From the same phucked up dude who brought you I hate my penis, he apparently hates his ass too.
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Every man feels his pain here. Ouch!
(Start on the wood jokes)
Thanks to phantasm for uploading to ThatsPhucked
More penis abuse with cigarettes and branches.
More penis abuse with cigarettes, rope and another piece of "wood"
I Hate My Penis Part 1. Lost your ashtray? Well just use your penis, it is obvious really...
His last words were "Don't take my penis"
At least they honored it...
GF not putting out? Told her about blue balls and still no action?
Show her this pic of what can happen without a release. Maybe, just maybe...
Urban Dictionary definition of blue balls :
"the excrutiating[sic] pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin[sic] when he knows he should. "
Not many cases when a threesome is not wanted. But this could be one...
Why any guy would want to stick anything in their pee hole beats me.
Remember the 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?
BTW. If anyone wants to try this. You can order the Anal Intruder With Urethral Plug. Yeah, really!
If can be all yours for the low prices of $64.99!