had already split. Left and learned what it was like to have everything, and lose it, again and again. Learned what it was like to wake up one day and have the people you care about most gone. I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music. It started when I moved in with a musician during my odyssey to New York. One day, I was in the shower singing “respect.” He and his lead guitarist burst in, had me repeat it and it started. We wrote, rehearsed and toured. After recording a bit with them, I decided to move to Manhattan to pursue my music career. I spent the first two years getting to know the music scene, networking in clubs and connecting with the industry. Now, it’s all about my music. It’s all about expressing me. I can sit here now, and knowingly tell you that life’s hard sometimes. But, I made it. I’m still here and I love who I am. If I never went through the hard times, I would not be able to appreciate the good ones. Cliché, yes, but I know it’s true. I have experienced just how hard it can be. I can honestly tell you to never dwell on the past, but build from it and keep moving forward. Don’t let anyone hold you back or tell you that you can’t…because you can. I didn’t and here I am, just listen to it…. What we Want is my latest track. It’s really about trust, something my past has made very difficult for me to feel. This one was inspired by a guy, who taught me not to confuse my dreams with the sounds of the city…I hope you like it."

Ashley Dupre's (Kristen) Emperors Club Profile

We have managed to obtain Ashley Dupre's (She called herself Kristen) profile from the "whore" web site Emperors Club.
It's no longer up for anyone to see, but it will forever be here, at That's Phucked!



Do you think she is worth it...?

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Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe

by Mr. Phucked 2/21/2008 9:30:00 PM
Lindsay Lohan Naked Pictures

It seems that Lindsay Lohan is still a little drunk.  She appears to think that she is Marilyn Monroe.

But who really cares, she has some pretty sexy pictures and shows us that her "assets" really are real. 

Enjoy!

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More Tom Cruise Fun

by Mr. Phucked 1/29/2008 9:30:00 PM

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Parody Video of Tom Cruise

by Mr. Phucked 1/28/2008 9:32:00 PM
Funny parody of the Tom Cruise Scientology video.

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Paris Hilton Blow Job

by Mr. Phucked 1/16/2008 9:30:00 PM
The real Paris Hilton, has a little fun...

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Britney's Teen Sister Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant

by Mr. Phucked 12/18/2007 2:40:00 PM
Jamie Lynn Spears
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Jamie Lynn Spears (Zoey) in her show "Zoey 101."

Yes folks, Britney Spears sister is pregnant!

How old is she? 16!!!

She is 16 years old and she has a "steady" boyfriend named Casey Aldridge who is 19 years old.
I think it's pretty safe to say that the Britney family is not doing too well?

White Trash...?

In about 2 years from now the father will have custody of her kid and Jamie can join her sister in rehab.
Keep it in the family.

It's pretty Phucked Up!

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Jessica Weiner does not think Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat

by Mr. Phucked 12/5/2007 9:30:00 PM
Jessica Weiner
(Jessica Weiner is on the right)

I had to laugh during an interview with Jessica Weiner author of Life Doesn't begin 5 pounds from now on the Today morning show.
Yes folks, that is her real name!
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Jessica was speaking in defense of Jennifer Love Hewitt being called fat, more recently in our own article Jennifer Love Hewitt is not getting any Love.

She came up with some winning quotes such as "poisoning the minds of our daughters"

Now for me, the funny part is:

A) Her name is Weiner
B) Jessica Weiner is massive, let’s be honest here, she should never wear a bikini.  She probably hates all men and anyone who calls her fat.

The fact is Jennifer Love Hewitt has put on weight, does have cellulite and is in the public eye and open to scrutiny of this kind.

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Maxim Magazine's Top 10 Hot girls for 2007

by Mr. Phucked 12/4/2007 9:30:00 PM
maxim top 10 hot girls 2007 After yesterdays post, I figured I should let you recover and view some sexy hot girls.
Maxim magazine's top 10 girls for 2007.  Yes hot, very hot.

Drool, drool...

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is not getting any Love

by Mr. Phucked 12/3/2007 9:30:00 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt fat picture

It's a sad sad day today.  Very sad.
Jennifer Love Hewitt (JLH) is no longer sexy.

She will continue be known as JLH, but from this moment on the definition is now changed to Just Large Hips

These unfortunate pictures were taken of her at the beach.  Several male sperm whales were spotted near her attempting to "get it on" but she was rescued by life guards just in time.

To all those men who masturbated to her when she was hot, you can apply for masturbation refunds here.

Yes, it's a sad sad day...

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Jessica Alba gives guy erection

by Mr. Phucked 10/26/2007 2:00:00 PM
Jessica Alba
We all know that Jessica gives guys erections; I know she's given one to me!
Have you seen the movie Into the blue?  Many a tissue used with that movie...

Here she can be seen talking to some guy who is really enjoying the conversation.
Could this be a deleted scene from 'Rise of the silver surfer'...?

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Who the heck is Tila Tequila?

by Mr. Phucked 10/19/2007 9:10:00 PM

Who the heck is Tila Tequila?

So who is this Tila Tequila woman causing all the controversy with her new show on MTV?

Her real name: Tila Nguyen
Born: October 24th, 1981
Occupation(s): Singer-Songwriter, Glamor model, MTV dater!

She started out with a little modeling, photo spread on Stuff magazine and a popular MySpace profile.  Tila has become very popular in the news of late due to her coming out on the MTV dating show "A shot at love with Tila Tequila"
She announced that she is bi-sexual (Yes, awesome) and has since caused scandal within the conservative Christian community.

You can catch her show on MTV anytime at night, she is always on!
 
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