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Exploding Bubble Gum Kills Student

by Mr. Phucked 11/16/2012 3:30:00 AM

Exploding Bubble Gum Kills Student

A Ukrainian chemistry student has been phucked killed by some exploding bubble gum that tore off half of his face.

Vladimir Likhonos, a student at a regional branch of the Kyiv Polytechnical Institute, is thought to have accidentally dipped his chewing gum into explosives he was using for his studies.
Police thing the 25-year-old mistook the powder for citric acid, which he often added to prolong the gum’s taste.

Likhonos, from the town of Konotop, in northeast Ukrainian, blew off his entire jaw and most of the lower part of his face in Saturday’s accident. Medical workers who arrived on the scene attempted to treat his injuries but were unable to save him.

Could this be him...?

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The Twilight Zone Tragedy

by Mr. Phucked 6/10/2011 3:02:00 AM

Directors Steven Spielberg and John Landis were charged with involuntary manslaughter for a death on set of the Twilight Zone movie due to a helicopter spinning out of control and killing three actors.

Adult male actor and two child Asian non-actors were to do a stunt in which they run across a river while huge pyrotechnics go off in the background and a helicopter flies overhead. Since they wanted to do this at night and wanted to avoid potential denial from the fire marshal some of the production team lied about the fact that there would be children involved in the stunt. The children shouldn't have been working that late and should not have been that close to pyrotechnics of that nature. They started filming.

The helicopter was jostled by the huge explosions which sent it spinning out of control. The helicopter landed in the worst possible way: blades-first onto the three actors. The helicopter's right skid slammed into one of the kids, killing her. Then its whirling main rotor ripped off the middle-aged actor's head and the head, a shoulder, and an arm of the other 7-year kid.

They immediately announced that all cast and crew needed to immediately go home.

There were a large number of lawsuits that followed, essentially charging them with negligence. They were acquitted of, I believe, all charges.

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by Felicia 9/4/2009 3:30:00 AM
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I  have always had a problem with loyalty, but I only cheated on my last boyfriend twice.  Truth is, I will cheat on you and lie to your face, but I will love you to death while I do all of it.  

I expect for you to commit to me within the first five or so dates.  I am not very patient and don't have time for men who won't commit quickly.  Within a year, I will expect a ring but only if it's at least a ½ karat bigger than my bestest girlfriend's ring.  

My match must live in Newport or some other beach community with a VERY high standard of living.  My plan is to move in as soon as I trick you (or at least SOME OTHER guy) into knocking me up.  Your home must be expensive enough for me to host fine parties and also for my fat ass sisters to move into.  It also must be big enough so I can start furnishing your bathroom with "stuff" (but only tampons, feminine douche, and other miscellaneous items)  as soon as possible.

While you are out spending the day hard at work, I will be off getting a massage, manicure, or going through the very difficult process of botox.  When you get home from work, I will never leave you alone or try understand your hard day.  Instead, I will nag you incessantly and then yell and criticize you for not listening to me.   

And yes, you will get to have hobbies and friends, but mainly only mine. I don't think it's appropriate that you have your own life or interests, and you are definitely not allowed to go anywhere without me.  But you will have a GREAT life. Your weekends will be filled with the immeasurable joy of getting to do every single thing I like to do.  These things include (but are not limited too), taking me to Louis Vuitton, Tiffany's, and spending a rainy day together curled up together watching our endless Sex and the City DVD collection.  

I like to look hot, maybe for you,  but mostly for other dudes or any other bitches I encounter in my many many many nights out without you.

I will be a complete bitch to you.  I will be hysterical, erratic, and completely irrational. I will never ever understand your position on things. I am incapable of understanding  logic and don't know what independent means. However, I am very very familiar with the term codependent.  I am super psycho needy, but give you nothing more that what's between my legs in return.   That does remind  me.....I am also a complete slut.  In addition, I am jealous, controlling, and a complete drama queen.

Now you may THINK you don't want a girl like me, but you REALLY do, don'tcha???

I am here!  Cum and get it!!!

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