This phucked up dude shoots his wife, apparently because she had been nagging him their entire married life. Then calmly calls 911 to tell them he shot and killed his wife.


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Following on from Biggest Pussy In The World - Part I we bring you Biggest Pussy In The World - Part II
I wonder what he'll stick in there now? His Hands?  His Foot?  Watch and see...

Damn this pussy is big! I'm pretty sure it's fake, but who cares, it's Phucked funny!

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Don't sit on blue chairs in China!

A fourteen-year-old boy was killed when a chair he was sitting on exploded.

Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding and it ended up killing him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations in blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas that actually exploded and killed him.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China...

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A phucked up crazy Dutch man stabs his ex-wife in the street while bystanders watch and try to help. The attack occured back in 2006.
The 22 year old woman still suffers from permanent injuries and this video was used in the court against the attacker who got ONLY 4 years of imprisonment.

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This tramp is for sure down on his luck.  Most tramps have a pet dog, this guy has pet maggots and he even lets them eat his own leg!

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I think perhaps she is hoping the leech will suck on her clit?
Anyone tried this? Let us know!

Are you worried about catching some horrible disease that makes your dick fall off or your pussy eat itself?

How about this for safe sex?  Phuck a fatty!

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So you think you know what you're eating?  Think again...

According the FDA.  It is perfectly acceptable to include rodent hairs, insect fragments, fly eggs, maggots and other phucked up gross shit in your food.
For example, Peanut butter can contain an average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams.

Here are some other examples.  See more here at the FDA web site

GROUND CINNAMON
Insect filth - Average of 400 or more insect fragments per 50 gram

Rodent filth - Average of 11 or more rodent hairs per 50 grams

MACARONI AND NOODLE PRODUCTS
Insect filth - Average of 225 insect fragments or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

Rodent filth - Average of 4.5 rodent hairs or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

PEANUT BUTTER
Insect filth - Average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams

Rodent filth - Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams

Grit - Gritty taste and water insoluble inorganic residue is more than 25 mg per 100 grams

CANNED TOMATOES
Drosophila fly

Average of 10 or more fly eggs per 500 grams
OR
5 or more fly eggs and 1 or more maggots per 500 grams
OR
2 or more maggots per 500 grams

Some guys will do anything for a little sexual pleasure.
This guy decides to stick his dick into a food mixer!

Here is what I'm thinking could happen.
He is not yet that hard, if he gets hard, it could grow just enough to hit the blades...

Father tried to sell his daughter for $16,000, 160 cases of beer and six cases of meat.
Ever wondered how much you can sell your daughter for?  Now you know...

In case you've not yet seen the video of Oscar Grant being shot by a cop, here it is.

In Jackson, Ohio a 4-year-old boy shot his babysitter with a shotgun!

Apparently just because the 18 year old baby sitter Nathan Beavers accidently stepped on the four year olds foot.

Witnesses told police the 4-year-old retrieved the shotgun from a bedroom closet and shot Beavers. Police said the child was angry because Beavers accidentally stepped on his foot.
Beavers was hospitalized with minor pellet wounds to his arm and side.  The child has not been charged.

$50 says this 4 year old will be on death row in 10 years for a school shooting...

Who knows what posses some phucked up guys to cut their penis in two! 

Genital bisection in males involves the splitting of the penis (and occasionally the scrotum as well). This still allows for erection, though often the two halves curve into each other, making insertion more difficult.

This guy decides to squat on a jar, a glass jar even!
I think he might regret that choice... the jar breaks in his ass and he needs to pull out the broken glass fragments from inside his ass.

This guys really needs to get over playing with his stuffed animals!
He likes them so much, he lets them phuck him and then he phucks them!
Phucked Up!

I'm not really sure how it happened.

Actually, I do know how it happened.

Surfer Guy and I were rolling on ecstasy one night and we got to talking about my kinks and fetishes list.

SG: That I was a pretty cool list, but I meant to ask... I didn't see anything on there about rimjobs... how do you feel about that?
Me: I'm down! Are you into anal play? On you, I mean?
SG: Well, sure... it's a definite erogenous zone, for sure.

Fast forward to being naked in his bedroom, with a porn DVD playing on every TV in his condo. I'm going down on him and I tell him to turn around and bend over, to which he happily obliged. I planted my face in his ass while jerking him off (also known as the rusty trombone), and I'm thinking I had my face buried in his pooper for a good twenty minutes.

We move up on the bed, and at some point or another (while I was on the phone with a friend of mine, I think), I told him to finger me.

I felt one finger.

Then two.

Then three.

And I was yapping away on the phone, I felt the airspace get a little too tight (if you know what I mean), and I asked, 'Dude, how many fingers do you have in there?'

SG: Uh. All of them.
Me: Whoa, really?
SG: Yeah. This is kind of cool. I have never had this many fingers in a girl.
Me: Sweet!

I was curious as to why he would stick his entire hand in my vagina. Then I remembered a conversation we had a few weeks prior -- something along the lines of, 'Got any lube? Let's see how many fingers you can fit in my crotch!'

I went back to yapping and at some point or another, I handed the phone off to Surfer Guy so I could continue blowing him, and then I hung up -- while going down on him.

SG: Why don't you stick a finger in there?
Me: OK!

So, in porno-fashion, I hawked a volley of saliva into his back-door canal and stuck a finger in there. Then I opened up the bottle of lube with my one good hand and drizzled a little bit on the surface.

He went absolutely fucking crazy.
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