Never argue with a Caterpillar truck.  You will NOT win.

Being that I own a convertible, this one hurts more.
Of course, judging by the damage.  This car was not originally a convertible!

After all the animal videos over the last few days it's time to get back to ThatsPhucked basics.
Good old human stuff.  No one really cares about humans phucking themselves up, only animals it seems!

Say hello to the Penis Cocktail!

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Some teens in Mexico torture a dog.  I have to say, YouTube is letting some pretty phucked up shit on there these days.
Of course I'm sure it will be deleted soon!

This is a picture of the guys who allegedly did it.  Apparently their names are; Marco Antonio Bernal Ledon, Herbert Prexady Flores Hernández, Angel Marin González Ruiz, Jose Manuel Salmeron Campos and González Angel Marin.

Apparently they had to pay a $400 fine, and have also been suspended from school for 3 days.  Yup, tough on crime in Mexico!

Some tranny was masturbating with a bag on his head and...well, lets just say he didn't cum!

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in 1955 in a small village just outside Casablanca, 26 year old Zahra Aboutalib is pregnant with her first child. She was looking forward to giving birth, but after 48 hours of painful labour, she was rushed to the local hospital. Doctors informed her that she would need a caesarean section. On the ward Zahra saw a woman in terrible pain die in child-birth. She fled the hospital fearing she would meet the same fate if she remained.

In the days that followed, Zahra continued to suffer excruciating labour pains but the baby remained resolutely in her womb. After a few more days the pains ceased and the baby stopped moving.

In Moroccan culture, it is believed that a baby can sleep inside the mother to protect her honour. Zahra believed this myth and put the pregnancy out of her mind. She adopted three children and in due course they made her a grandmother.

Many years later when Zahra was 75 years old, the pains suddenly returned. Her son being concerned for his mother's well-being wanted her to see a specialist. For this they had to travel to Rabat where they saw Professor Taibi Ouazzani. He suspected the protruding belly was being caused by an ovarian tumour and arranged for her to have an ultra-sound scan. This revealed a large mass that he could not identify.

He referred Zahra to a specialist radiographer for a second opinion. He could see it was a calcified structure of some sort, but it took a detailed MRI scan to reveal that it was the baby Zahra had conceived 46 years earlier.

Zahra had an ectopic pregnancy where the egg had implanted in the fallopian tube. The foetus that developed, burst out of the fallopian tube and continued to develop in the abdominal cavity. It survived by attaching it's placenta to vital organs around her stomach.

Professor Ouazzania was faced with a difficult decision when deciding if it would be safe to try and remove the foetus. The foetus weighed 7lb and measured 42cm in length.
Lithopedion Baby
Stone Baby

When they operated they discovered that the foetus had calcified and was a hard, solid lump. It was, essentially, a stone-baby. More concerning was the fact that it had fused with her abdominal wall and vital organs.

After nearly 4 hours the surgeons manage to remove the calcified foetus from Zahra and the operation is hailed a success.

In this video of a Man Chopped In Half By Truck the poor bastard just lies there as others just watch.
His entire torso cut in two.  Amazingly he is still very much alive and conscious.  Poor bastard!

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BTW: He IS dead!

Next time you want to eat some sushi.  You may want to reconsider...

This is a true case of a japanese man from Gifu Prefecture who complains incessantly about a persistent headache. Mr. Shota Fujiwara loves his sashimi and sushi very much to the extent of trying to get them as "alive and fresh" as can be for his insatiable appetite.

He developes a severe headache for the past 3 years and has put it off as migraine and stress from work. It was only when he started losing his psycomotor skills that he seeks medical help. A brain scan and x-ray reveals little however. But upon closer inspection by a specialist on his scalp, the doctor noticed small movements beneath his skin. It was then that the doctor did a local anaesthetic to his scalp and discovered the cause when tiny worms crawled out. A major surgery was thus immediately called for and the extent of the infestation was horrific.

Remember, tapeworms and roundworms and their eggs which abounds in all fishes fresh or saltwater can only be killed by thorough cooking and/or freezing the fish to between 4 degC - 0 degsC. The eggs of these parasites can only be killed if it is cooked or frozen to the said temperatures for a week or more.