I stared at this. It always looks like someone sewed their finger to their penis.
Does this beard make me look gay? Might be all the dildos, not sure though...
Extreme case of blueballs for sure!
Thanks to footyhead for uploading the pic.
Scenario. Man, with a penis and a fan. Fan is turned on, is the penis?
Watch and see...
Dead On The Beach Pointing North, with his penis, not a compass!
You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late? Don't anyone say you'd not hit that if you didn't know.
Ladies? Hungry For Penis? Just don't use teeth...
WTH is up with this guy and cigarettes?
From the same phucked up dude who brought you I hate my penis, he apparently hates his ass too.
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