You know when your GF says "sorry honey, I have a headache...?"
Dude thinks he is a dog? He even scoots his ass on the floor just like one.
Testicular cancer in Brazil is serious business. He is known as Mr Balls, or “Senhor Testiculo”
He is complete with balls, hair and a pedo like smile.
Posing with girls in school. Disturbing...
Looks like she is becoming a zombie, tits first!
SUCK ON THEM BIATCH!
You never thought it would be possible? Well, it is still not. He is another Dead Puff
At least the parents of Metapod will save money on shoes.
Always look on the bright side...
How about some Anatomically Correct Dolls?
Ordered from Amazon!
These dolls apparently feature:
- 4 Doll Set (man, woman, boy, girl).
- Choose from 3 skin colors (white, brown, black). White available on Amazon - other skin colors through www.migima.com
- Sexually detailed (Males- penis, testicles. Females -
vagina, clitoris, breasts). All have anus, mouth with tongue. Adults
have pubic hair.
- Washable, soft fabric. Comes with canvas carrying bag, clothes and underwear, 5 doll size condoms.
- Adult dolls 22", child dolls 17" Hand made in USA, women-run micro business.
That is some phucked up freaky looking dolls!
Maggots and pussy DO NOT go well together.
I don't know how they got onto this pussy. I did however find a good question and answer on Yahoo Answers.
Q: I found some maggots in my vagina this morning?
I woke up this morning and my vagina was really itchy. I scratched it and felt extra squishiness and when I pulled my hand back there were maggots on it. They were still moving, it was disgusting. I went in the bathroom and cleaned them all out and thankfully none were in me - they were all just in the folds of my labia. What could cause this? I am pregnant, is my baby okay? Please answer, I am so worried and I don't have insurance so I can't see a doctor...
gross. that reminds me of an urban legend; A woman fell in love with
this handsome man. They slept with each other for a few months. One day
he disappeared and she never saw him again. She went to the doctor to
get rid of a rash that she had recently found on her vagina. The doctor
took tests and the rash was actually maggots from the man. the doctor
told her these were the only kind of maggots you can get sleeping with
If you look carefully. This poor phucker looks like he is holding his ID.
Perhaps he was thinking ahead before he jumped?
Jumper: "If I get totally phucked up by the train, my ID will help people identify who I am. OK cool, here comes the train..."