Another Mexican cartel shooting. Maybe they should start making these more exciting so they have a chance?
Turn it into a Mexican Beat off. Whoever cums first is spared, the rest are shot...
Submitted to Mr. Phucked by Cyrus.
Getting beat up by a girl is never good for your reputation. This guy gets beat up by a bunch of girls.
This guy will never live this down!
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What does 1 Stake 2 Girls get you? Well, this!
Maybe related to Ghetto Baseball?
Let's play "Guess the crime scene"
Four dead bodies, one naked with what looks like their head blown off. The others dressed and with a plastic bag on their heads.
When stripping only pays in change and some pills. It is time to go back to school....
Victim 6 has died from a hooker in Nigeria who laces her pussy with poison.
The latest victim died after going down on her.
Who goes down on a hooker? Just phuck her!
Looks like those Zetas are at it again. They didn't want to go for a Prime Rib buffet so they made their own.
His tattoo says it all. He is "hard to kill" although I doubt he will be able to smell his own shit after this.
Cop: What is that smell?
Driver: I just farted, beans I think.
Cop: No, smells like rotting flesh
Driver: No, pretty sure it is the beans
Cop: Sir, Could You Please Open Your Trunk?
Driver: Oh Crap...