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Nails In The Balls

by Mr. Phucked 11/15/2009 12:30:00 AM

This is probably from the same guys as the BME Pain Olympics

This guy decides to hammer some nails into his balls.  Why would any guy hammer some nails into his balls?
Who knows!

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Diet Cock

by Mr. Phucked 11/12/2009 12:30:00 AM

Is this like the boat in a bottle?


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Fill All Holes

by Mr. Phucked 11/6/2009 12:30:00 AM

There are not really any words to describe this...

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Phuck a Melon

by Mr. Phucked 11/5/2009 12:30:00 AM
Who needs a girlfriend? Just Phuck a melon!

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Phucked Up Penis

by Mr. Phucked 10/8/2009 12:30:00 AM
If anyone can tell us what happened here...?

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More Split Penis

by Mr. Phucked 10/2/2009 12:30:00 AM
Here is more split penis again. Why do they do it???

Split Penis
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Small Penis Competition

by Mr. Phucked 9/26/2009 12:30:00 AM

You think you need to order that extenze crap you see on TV to make your dick bigger?
Look at these guys, you're not so bad....

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Biggest Penis In The World?

by Mr. Phucked 9/21/2009 12:30:00 AM
We have previously shown you the Biggest Balls In The World and the Biggest penis and balls in the world

This is picture of some real phucked up looking penis!

Biggest penis in the world
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Even Bats Get Horny!

by Mr. Phucked 9/2/2009 12:30:00 AM
I just love this picture.  He is probably dreaming about a bat threesome.
Watch out below...

If you like this.  You will probably also like the Cutest Horny Dog In The World

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Pierced Penis

by Mr. Phucked 8/26/2009 12:30:00 AM
Since we brought you the pierced pussy. It only makes sense we show you the pierced penis.
Do they make special condoms for pierced penis? Extra strong perhaps...?

Pierced Penis
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Hanger In The Penis

by Mr. Phucked 8/22/2009 2:43:00 AM
I'm not sure what makes someone stick a hanger in their penis. Are they phucked in the head? Hell yes.
Perfect for this site...

Hanger In The Penis
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Pogo Stick To The Nuts

by Mr. Phucked 8/1/2009 12:30:00 AM

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Penis for dinner?

by Mr. Phucked 7/31/2009 12:30:00 AM

Ever wondered what that mystery meat actually is?  In this restaurant it's easy to guess.  Penis!

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Singing Penis

by Mr. Phucked 7/27/2009 12:30:00 AM
You won't see this on American Idol.


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Sexy Asian Tranny

by Mr. Phucked 7/24/2009 12:30:00 AM

After last week's scary Tranny With a Large Cock

I thought it would only be fair to follow it up with a hot tranny.  He/She still has a cock.  But I'm sure there have been many drunken men who only found out when a cock was dangled in their face.

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Be afraid, be very afraid.  Scroll down with care...

Hot and Sexy Asian Tranny

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Biggest Balls In The World

by Mr. Phucked 7/22/2009 12:30:00 AM
Previously I had featured the Biggest penis and balls in the world
 
This guy has him beat for sure.  He even lays things on top of his balls to work and his buddy helps him up the stairs by lifting his balls!
Phucked Up!
 

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Brown Bag Your Date

by Mr. Phucked 7/20/2009 12:30:00 AM

You've heard of "brown bagging" but in this case, he applied it to his date.

From the looks of her mouth, you can see why he did!

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