Every man feels his pain here. Ouch!
(Start on the wood jokes)
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More penis abuse with cigarettes and branches.
More penis abuse with cigarettes, rope and another piece of "wood"
I Hate My Penis Part 1. Lost your ashtray? Well just use your penis, it is obvious really...
His last words were "Don't take my penis"
At least they honored it...
GF not putting out? Told her about blue balls and still no action?
Show her this pic of what can happen without a release. Maybe, just maybe...
Urban Dictionary definition of blue balls :
"the excrutiating[sic] pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin[sic] when he knows he should. "
Not many cases when a threesome is not wanted. But this could be one...
Why any guy would want to stick anything in their pee hole beats me.
Remember the 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?
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Merthyr Tydfil - Wales - UK
A woman almost bit off her husband's penis as he cooked sausages for dinner - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and poured boiling oil down her back.
She clenched her teeth on his penis and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital doctors in Merthyr Tydfil.
The man needed treatment to his penis while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.
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