I thought I was done, but I found some more ugly women.
Be sure to check out the

Worlds Ugliest Women Part III
Worlds Ugliest Women Part II
Worlds Ugliest Women Part I

Thankfully her vagina is intact.  She was Phucked By Shrapnel but the mortician had her vagina...

Why would someone need the Magnetic Anal Sphincter?

Medically speaking:
"Fecal incontinence is the inability to control bowel movements, causing stool (feces) to leak unexpectedly from the rectum."

Translates to:
Someone shits themselves uncontrollably.

Technology is a wonderful thing and technology has come up with a solution.  Place magnets up your ass to allow the asshole to open and close when the user wishes.

As shown in Fig 1 (Ass closed) and Fig 2 (Ass open).  Who says ThatsPhucked is not educational?

Possible flaw in this plan?
If the device is remote controlled then it could be hacked!
Head over to Palm Springs or Florida (high amounts of old people) and send out a massive radio signal, and 1,000s of people suddenly shit themselves.
Awesome!

You know this device could be used to seal in the poop.  Then release when it has grown very large.
Then perhaps produce the largest poop in the world!

I had the idea of searching around for some vaginal cream after this weeks Select Your Hole article.

That search resulted in finding 18 Again which is a Vaginal Tightening & Rejuvenation cream.
18 again is made by an Indian Pharmaceutical called Ultratech.  They claim that 18 again will make your vagina feel tight again, just like a virgin!

18 again appears to be a genuine product although I do not know anyone who has tried it.
How much will 18 again set you back?  $190 for 1 container.  Not cheap.
But given that some women spend up to to $10,000 for surgical procedures that "tighten" their vaginas, plump up their labias or trim them down.  Some may think this is a good deal.

Anyone have a lose vagina out there?  Give a try and let us know 

You can read more about vaginal Rejuvenation in some of my previous articles.
The Vaginal Episiotomy or even the laser Vagina Rejuvenation

Guys. Some help.  Read up on what to do if:

Vaginal Odor and Dating
Vagina a how-to guide

Think the chicks in the front are ugly?  Look behind them!
I think the one in the right may be responsible for the recent earthquake in Japan...
Just look at those legs!

Online dating getting you down?  Why not just order a life like doll?
She will never complain and will always do what you ask.  Except move by herself...

If you're drunk.  You may just fuck something bloody!

If Mr. Phucked owned a hospital.  I may call it the "The University Of Phucked Medical Hospital.
In it, you would find signs like this (This is a real sign) for departments such as the "Cunt Examination"