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Black Asshole Christmas

Family Christmas traditions always vary.
In this case a fake white Christmas tree, strippers bent over and kids. Merry Phucken Christmas!

In fact, lets also classify this one as Skank Of The Week!

Shout out to JackTheDon for uploading the pic.

Fred Phelps Is Dead

In celebration of Fred Phelps now being dead. If you're not sure who Fred Phelps is, he is the guy who instigates protests at gay peoples funeral and war vets.

fred phelps dead

No Threesome?

Not many cases when a threesome is not wanted. But this could be one...

Love Bite

Merthyr Tydfil - Wales - UK

A woman almost bit off her husband's penis as he cooked sausages for dinner - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and poured boiling oil down her back.
She clenched her teeth on his penis and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital doctors in Merthyr Tydfil.
The man needed treatment to his penis while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.

Here is the original article:

love bite

Mr. Phucked Had The Flu. But Back!

Mr. Phucked was struck down with the flu.  Before anyone asks, not the variety you catch from Asian hookers.
The local home grown genuine Flu!

However, I'm back Cool

Car Wash vs. Hand Job

Car Wash vs. Hand Job.
Who do you think is going to win?  
Lets break this down:

Car Wash
$5 for car, $8 for truck
Kids may not do a good job of car wash.

Hand Job
$5 so same price or cheaper if you drive a truck.  She may charge more for big dick, $8 seems competitive.
She looks like she may be good.

Looking like car wash may have the edge here...

Car wash vs. Hand Job?

What to do when bathroom is full?

So what do you do when the bathroom on the train is full?
Pee out of the window of course!
Please do this when the train is not moving...

When this kid brings his first girlfriend home to his parents.  She won't be seeing the usual naked kid in bathroom pics!

What do you do when the train bathroom is full?

That's Phucked is ALL NEW!

For the last few months.  I've been working on a whole new version of the web site.
So what is new?

  • Revamped comment section.  You can now reply directly to other comments!
  • Brand new Photos Section
  • View from thousands of photos
  • Upload your own photo
  • Revamped Video Section
  • Upload your own video too
  • All new mobile site
  • Check out the site on your mobile phone or iPad
  • No longer do you need to scroll the site on your phone. it is designed for your mobile device!

If anyone has any problems or suggestions.  Contact me here
Hope you enjoy the new site!

Mr. Phucked

I wish my wife would bang me this hard

You have to wonder about the guy that wrote this.  Does he want his wife to phuck him hard in the ass?
After all he was "rear" ended...

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