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Eva Mendes Topless Pictures

by Mr. Phucked 5/15/2008 12:01:00 AM

Eva Mendes has appeared topless in some rather naughty outfits in the Italian Vogue Magazine.
If you want to see more of her topless you can watch "We Own the Night" now available on DVD to see some more nipleage.

Here she is in all her glory.

Eva Mendes Topless 

I think some Hentai Tentacles would be good here perhaps?

Eva Mendes Topless 

What does this picture say?  I like it in the ass biatch!

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Now I could make a joke about cum in her mouth or bukacki. But that would be predictable...

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Now if you look really hard, you can see her clit...

Eva Mendes Topless

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Too Much Alcohol and Nature Calls

by Mr. Phucked 5/6/2008 12:30:00 AM

After this I bet he moved to a new town!

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More Miley Cyrus Pictures

by Mr. Phucked 4/28/2008 9:30:00 PM

She is at it again.  Miley Cyrus will be appearing in Vanity Fair in provocative poses.
You have to wonder if somehow these pictures are coordinated with the "unplanned release" of her amateur shots Last Week



Miley refers to the picture “I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.”
I could agree with her statement, if she is 18 years old.  But what we have to remember here is that she is only 15 years old.
If you had a 15 year old daughter, would you let her do this?  I for one, would not.
You may as well lay the red carpet out for the phedophiles.

Behind the scenes video from her photoshoot.

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Innocent Perversion?

by Mr. Phucked 4/27/2008 9:30:00 PM

Sometimes, even perversion can be innocent...

Innocent Perversion
Innocent Perversion
Innocent Perversion
This guy perhaps not so innocent!
Innocent Perversion
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Phucked Girls Are Now Updated Daily!

by Mr. Phucked 4/27/2008 6:15:00 PM
Now who does not like sexy girls?
Well if you're female, perhaps you. But don't worry, we are bringing a hot guy section soon too!

Pictures are updated daily and located below our favorite posts section.
Enjoy!
Daily Featured Model Daily Featured Model
Daily Featured Model Daily Featured Model

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Are These Pictures of Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana?

by Mr. Phucked 4/22/2008 9:05:00 PM

We're not sure if these pictures are of her or someone who looks like her.
What do you think...?

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
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Arnold Schwarzenegger - Before and After

by Mr. Phucked 4/13/2008 9:30:00 PM

Getting older can really suck.

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High Definition Porn - Do we really want it?

by Mr. Phucked 4/12/2008 9:30:00 PM



As a male, I am naturally a viewer of porn.  Although many women may not admit it, you are too!

So with the advent of HD porn, do we really want it?

Do you really want to see a 50" vagina on your 50" plasma in HD?
Do you really want to see an ass with zits on your 50" plasma in HD?
How about some sweaty guy doing the porn girl, again, on your 50" plasma in HD?

HD porn can be a great thing.  But we need to be more selective in our porn characters.
We don't want no ass zits!  We don't want no pubic hair razor burn!

View Some Top Rated HD Porn

 

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Hot Girls of Maxim

by Mr. Phucked 4/3/2008 9:30:00 PM

Gratuitous pictures of some Sexy Maxim Girls!

Maxim Girls
Maxim Girls
Maxim Girls

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My New Haircut Video (Guido In Action)

by Mr. Phucked 3/25/2008 9:30:00 PM
Guido in action!

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What is a Guido?

by Mr. Phucked 3/24/2008 9:15:00 PM

"Guido" (Gino in Canada) is a pejorative slang term for a young, lower class or working class, Italian-American or Italian-Canadian male from the urban Northeastern United States or urban Central Canada, most often New York and the surrounding area due to the large number of Italian-Americans living in the area.
The Guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overtly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry. 

Guido
Guidos at the Prom
I think they might be Vampires...
Really Tanned Guidos
How much of that tanning cream should I use? Ah hell, I'll use the whole thing! Freaky Guido
Psycho Guido's


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Pictures of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (aka Eliot Spitzers whore)

by Mr. Phucked 3/12/2008 6:56:00 PM

I bet you all wanted to know what $5,000 gets you in the realm of high class hookers!
Yes, that's how much the hooker who brought down the New York politician (Eliot Spitzer) charged for sex!

She has now been identified by police as Ashley Alexandra Dupré.
In the true and honest nature of That's Phucked, here are her pics from MySpace.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Here are 5 pictures, each worth $1,000 Wink


Damn, all this sex for a living is hard work!


Guess she only charged $4,000 when she was younger...?


I know you want me...


One night paid for my breast implants.  Do you like them?  They can be yours for $5,000...


Practicing my Pole Dancing.  I can dance on your pole for $5,000...

Her about me from MySpace:
"I am all about my music, and my music is all about me… It flows from what I’ve been through, what I’ve seen and how I feel. I live in New York and am on top of the world. Been here since 2004 and I love this city, I love my life here. But, my path has not been easy. When I was 17, I left home. It was my decision and I’ve never looked back. Left my hometown. Left a broken family. Left abuse. Left an older brother who had already split. Left and learned what it was like to have everything, and lose it, again and again. Learned what it was like to wake up one day and have the people you care about most gone. I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music. It started when I moved in with a musician during my odyssey to New York. One day, I was in the shower singing “respect.” He and his lead guitarist burst in, had me repeat it and it started. We wrote, rehearsed and toured. After recording a bit with them, I decided to move to Manhattan to pursue my music career. I spent the first two years getting to know the music scene, networking in clubs and connecting with the industry. Now, it’s all about my music. It’s all about expressing me. I can sit here now, and knowingly tell you that life’s hard sometimes. But, I made it. I’m still here and I love who I am. If I never went through the hard times, I would not be able to appreciate the good ones. Cliché, yes, but I know it’s true. I have experienced just how hard it can be. I can honestly tell you to never dwell on the past, but build from it and keep moving forward. Don’t let anyone hold you back or tell you that you can’t…because you can. I didn’t and here I am, just listen to it…. What we Want is my latest track. It’s really about trust, something my past has made very difficult for me to feel. This one was inspired by a guy, who taught me not to confuse my dreams with the sounds of the city…I hope you like it."

Ashley Dupre's (Kristen) Emperors Club Profile

We have managed to obtain Ashley Dupre's (She called herself Kristen) profile from the "whore" web site Emperors Club.
It's no longer up for anyone to see, but it will forever be here, at That's Phucked!



Do you think she is worth it...?

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Nice view kid!

by Mr. Phucked 2/27/2008 9:30:00 PM

Kids just get all the fun!

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Penis Painting

by Mr. Phucked 2/24/2008 9:30:00 PM

Sometimes think your love making is like poetry or even art?
Well Tim Patch from Australia paints with his penis!

First thought that springs to mind is.  Does it not get sore?
Well...
"Painting on canvas for hours on end is not very kind to your skin. It's pretty tiring and it gets really sore … I use antiseptic, but I had to use my bum to paint in the background, because you have to have the occasional break," he said.

Now vagina painting, I'm waiting for that one!

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Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe

by Mr. Phucked 2/21/2008 9:30:00 PM
Lindsay Lohan Naked Pictures

It seems that Lindsay Lohan is still a little drunk.  She appears to think that she is Marilyn Monroe.

But who really cares, she has some pretty sexy pictures and shows us that her "assets" really are real. 

Enjoy!

View the Lindsay Lohan Pictures

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Another Optical Illusion

by Mr. Phucked 2/8/2008 9:30:00 PM

I liked yesterdays so much, here is another...

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Optical Illusion

by Mr. Phucked 2/7/2008 9:30:00 PM

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