To say this guy got some head would be an understatement!
Yesterday we served some Crispy Fried Rice
Today, enjoy a Crispy Wonton
Crispy fried rice, the human version.
Apparently this happened to the brother from yesterday. OK, kidding about that part.
What did this poor bastard do to deserve this?
How much would this need to be discounted before you'd buy it?
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At least he is not a hack job like many of the South American executions. Clean off!
This poor phucker tried to run from someone with a saw.
They lost the race. Remember if you're being chased you only need to run faster than your buddy...
You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late? Don't anyone say you'd not hit that if you didn't know.
From the same phucked up dude who brought you I hate my penis, he apparently hates his ass too.
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