That's Phucked

I Hate My Penis Part 3

More penis abuse with cigarettes and branches.
I Hate My Penis Part 3

I Hate My Penis Part 2

More penis abuse with cigarettes, rope and another piece of "wood"
I Hate My Penis Part 2

I Hate My Penis Part 1

I Hate My Penis Part 1. Lost your ashtray? Well just use your penis, it is obvious really... I Hate My Penis Part 1

Limbless Penis

His last words were "Don't take my penis"
At least they honored it...
Limbless Penis

Blue Balls Kill

GF not putting out? Told her about blue balls and still no action?
Show her this pic of what can happen without a release. Maybe, just maybe...

Urban Dictionary definition of blue balls :

"the excrutiating[sic] pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin[sic] when he knows he should. "

blue,balls,dead,penis,kill

No Threesome?

Not many cases when a threesome is not wanted. But this could be one...

Penis Probe

Why any guy would want to stick anything in their pee hole beats me. 
Remember the 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

penis probe

BTW. If anyone wants to try this. You can order the Anal Intruder With Urethral Plug. Yeah, really!
If can be all yours for the low prices of $64.99!
Anal Intruder with Urethral Plug

Love Bite

Merthyr Tydfil - Wales - UK

A woman almost bit off her husband's penis as he cooked sausages for dinner - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and poured boiling oil down her back.
She clenched her teeth on his penis and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital doctors in Merthyr Tydfil.
The man needed treatment to his penis while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.

Here is the original article:

love bite

Busted Balls?

I have to admit. I am not too sure what this is. It does however look like a really phucked up penis. Or at least what is left of it... 

Balls blown off

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