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Eva Mendes Topless Pictures

by Mr. Phucked 5/15/2008 12:01:00 AM

Eva Mendes has appeared topless in some rather naughty outfits in the Italian Vogue Magazine.
If you want to see more of her topless you can watch "We Own the Night" now available on DVD to see some more nipleage.

Here she is in all her glory.

Eva Mendes Topless 

I think some Hentai Tentacles would be good here perhaps?

Eva Mendes Topless 

What does this picture say?  I like it in the ass biatch!

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Now I could make a joke about cum in her mouth or bukacki. But that would be predictable...

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Now if you look really hard, you can see her clit...

Eva Mendes Topless

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Sexy Model in a Diaper

by Mr. Phucked 5/8/2008 12:40:00 AM
Why would anyone think a sexy model dressed in a Diaper (Nappy in UK) would be sexy?

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Phucked Girls Are Now Updated Daily!

by Mr. Phucked 4/27/2008 6:15:00 PM
Now who does not like sexy girls?
Well if you're female, perhaps you. But don't worry, we are bringing a hot guy section soon too!

Pictures are updated daily and located below our favorite posts section.
Enjoy!
Daily Featured Model Daily Featured Model
Daily Featured Model Daily Featured Model

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Are These Pictures of Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana?

by Mr. Phucked 4/22/2008 9:05:00 PM

We're not sure if these pictures are of her or someone who looks like her.
What do you think...?

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
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Hot Girls of Maxim

by Mr. Phucked 4/3/2008 9:30:00 PM

Gratuitous pictures of some Sexy Maxim Girls!

Maxim Girls
Maxim Girls
Maxim Girls

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Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe

by Mr. Phucked 2/21/2008 9:30:00 PM
Lindsay Lohan Naked Pictures

It seems that Lindsay Lohan is still a little drunk.  She appears to think that she is Marilyn Monroe.

But who really cares, she has some pretty sexy pictures and shows us that her "assets" really are real. 

Enjoy!

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Denise Milani Video

by Mr. Phucked 1/8/2008 9:30:00 PM
Sometimes, I just want to add a video of a sexy girl.  Just because!

This is Denise Milani...

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Merry Christmas!

by Mr. Phucked 12/23/2007 9:30:00 PM
Rossie Cottrell It's almost Christmas.

I wish everyone a very merry Christmas and I hope you receive what you wish for from Santa.

If you have not thought of what you would like yet.  How about Rossie Cottrell?

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New Model Natalie Lynn

by Mr. Phucked 12/16/2007 9:30:00 PM
Natalie Lynn That's Phucked would like to welcome a new model to our collection.
Damn, we sound like Vogue now...

Natalie Lynn has joined us and starts with a nice selection of bikini pictures for December.

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Rossie Cottrell and Sumlee Anderson

by Mr. Phucked 12/9/2007 9:30:00 PM
Rossie Cottrell and Sumlee Anderson Happy Monday readers!

Only 5 more days to go until the weekend.
What can possibly make it more enjoyable?

How about Rossie Cottrell and Sumlee Anderson together...

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Maxim Magazine's Top 10 Hot girls for 2007

by Mr. Phucked 12/4/2007 9:30:00 PM
maxim top 10 hot girls 2007 After yesterdays post, I figured I should let you recover and view some sexy hot girls.
Maxim magazine's top 10 girls for 2007.  Yes hot, very hot.

Drool, drool...

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New picture updates with Rossie Cottrell

by Mr. Phucked 10/29/2007 2:50:00 AM

New updates from Rossie Cottrell with Rossie getting ready for bed.  Sleepy anyone...?

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Rossie Cottrell in the bedroom  

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New Picture Updates, Rossie Cottrell and Sumlee Anderson

by Mr. Phucked 10/22/2007 2:21:00 AM

New updates from our favorite models.

Rossie has been to Hawaii and Sumlee has been gardening...

 View Rossie in Hawaii

 View Sumlee in the garden

 Rossie Cottrell in Hawaii  Sumlee Anderson in the garden

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Do Playboy stories every really come true?

by Mr. Phucked 10/17/2007 9:06:00 AM

Do Playboy stories every really come true?

YES!
Two friends of mine, we'll call them Tommy and Bobby, both of whom are room mates.

Well, Tommy comes home to find Bobby and his date sitting in the living room, his date on his lap dressed in sexy lingerie.  Tommy says hi, grabs a beer and they all chat for a while.
Bobby and the date venture off to their bedroom and proceed to have lots of sex.  With lots of screaming Laughing
Tommy is watching TV, drinking his beer.  A few hours pass, Tommy’s date returns into the living room, dressed in a small t-shirt, flops down on the sofa and chats away with Tommy.  Suddenly she states that Bobby is asleep and she is still horny and wants more phucking!  To which Tommy responds with “Well I’ll phuck you”.  She thinks about it for a second and states that she would need to ask Bobby if that would be OK.
Off she goes to the bedroom, comes back 30 seconds later and says “Well Bobby say’s its OK, let’s go”
So Bobby and her walk off to the bedroom and have a great time together!

Just goes to show you, that Playboy stories do come true!

Note: Condoms were harmed in the production of this story. 

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Halloween and Short Skirts

by Mr. Phucked 10/15/2007 7:36:00 AM
Halloween and Short Skirts 

Halloween is a time for ghosts, goblins, trick or treating, drinking and of course girls who are normally conservative 364 days a year to dress like a hoe!

So, when a female friend of mine said these five little words, I almost had a cardiac arrest!

I cannot go because “My skirt is too short”

TOO SHORT!!

It’s Halloween, there is no such thing as too short!!

I will of course continue to work on this issue and keep you all posted…

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