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Selfie Fail

If you're going to take a sexy selfie with your pants off AND your kid is around. Close the door first!
Little less extreme than our previous selfie picselfie fail

You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late

You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late? Don't anyone say you'd not hit that if you didn't know.
Penis anyone?

You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late

Boy To Hottie

“Pissy,” as he or she is now called, used to way 128 kg as a fat little boy. Half a million baht (15,500 USD) later and he’s a stunning, albeit fake, princess. He completely modified the nose, lips, mouth, basically the entire head.

After half a bottle of Thai Whisky in a club in Bangkok. 9/10 guys would hit it (This was not a scientific study)

Note some pics are clickable for larger versions

 pissy the thai ladyboy

pissy the thai ladyboy
pissy the thai ladyboy
pissy the thai ladyboy
pissy the thai ladyboy 

Let Them Eat Cake

When Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake" I'm pretty sure this was NOT what she had in mind!

Let them eat cake

Thanks to DonPJuan79 for uploading the picture.

Black Asshole Christmas

Family Christmas traditions always vary.
In this case a fake white Christmas tree, strippers bent over and kids. Merry Phucken Christmas!

In fact, lets also classify this one as Skank Of The Week!

Shout out to JackTheDon for uploading the pic.

Fred Phelps Is Dead

In celebration of Fred Phelps now being dead. If you're not sure who Fred Phelps is, he is the guy who instigates protests at gay peoples funeral and war vets.

fred phelps dead

No Threesome?

Not many cases when a threesome is not wanted. But this could be one...

Love Bite

Merthyr Tydfil - Wales - UK

A woman almost bit off her husband's penis as he cooked sausages for dinner - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and poured boiling oil down her back.
She clenched her teeth on his penis and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital doctors in Merthyr Tydfil.
The man needed treatment to his penis while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.

Here is the original article:

love bite

Mr. Phucked Had The Flu. But Back!

Mr. Phucked was struck down with the flu.  Before anyone asks, not the variety you catch from Asian hookers.
The local home grown genuine Flu!

However, I'm back Cool

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