Have you ever lost your phone and wondered where it was?

Think I found it...

After this I bet he moved to a new town!

Here is the actual video of the death of "Mr. Hands" reported on TV "Komo 4 news"
If you have not yet seen the actual video, Death By Horse Cock, you really should, it's funny!

After watching the most recent episode of South Park.  Randy was watching something called "Brazilian Fart Porn"
So what is it you might ask...

It's not too different from what you might think.  One girl presumably eats 4 tins of beans.  Bends over, farts, while another girls breaths in her farts.

If anyone reading this is from Brazil.  How come all the really Good/Freaky/Funny videos are from Brazil...?

In 2007 I visited a small town called Iquitos located in the Peruvian Amazon jungle (Peru).
I spent 3 days in this little town and 4 days pretty deep in the jungle.  The experience was amazing and I really recommend it!

As with most 3rd world countries.  There is an amazing amount of prostitution.  But sometimes, it's pretty damned Phucked Up!

In Iquitos, there are no cabs, just little motor bikes with a seat strapped on.  Like a tuk-tuk in Thailand.
I asked the driver to take me to some of the fun places in the city.  He proceeded to tell me about where the prostitutes are.

He described the scene down at the river...

Fathers take their daughters to a spot at the side of the river.  The boat consists of a simple cover with a bed in the back.
The girls are very young, ranging from 12 to 19 years old.  Many are virgins.  The popular girls have lines and demand higher prices.
If you want a virgin, it might cost you $20.  Otherwise $5-$10.
Fathers whore their daughters out for money!!!  This absolutely amazes me!!

The Amazon is very poor.
But on my travels I witnessed many people living off the land and can see no reason as to why a father would stoop so low!

The above picture was taken about 3 hrs via boat from Iquitos and is of a very happy young girl living off the land with very loving parents.
If only they were all like that...
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It's Wednesday, hump day.
So what do we need?  Another freaky video to scare the crap out of you!

We have added a new video to our Top Rated Video section called Fudge Brownies

I'm pretty sure you can guess what it is...

Thought you could not take any more shit?
Well someone forgot to tell these 2 Asian chicks, because they're taking a lot of shit!

The girls look pretty similar to the 2 girls 1 finger video...
Remember folks. One girl takes a shit in another's mouth, so you're warned!

Thank you very much to the "Poomaster" for submitting this story!

How was the massive poo laid?

1. Eat a lot, don't poo.
2. Wait 6 days.
3. After poo has sufficiently festered, it is now ready to be laid. 
4. After 6 days, it's just dying to be set free, so set it free.
5. Ensure no one else is around.
6. Lay down 2 strips of Aluminum foil in front of an open door frame.
7. Strip naked.
8. Place one foot and one hand on each side of the door frame and place yourself into a squat position.
9. Ensure you are securely hanging from the door frame, ass above one end of the foil, furthest away from the door frame.
10. Start to squeeze the buttocks, but not too much, it has to be a controlled drop.
11. As it starts to come out and approaches the foil, this is VERY important.  Don't laugh! This will only pinch the poo resulting in a waste of 6 days preparation.
12. When the poo first reaches the foil and continues its death spiral, start to slowly pull yourself toward the door frame.
13. Continue this movement until the entire poo has been laid to rest.
14. Look down and admire your work.
15. Wipe ass.
16. Measure poo with Sprite can and measuring stick.
17. If you want to capture the occasion, grab your camera and capture what truly is the ultimate Kodak moment.

Above picture shows Poo measuring 3.2 sprites (Almost 15 inches)

 

Close up of poo showing texture and consistency.  Can you spot the corn?

 

Poo cut up into 4 sections, ready for disposal.

How is the poo disposed of?

1. Cut the poo using a cutting device into 4 sections (Metal dry cleaning hanger is very effective)
2. Once it's cut into 4 (or more) sections grab some toilet paper and dispose of each section into the toilet and flush.
   WARNING: Do not dispose of the whole poo into toilet as this will cause a blockage of massive proportions.  Resulting in brown water flooding, massive stinkiness and untold embarrassment.
3. After each section has been flushed, roll up Aluminum foil and dispose into trash.
4. Smile.  Consider yourself one Phucked Up human being.
5. Submit your pictures to Mr. Phucked at Phucked@ThatsPhucked.com for review and possible infamy on this site.

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I work out at the local gym 3 days a week so I always end up in the locker room.  It's really amazing the weird stuff that guys do in the locker room and from chatting with some female friends, woman do some strange stuff too!

For Men I have witnessed the following weirdness:

• Men blow drying their pubic region with the communal hair dryer
• There is TV in the locker room with comfortable leather chairs.  Men sit and watch TV whilst completely naked.  Their ass is sitting where other male ass has sat before.  So it’s really like there ass is touching other naked guys ass.  I wonder if they’ve ever thought of it that way?
  
• Gay guys who frequent the shower area to check out unsuspecting guys showering.
• Why is it always the fat men with really small penises who like to walk around naked?  If I looked like them, I would not!

Now onto the woman (From my friends observations)

• Woman who arrive in the locker room, then spend 30 minutes applying make up
• The same woman on the aerobic machine on the lowest setting, close to the attractive men.
• Same woman return to locker room without any sweat, messed up makeup or messy hair.  Presumably with a few phone numbers…
• Same problem as men in regard to gratuitous nakedness.  Fat woman with hairy pubic regions who really should be fully dressed!

So in conclusion.  The locker room can be pretty Phucked Up!
My advice, keep your head low, don't shower, get in, get out as quick as possible.

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So this is the last of the really freaky videos and articles for a while.  We will return to more tame articles for a short time and give your senses a break.

This is the now notorious video of a guy who has anal sex with a horse and dies.
Yes, you read correctly!

The man known as Mr. Hands has anal sex with a horse and later dies due to internal injuries.  Normally this kind of injury would not kill a man, but he was too embarrassed to visit the hospital until it was too late.

If Mr. Hands had lived he may have perhaps married the horse like the guy in our previous post 

Read more about Mr. Hands at Wikipedia
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Is it Pomeranian love or Pomeranian lust?

The cat seems to like it.  She just lies there and appears to be up for more.

I think it might be love...

What is there to do in Missouri?  Phuck animals, that's what!
It's even legal

The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) filmed a documentary following the loving of animals.
In the show one of the men marries a pony called Pixel and has a full emotional and physical relationship.
These animal lovers are called Zoophiliacs.

I wonder how these people discover their love for animals.  I would imagine it goes something like this...

Location: Small farm town in Missouri, local bar.
Time: 1am
Total number of females in bar: 2
Number of beers before above females are attractive: Infinite
Scenario:
Bunch of guys drinking in a bar and they're getting pretty phucked up.  Drinking of course means that several are horny.  They check out the women in the bar and they're still not attractive.  So drink more…

Time: 3 am
Check out the women again, still not attractive.  Phuck!

Bar is closing, time to go home.  Two guys get in their cars (DUI, oh yes) and drive home.
Driving down the road one guy says to the other "look at her"
The other guy looks for a girl, but can't see one and says "where, where?"
"Over there, over there, the horse"

They pull over and start looking around.  No-one else is around so they approach the horse, their anticipation "rising"
What happens next is too phucked up for even me to talk about!
But this stuff does happen!  
It is estimated than 1 in 3 boys have experimented with animals in rural areas.

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Watch part 1 of the documentary below: