You Know You Want Her. Come on, admit it, you do.
Thanks to OleSparky for uploading the picture.
Throat slit, probably knife or similar. Big areola though...
In a competition between brain and road. The road always wins
Suicide via bullet to the head. Brains, who needs those, not him!
Killed For Selling Candy?
OK, maybe not. Judging by the Z on the sign it is probably the Los Zetas cartel.
Come on, lets go play some footy
She gave good head, but alas it was her last...
Look at this. Now figure out what happened?
His teeth do look a little crooked. Perhaps he needs braces?