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So you think teenagers are horny?
Well get this!
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
Now what did these kids do with the hookers?
They all played XBox. Yes, they paid them $1,000 a night to play XBox!
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
From tonight's encounter:
1) He screams at you in Hebrew.
2) He tears your shit up like the IDF on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.
3) The sex is so aggressive, he ends up breaking three different condoms in succession.
4) The sex is so aggressive, you end up breaking his Star of David necklace. With your teeth. Believe it when I say Judaism flew everywhere.
5) The sex is so aggressive, you feel like your reproductive organs AND your eggs are about to fall out of your birth canal.
6) He proves to you he was in the Israeli Air Force by pulling out, ripping the condom off, and somehow blasting a load of his Jew-batter onto his own face like fighter jet homing missiles.
7) After sex, your room smells like an unhealthy combination of Giorgio Armani, latex, and cocaine.
Save a camel; ride an Israeli.
Have you ever lost your phone and wondered where it was?
Not everyone may lose their phone in their vagina's. But just look at this video.
She lost her phone and managed to get it out of their to take a call. Glorious!
It's OK folks. 1 girl 1 phone does not any involve any poo (fake or not) like in 2 girls 1 cup. 1 girl 1 phone is pretty tame in the whole scheme of things!
After this I bet he moved to a new town!
Solapur in India, dropping babies from the roof of a temple into a bedspread fifty feet below is meant to give them good luck.
This is seriously Phucked Up!
Makes Micheal Jacksons baby incident look much better now!
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In Commerce City Colorado. A couple were fighting over which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, said Commerce City police.
After a heated argument in a Hollywood video store police were called.
His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.
"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.
Whatever happened to parents fighting over what school to send their kid?