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Signs you're having sex with an Israeli

by Annik 5/6/2008 11:54:00 PM

From tonight's encounter:

1) He screams at you in Hebrew.

2) He tears your shit up like the IDF on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

3) The sex is so aggressive, he ends up breaking three different condoms in succession.

4) The sex is so aggressive, you end up breaking his Star of David necklace. With your teeth. Believe it when I say Judaism flew everywhere.

5) The sex is so aggressive, you feel like your reproductive organs AND your eggs are about to fall out of your birth canal.

6) He proves to you he was in the Israeli Air Force by pulling out, ripping the condom off, and somehow blasting a load of his Jew-batter onto his own face like fighter jet homing missiles. 

7) After sex, your room smells like an unhealthy combination of Giorgio Armani, latex, and cocaine. 

 

Save an Arab; ride an Israeli. 

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1 Girl 1 Phone

by Mr. Phucked 5/6/2008 9:00:00 PM
Have you ever lost your phone and wondered where it was?

Think I found it...

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Too Much Alcohol and Nature Calls

by Mr. Phucked 5/6/2008 12:30:00 AM

After this I bet he moved to a new town!

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Child Abuse

by Mr. Phucked 5/5/2008 12:30:00 AM
After giving more thought to Miley Cyrus Topless Pictures last week.
This video highlights all the Phucked Up things that adults do to Children.  Whether it be giving them guns to kill people or dressing up 7 years olds in dresses and make-up for beauty pageants.
Sometimes, children just need to be children...

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Video of Babies Thrown from Temple For Luck

by Mr. Phucked 5/3/2008 12:30:00 AM
Solapur in India, dropping babies from the roof of a temple into a bedspread fifty feet below is meant to give them good luck.
This is seriously Phucked Up!

Makes Micheal Jacksons baby incident look much better now!


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Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join

by Mr. Phucked 4/21/2008 9:30:00 PM

In Commerce City Colorado.  A couple were fighting over which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, said Commerce City police.

After a heated argument in a Hollywood video store police were called.
His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.

"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.

Whatever happened to parents fighting over what school to send their kid?

Phucked Up!

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html#

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Man Boobs

by Mr. Phucked 4/8/2008 9:30:00 PM
Man breasts can be caused by a condition called gynecomastia.  The man will actually develop REAL breast tissue.
This can be caused by hormone changes in teenagers as well as produced by overweight people.

Yes guys, you can have "titties like a woman" 

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What is Brazilian Fart Porn?

by Mr. Phucked 4/8/2008 5:30:00 PM
After watching the most recent episode of South Park.  Randy was watching something called "Brazilian Fart Porn"
So what is it you might ask...

It's not too different from what you might think.  One girl presumably eats 4 tins of beans.  Bends over, farts, while another girls breaths in her farts.

If anyone reading this is from Brazil.  How come all the really Good/Freaky/Funny videos are from Brazil...?

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Phucked Up Hentai - Raven Tentacles, Part II

by Mr. Phucked 4/7/2008 9:30:00 PM
Hentai anime and manga allow elements of sexual fantasy to be represented in ways that would be impossible to film. This may include portrayals of sexual acts which are physically impossible, unacceptable in society, or run counter to social norms. Examples include extreme bondage,creatures with tentacles, and other fetishes. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai for more information!

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Phucked Up Hentai - Raven Tentacles, Part I

by Mr. Phucked 4/6/2008 9:30:00 PM
Hentai anime and manga allow elements of sexual fantasy to be represented in ways that would be impossible to film. This may include portrayals of sexual acts which are physically impossible, unacceptable in society, or run counter to social norms. Examples include extreme bondage,creatures with tentacles, and other fetishes. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai for more information!

See Part II Now!

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Why Not To Take Steroids

by Mr. Phucked 4/1/2008 9:30:00 PM

There are many reasons to NOT to take steroids.  Small penis, low sex drive, body zits etc.

If that is not enough, then how about just looking like a complete tool.  His wrist is as big as his head!

Children, don't take steroids.  Steroids are bad.

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Man with a REAL TAIL

by Mr. Phucked 3/31/2008 9:30:00 PM
In this Japanese video of Chandre Oram from West Bengal.
He actually has a REAL 13 inch tail.

Yeah, pretty Phucked Up!

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Fitna the Movie: Geert Wilders film about the Quran

by Mr. Phucked 3/28/2008 9:30:00 PM
The Fitna movie that has now been banned by Network Solutions
The most popular on-line hosting company. It's the very first site they have ever banned!
His site now states:
"This site has been suspended while Network Solutions is investigating whether the site's content is in violation of the Network Solutions Acceptable Use Policy. Network Solutions has received a number of complaints regarding this site that are under investigation. For more information about Network Solutions Acceptable Use Policy visit the following URL: http://www.networksolutions.com/legal/aup.jsp "

View His Banned Site

UPDATE March 29th 11:23 PM (PT)
The folks at LiveLeak have removed the film also due to death threats to their staff!
WOW!

UPDATE April 1st.  Video is back, but for how long...


"The movie starts with a warning, stating that the movie contains "very shocking images".[8] During contains a widely-known cartoon from the Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard, showing the Prophet Muhammad with a bomb on his head. Next to the cartoon, a timer starts counting down from 15 minutes.

The first Sura is introduced, accompanied with Qur'anic recital and translated subtitles (the film is available in English and Dutch, among other languages).

Suras are juxtaposed to video clips of Imams stating Islamic teaching, and videos of violent atrocities committed in the name of Islam, including major terrorist attacks. The source for the English translations is unstated."

(wikipedia)

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Prostitution Of Young Boat Girls In The Amazon

by Mr. Phucked 3/23/2008 9:30:00 PM

 

In 2007 I visited a small town called Iquitos located in the Peruvian Amazon jungle (Peru).
I spent 3 days in this little town and 4 days pretty deep in the jungle.  The experience was amazing and I really recommend it!

As with most 3rd world countries.  There is an amazing amount of prostitution.  But sometimes, it's pretty damned Phucked Up!

In Iquitos, there are no cabs, just little motor bikes with a seat strapped on.  Like a tuk-tuk in Thailand.
I asked the driver to take me to some of the fun places in the city.  He proceeded to tell me about where the prostitutes are.

He described the scene down at the river...

Fathers take their daughters to a spot at the side of the river.  The boat consists of a simple cover with a bed in the back.
The girls are very young, ranging from 12 to 19 years old.  Many are virgins.  The popular girls have lines and demand higher prices.
If you want a virgin, it might cost you $20.  Otherwise $5-$10.
Fathers whore their daughters out for money!!!  This absolutely amazes me!!

The Amazon is very poor.
But on my travels I witnessed many people living off the land and can see no reason as to why a father would stoop so low!

The above picture was taken about 3 hrs via boat from Iquitos and is of a very happy young girl living off the land with very loving parents.
If only they were all like that...


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