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Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain

by Mr. Phucked 8/7/2008 12:30:00 AM
If anyone has not yet seen Paris Hilton's response to the John McMain ad, here you are!

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How to Spend Your Tax Refund

by Mr. Phucked 5/19/2008 12:30:00 AM
Tax Refund

The federal government is currently sending out the tax refund checks.

  • If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
  • If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
  • If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
  • If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Brazil, Honduras, and Guatemala.
  • If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
  • If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.

So here is the the plan....
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy: prostitutes, weed, beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

Mr. Phucked thanks you for your help & please support the USA

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Tranny Midget Hillary

by Mr. Phucked 5/16/2008 12:30:00 AM
It's Freaky Friday People!
So we had to finish the working week with something truly worthy of ThatsPhucked.com

We have a Transvestite Midget called Hilary with a thing for Bill Clinton.

Check back tomorrow, we have a video coming that many of you have requested...

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Would Barack Obama make a Good President?

by Mr. Phucked 4/29/2008 9:30:00 PM
 

People are often defined by the friends they associate with.  Jeremiah Wright has been a good friend of Barack for the past 20 years.

Let us review some of these videos of his good friend Jeremiah Wright.


1st Video
In this first video Jeremiah Wright again refers to the United States of America as "The United States of white America"
The video shows the interviewer questioning why Jeremiah's Church preaches "commitment to the black family, adherence to the black work ethic, strengthening and supporting black institutions, pledging allegiance to all black leadership, embrace the black value system"
He asks Jeremiah if we said "white" instead of "black" that would be racist?
This is so very true.  Again, before we can work on racism, all races must stop making these statements. 
 

2nd Video
Jeremiah says Obama had to distance himself from his previous statements, implying that he really agrees with his statements.
 
Someone asked him if he really believes that America created the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color.
He did not deny it and said America is capable of doing anything it wants to. 
 


Jeremiah Wrights New House

Source: Foxnews (http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/03/27/obamas-former-pastor-builds-a-multimillion-dollar-retirement-home)

“According to documents obtained from the Cook County Register of Deeds, Wright purchased two empty lots in Tinley Park, Ill., from Chicago restaurant chain owner Kenny Lewis for $345,000 in 2004.
Documents show Wright sold the property to his church, Trinity United, in December 2006, with the proceeds going to a living trust shared with his wife, Ramah.
The sale price for the land was just under $308,000, about $40,000 less than Wright’s original purchase two years earlier.
Public records of the sale show Trinity initially obtained a $10 million bank loan to purchase the property and build a new house on the land.
But further investigation with tax and real estate attorneys showed that the church had actually secured a $1.6 million mortgage for the home purchase, and attached a $10 million line of credit, for reasons unspecified in the paperwork.
There is apparently nothing wrong with that, according to non-profit tax expert Jack Siegel of Charity Governance Consulting, who examined public documents FOX News obtained from the Cook County Register of Deeds and the Village of Tinley Park.
“At least looking at it from a public document standpoint, there’s clearly not a problem that jumps out or some sort of wrongdoing,” Siegel said. Siegel characterizes the transaction as unusual, however, because of the way Wright sold the property to Trinity and the way the deal was financed, with the attached $10 million line of credit.
Because churches are classified as private businesses, Trinity isn’t required to reveal its intended use for the line of credit. Nor, because it’s a non-profit entity, is it required to provide that information to the IRS.”
 
Conclusion
 
Barack Obama has attended Jeremiah’s church for the past 20 years.  Jeremiah Wright is the pastor who married him and baptized his children.
I really cannot believe that Obama had not heard of Jeremiahs beliefs and opinions prior to the current scandal. 
Obama had no problem associating himself with Jeremiah before he started his campaign.  He even asked Jeremiah for advice before running.
If he did not believe what Jeremiah was preaching, then he should have disassociated himself from him at the beginning of his campaign.
That leaves only two possible conclusions:
1. He believes what Jeremiah is preaching or
2. He did not think it was important enough to disassociate himself from Jeremiah at the beginning of his campaign.

Either way, does that make for a good president?

Give us your comments and opinions please.

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Obama had gay sex and drugs...?

by Mr. Phucked 4/10/2008 9:26:00 PM
So this guy Larry Sinclair claims that between November 3rd and November 8th 1999 in the Chicago Illinois area he performed oral sex on Barack Obama and they shared cocaine together.
He is challenging Obama to a polygraph test, yet Larry has not provided this proof either...

Is it true?  Who knows.  Is it Phucked Up?  For sure!

