Part I
My last bowel movement was July 29th, for the last 10 days I have
limited myself to one bowl of cereal a day, b/c the bloating is just too
painful. I have gained 11 pounds during this entire ordeal. I've tried
everything from coffee enemas to stretching. Nothing has worked. My
doctor now has me on 4 different medications and I am about to do 2
different types of Enemas. He swears I shall see something pass today.
For the first time in a long while I do actually feel something going
on in my lower stomach. My doctor warned, with extreme constipation of
this sort, I may actually rip my anus from the impacted poop. This has
forced me to take muscle relaxers and actually have to apply Vaseline to
my anus twice a day.
I will keep you updated, and for you Reddit, if I release this beast,
I promise to take pictures. That is if you want me to. My doctor
guesses this will weigh close to 6 pounds! So buckle up and pray for my
butthole.
This is the first time this has happened to me. I've gone 7 days
before, but nothing like this. around day 18-20 I had to lay in bed and
not move b/c the feces was causing cramps. I've had night sweats for the
last week. It's gone to far, today I dont care if I rip my anus, I'm
going to go to the damn bathroom!
Edit: Off to take enema numero uno, I'll be back in 10 minutes!
Off to take enema number 2, I'll be back to 15 mins. I'll also take stomach bloat pic as requested
This prob does look like much, but I'm 6'3 and weigh 175, and have to lean forward to see my toes
Edit: guys my girlfriend has been reading your comments and thinks we
need to go to another doctor, I'm kinda concerned reading your comments
regarding anal tearing and his lack of attention to it. Going to go to a
24 hour clinic, I'll report back when I get home. It's cramping again
and I can barely stand up. Thanks for your support. Meanwhile you have
my girlfriend rather worried about our doctor of 3 years
Edit: Final update for a while guys. I'm posting this from the
hospital. There are doctors and nurses wearing what looks like very
expendable clothing. The doctor tells me there will be a manual
retrieval that should have happened days ago. I know that you guys
aren't the praying type but I need some sort of God on my side right
now. I'd say that I'm scared shitless and I think that's a pretty
accurate statement. Updates as soon as humanly possible. Reddit, I'm scared now.
12:01 CST Update - Sorry I fell off the face of the earth
earlier. I went in to the hospital and had a rather unpleasant
experience. They gave me a drug called 'golytely' and some other mild
sedatives that basically allowed my ass to loosen up enough to where a
nurse(male) could get his claw mouse grip into my asshole(Manual
Disimpaction) and rip out what felt like a sword. In reality, the clog
was about twice the size of a golfball. I really did ask if I could take
a picture of it, but they just laughed it off and took it away. On a
bright note, I asked if that was all that was coming. He laughed and
said I was in for a grand finale after my next enema. I am too exhausted
to even thinking about taking on that chore tonight. Me and my asshole
are currently not on speaking terms. It's sore and feels violated. No
lacerations, but very, very sore. Tomorrow is the day Reddit, tomorrow
is the day. For your support all day and advice to go to the damn
hospital, you shall be rewarded with countless pictures.
Part II
First and foremost I would like to thank the community of Reddit for
talking me into going to the hospital and getting the cork out of me.
There are a few milestones in life, but finally ridding myself of weeks
of shit was a glorious personal achievement.
The immediate relief after releasing what sounded like Voldemort being killed was orgasmic.
The response was overwhelming. Last night was I guess as easy as it
could have gone despite having to go the hospital. Although that
wretched concoction I drank was inside of me through out the night, I
believe that this morning it assisted in unleashing the Kraken.
It was a battle but your OP fought the good fight. It was mostly
liquid that came out, and despite the courtesy flushes I did manage to
snag some pictures of... a collection. The weight being 1.72 pounds
doesn't sound as impressive as of what you might of being hoping for,
but I can assure you over 2 lbs were liquid and unable to be retrieved. I
expect to have to make visits to the bathroom throughout the rest of
the day.
I hope you can appreciate the process of what it was like, fishing
for my shit in a toilet and putting it into a bowl and weighing it. I
threw up in my mouth and lost my appetite for the day. I did it for you,
Reddit. You had a hand in this.
I am actually have a celebratory post-passing of the feces party
tonight and I will attach a video of the turd hanging out with us.
I'll be around for about an hour or so but I suspect the girlfriend
will make me get off the computer for some rest. Feel free to Ask me
Anything about the process.
Warning: It's pictures of poop in a bowl.
Refer to our article on how to how to lay and measure your poo
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