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I Missed My Train

by Mr. Phucked 5/16/2013 10:00:00 PM

If you look carefully.  This poor phucker looks like he is holding his ID.
Perhaps he was thinking ahead before he jumped?
Jumper: "If I get totally phucked up by the train, my ID will help people identify who I am.  OK cool, here comes the train..."

I Missed My Train

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Frog Baby

by Mr. Phucked 3/4/2013 10:30:00 PM
Is it a human or is it a frog?  Nope, it is the frogbaby!

You know how mothers often think their baby is cute?
Even though everyone else thinks it is phucken ugly?
In this case, the mother committed suicide...

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Hunchback Porn

by Mr. Phucked 2/21/2013 10:30:00 AM
How desperate for money must she be?
Or... she likes to be phucked something that looks like a small alien...

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Asian Fever

by Mr. Phucked 2/17/2013 11:00:00 PM

Asian Fever

A condition which strikes mostly males. The symptoms of this condition include a longing for companionship and sexual pleasure from Asian women. Sufferers of this condition will show agressive tendencies that will cause them to act goofy around any girl with almond-shaped eyes, black hair, and exhibiting any kind of other supposed stereotype about Asian women. Because of cultural differences, however, most sufferers of Asian Fever are never cured.
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Asian Fever

Also.  Asian Fever can kill!

According to Professor Hyeouk Chris Hahm at Boston University from Boston University website from search engine :

Asian American women had a higher prevalence of STDs than White women in both 1995 (10.4% vs. 7.7) and 2001 (13.5% vs. 8.3%). The incidence of STDs (not diagnosed with STDs in 1995, but developed STIs in 2001) among Asian American women was also higher than that of White women."

Moreover, the power dynamic between genders became immediately clear. Asian American women were four times more likely to have a STD than their male counterparts. This was shocking, said Hahm, It was so much higher than the males.

She stated, “Asian and Pacific Islander women also have broader interracial dating patterns than Asian American men. This might explain why these women are exposed to higher rates of STDs.”

According to the Banyan Tree Project (a campaign that advocates HIV awareness) website:

- "Asian-American women have the highest rate of increase in new HIV infections - higher than any other ethnic group."

-"The increase in HIV infections has risen alarmingly among Asian American women, and will soon surpass the rate of infections in high-risk populations. "

 

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Skank Of the Week 2

by Mr. Phucked 2/5/2013 3:30:00 AM
Looks related to the previous skank....

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Skank of the week2

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Magnetic Anal Sphincter

by Mr. Phucked 1/27/2013 8:45:00 PM

Why would someone need the Magnetic Anal Sphincter?

Medically speaking:
"Fecal incontinence is the inability to control bowel movements, causing stool (feces) to leak unexpectedly from the rectum."

Translates to:
Someone shits themselves uncontrollably.

Technology is a wonderful thing and technology has come up with a solution.  Place magnets up your ass to allow the asshole to open and close when the user wishes.

As shown in Fig 1 (Ass closed) and Fig 2 (Ass open).  Who says ThatsPhucked is not educational?

Magnetic Anal Sphincter Magnetic Anal Sphincter

 

Possible flaw in this plan?
If the device is remote controlled then it could be hacked!
Head over to Palm Springs or Florida (high amounts of old people) and send out a massive radio signal, and 1,000s of people suddenly shit themselves.
Awesome!

You know this device could be used to seal in the poop.  Then release when it has grown very large.
Then perhaps produce the largest poop in the world!

largest poop in the world!

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Puff Daddy The Return

by Mr. Phucked 12/4/2012 3:30:00 AM
Another dead puff daddy.
Check out some of our previous Puff Daddies.

Another Dead Puff Daddy

Mr. Puff Has Died

Puff Daddy The Return

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Chicken Man

by Mr. Phucked 11/28/2012 3:30:00 AM

After doing this site for many years.  If I look at a picture and think "holy crap, WTF is that?"
It must be something phucked.

What the hell are they doing here? What is going through their heads?

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Chicken Man

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Gone Fishing

by Mr. Phucked 10/11/2012 3:30:00 AM

Get the BBQ warmed up.  Daddy is going fishing...

Gone Fishing

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My Strange Addiction - Urine Drinker

by Mr. Phucked 10/9/2012 3:30:00 AM

I'll watch the gore, no problem.  Girl drinking cum, no problem.
But someone drinking urine? Almost brings some barf up!

"Sometimes salty, sometimes plum champagne"

She drinks it, brushes her teeth in it, bathes in it and shampoos her hair in it!


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