Drying off my French pedicure, I got to hear a lovely conversation today.
Vietnamese woman: Is she your only daughter?
Black woman: Uh huh. She's 14.
Vietnamese woman: Do you have other kids?
Black woman: Uh huh. Five boys.
Vietnamese woman: WHAT! Six kids?!
Black woman: Uh huh! And she mah only guuuurl, so I gots to keep a close eye on her.
[conversation segued into something else]
Black woman: Yeah, uh huh, I wanna get some plastic surgery done.
Vietnamese woman: Oh?
Black woman: Yeah. I wants to get um... a breast lift 'cause I breast feed all my kids.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, LADY.
With things like this walking around. Would we even be able to tell if an Alien visited us?
How could we tell the difference?
It's Freaky Friday People!
So we had to finish the working week with something truly worthy of ThatsPhucked.com
We have a Transvestite Midget called Hilary with a thing for Bill Clinton.
Check back tomorrow, we have a video coming that many of you have requested...
Now the strange thing here is that the two heads and body are actually OK looking.
So if her potential boyfriends in her class can get over the two heads, they might just like it.
I wonder how he discovered he could do this?
Is this what happens with you drink and smoke during pregnancy?
Welcome to Freaky Week!
This week we are going to feature the most freaky stuff we can find.
Check back every day to be weirded out!
So you think teenagers are horny?
Well get this!
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
Now what did these kids do with the hookers?
They all played XBox. Yes, they paid them $1,000 a night to play XBox!
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
From tonight's encounter:
1) He screams at you in Hebrew.
2) He tears your shit up like the IDF on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.
3) The sex is so aggressive, he ends up breaking three different condoms in succession.
4) The sex is so aggressive, you end up breaking his Star of David necklace. With your teeth. Believe it when I say Judaism flew everywhere.
5) The sex is so aggressive, you feel like your reproductive organs AND your eggs are about to fall out of your birth canal.
6) He proves to you he was in the Israeli Air Force by pulling out, ripping the condom off, and somehow blasting a load of his Jew-batter onto his own face like fighter jet homing missiles.
7) After sex, your room smells like an unhealthy combination of Giorgio Armani, latex, and cocaine.
Save a camel; ride an Israeli.