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Larvae in Woman's Breast

by Mr. Phucked 5/24/2009 12:30:00 AM
If your breasts start to hurt or itch, perhaps you have Larvae in there.
How many female readers just scratched their breasts?
 
In this video the doctor removes the larvae from her breast in a condition called Myiasis 

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Need a dentist?

by Mr. Phucked 2/14/2009 12:30:00 AM

If there was ever a commercial for a toothbrush, this guy could be on it.

Now remember, brush your teeth!

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Mexican Ambulance

by Mr. Phucked 1/29/2009 12:30:00 AM
Just don't get hurt in Mexico.  You might not make it to the hospital!

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Insects In food IS allowed by the FDA

by Mr. Phucked 1/26/2009 12:30:00 AM

So you think you know what you're eating?  Think again...

According the FDA.  It is perfectly acceptable to include rodent hairs, insect fragments, fly eggs, maggots and other phucked up gross shit in your food.
For example, Peanut butter can contain an average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams.

Here are some other examples.  See more here at the FDA web site

GROUND CINNAMON
Insect filth - Average of 400 or more insect fragments per 50 gram

Rodent filth - Average of 11 or more rodent hairs per 50 grams

MACARONI AND NOODLE PRODUCTS
Insect filth - Average of 225 insect fragments or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

Rodent filth - Average of 4.5 rodent hairs or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

PEANUT BUTTER
Insect filth - Average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams

Rodent filth - Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams

Grit - Gritty taste and water insoluble inorganic residue is more than 25 mg per 100 grams

CANNED TOMATOES

Drosophila fly

Average of 10 or more fly eggs per 500 grams
OR
5 or more fly eggs and 1 or more maggots per 500 grams
OR
2 or more maggots per 500 grams

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Happy Thanksgiving

by Mr. Phucked 11/27/2008 12:30:00 AM
To the American Readers of ThatsPhucked, Happy Thanksgiving!
 
Here is how your turkey might have ended up on your plate...

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Animal Freaks

by Mr. Phucked 8/23/2008 12:30:00 AM

It seems like almost every girl I date these days owns a cat.  What's with girls and their cats?
Now if they owned one of these freaks, I might not have to pretend to like their furry pussies!

Yoda, the cat with four ears

Yoda cat with 4 ears

Bailey, weighing in at 26lbs!
Bailey, fat cat

Apparently his favorite food is popcorn!  Can you say "Diet"...?

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Projectile Dysfunction

by Mr. Phucked 5/22/2008 12:30:00 AM
If you like playing video games, this could be for you.

Just watch out for the "anal leakage"

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Two Headed Girl

by Mr. Phucked 5/14/2008 12:30:00 AM
Now the strange thing here is that the two heads and body are actually OK looking.
So if her potential boyfriends in her class can get over the two heads, they might just like it.
 

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Ceiling Mural in a smokers lounge

by Mr. Phucked 2/6/2008 9:30:00 PM

Just to remind you, smoke, and you will die... 

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10 minutes on cell phone causes cancer

by Mr. Phucked 10/30/2007 3:45:00 PM

Yet another cell phone study...

Rehovot (Israel) - A new study casts one of the most negative lights on cell phone usage, claiming that just 10 minutes of chatting can lead to cancer.

According to the study, performed by the Weizmann Institute of Science in Israel, just minutes of the radiation exposure caused from cell phones can spark the cell division problems that lead to cancerous tumors.

The study exposed human cells to radiation of 875 megahertz, slightly less than the level most handsets emit.  Within 10 minutes, say researchers, the chemical signal indicative of tumor development process was active.

Current cell phone study tally:

Studies that claim cell phones do not cause cancer: 1,325,120
Studies that
claim cell phones do cause cancer: 8
Studies silenced by the cellular industry: 1,325,112

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