When Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake" I'm pretty sure this was NOT what she had in mind!
Thanks to DonPJuan79 for uploading the picture.
Family Christmas traditions always vary.
In this case a fake white Christmas tree, strippers bent over and kids. Merry Phucken Christmas!
In fact, lets also classify this one as Skank Of The Week!
Shout out to JackTheDon for uploading the pic.
In celebration of Fred Phelps now being dead. If you're not sure who Fred Phelps is, he is the guy who instigates protests at gay peoples funeral and war vets.
Not many cases when a threesome is not wanted. But this could be one...
Merthyr Tydfil - Wales - UK
A woman almost bit off her husband's penis as he cooked sausages for dinner - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and poured boiling oil down her back.
She clenched her teeth on his penis and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital doctors in Merthyr Tydfil.
The man needed treatment to his penis while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.
Here is the original article:
Mr. Phucked was struck down with the flu. Before anyone asks, not the variety you catch from Asian hookers.
The local home grown genuine Flu!
However, I'm back
Car Wash vs. Hand Job.
Who do you think is going to win?
Lets break this down:
$5 for car, $8 for truck
Kids may not do a good job of car wash.
$5 so same price or cheaper if you drive a truck. She may charge more for big dick, $8 seems competitive.
She looks like she may be good.
Looking like car wash may have the edge here...
So what do you do when the bathroom on the train is full?
Pee out of the window of course!
Please do this when the train is not moving...
When this kid brings his first girlfriend home to his parents. She won't be seeing the usual naked kid in bathroom pics!