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Fitna the Movie: Geert Wilders film about the Quran

by Mr. Phucked 3/28/2008 9:30:00 PM
The Fitna movie that has now been banned by Network Solutions
The most popular on-line hosting company. It's the very first site they have ever banned!
His site now states:
"This site has been suspended while Network Solutions is investigating whether the site's content is in violation of the Network Solutions Acceptable Use Policy. Network Solutions has received a number of complaints regarding this site that are under investigation. For more information about Network Solutions Acceptable Use Policy visit the following URL: http://www.networksolutions.com/legal/aup.jsp "

View His Banned Site

UPDATE March 29th 11:23 PM (PT)
The folks at LiveLeak have removed the film also due to death threats to their staff!
WOW!

UPDATE April 1st.  Video is back, but for how long...


"The movie starts with a warning, stating that the movie contains "very shocking images".[8] During contains a widely-known cartoon from the Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard, showing the Prophet Muhammad with a bomb on his head. Next to the cartoon, a timer starts counting down from 15 minutes.

The first Sura is introduced, accompanied with Qur'anic recital and translated subtitles (the film is available in English and Dutch, among other languages).

Suras are juxtaposed to video clips of Imams stating Islamic teaching, and videos of violent atrocities committed in the name of Islam, including major terrorist attacks. The source for the English translations is unstated."

(wikipedia)

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Hilary Clinton Under Sniper Fire (I don't think so)

by Mr. Phucked 3/27/2008 9:30:00 PM
Spoof of her supposed landing under sniper fire in Bosnia 

The Truth Behind Hillary in Bosnia - Watch more free videos

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We Landed Under Sniper Fire

by Mr. Phucked 3/26/2008 9:30:00 PM

Hilary Clinton delivered a speech at George Washington University on March 17 and was quoted as saying:
"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."

This of course is not true as shown very clearly here in the actual video of her landing in Bosnia!

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Jeremiah Wright (The preacher of Barack Obama) is he a Racist?

by Mr. Phucked 3/14/2008 6:15:00 PM


Trinity United Church of Christ/Religion News Service

This is a short excerpt of a video from a preaching by Jeremiah Wright.  He is a friend of Barack Obama and has attended his church (Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago) for the past 20 years.

He says such winning quotes as:
 
"Jesus was a poor black man"
"Jesus taught me how to hate my enemies” The enemy he is referring to is white people!
 
Some more quotes not in this video:
 
"We started the AIDS virus . . . We are only able to maintain our level of living by making sure that Third World people live in grinding poverty. . . ."
"Racism is alive and well. Racism is how this country was founded and how this country is still run.
No black man will ever be considered for president, no matter how hard you run Jesse [Jackson] and no black woman can ever be considered for anything outside what she can give with her body."
 
How does that explain Obama himself?  He is running for president!
How does that explain Oprah Winfrey?
Jeremiah Wright is calling white people racist, but who is really the racist here?
Until we stop talking like this. Black/White/Asian whatever color you are, there will always be racism!
 
Obama has attended this church by Jeremiah Wright for the last 20 years.  In 2005, the Obamas donated $5,000 to the Trinity United Church.
If he attends this church, then he must agree with at least some of what Jeremiah is preaching!

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Council woman arrested for slap on head

by Mr. Phucked 3/5/2008 5:58:00 AM
This is really unbelievable.  One woman lightly slaps another woman across the back of the head.
The "victim" then pauses, overreacts in a major way by screaming and falling off the chair.
Then the speaker in the room wants her arrested and she now faces misdemeanor charges!

Pretty Phucked  Up!

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Obama Girl Video - Sexy

by Mr. Phucked 3/4/2008 5:15:00 PM
One of Barack Obama’s most sexy of fans. The now famous Obama Girl (aka Amber Lee Ettinger)


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I love politics

by Mr. Phucked 2/14/2008 9:30:00 PM

Does politics get you hard?

Mr. Clinton really seems to love it!

Since it looks like Obama may win the primaries, Hilary might be seeing more of Mr. Clinton's uhhh, love?

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Drivers License & Privacy Issues

by Mr. Phucked 2/11/2008 5:53:00 AM

There is now the ability to look up a persons actual driving license!

Look up your license

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Why the Emergency Tax Credit Sucks!

by Mr. Phucked 1/25/2008 9:30:00 PM
Are you excited about receiving your tax credit?

Don't get too excited just yet until you read the "small print", especially if you're single...
You will receive a tax credit of $600 if your adjusted gross income (AGI) is up to $75,000.
While married couples filing jointly with an AGI up to $150,000 would receive $1,200

If you live in California, it's not unusual for a single person to make over $75k or a professional couple to make over $150K.
So again, the middle class gets screwed.  Yes, it's pretty Phucked Up!

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