Every man feels his pain here. Ouch!
(Start on the wood jokes)
Thanks to phantasm for uploading to ThatsPhucked
OK, maybe not Herpes. But the dog is not happy anyway!
Why is the Uterus prolapsed? Probably from child birth.
Why the maggots? Phucked if I know!
Thinking of getting a manicure on your trip to Russia? Think again...
I Hate My Penis Part 1. Lost your ashtray? Well just use your penis, it is obvious really...
The Year is 2014. We can fix him. Maybe...
I'm sure she would now regret heading to the hospital and saying she swallowed her keys....
Victim 6 has died from a hooker in Nigeria who laces her pussy with poison.
The latest victim died after going down on her.
Who goes down on a hooker? Just phuck her!
Just want to send her for a pedicure!