Ever take a shit so bad, you actually shower afterwards?

I've learned tonight that cheeseburgers are not the answer.

After this I bet he moved to a new town!

Thank you very much to the "Poomaster" for submitting this story!

How was the massive poo laid?

1. Eat a lot, don't poo.
2. Wait 6 days.
3. After poo has sufficiently festered, it is now ready to be laid. 
4. After 6 days, it's just dying to be set free, so set it free.
5. Ensure no one else is around.
6. Lay down 2 strips of Aluminum foil in front of an open door frame.
7. Strip naked.
8. Place one foot and one hand on each side of the door frame and place yourself into a squat position.
9. Ensure you are securely hanging from the door frame, ass above one end of the foil, furthest away from the door frame.
10. Start to squeeze the buttocks, but not too much, it has to be a controlled drop.
11. As it starts to come out and approaches the foil, this is VERY important.  Don't laugh! This will only pinch the poo resulting in a waste of 6 days preparation.
12. When the poo first reaches the foil and continues its death spiral, start to slowly pull yourself toward the door frame.
13. Continue this movement until the entire poo has been laid to rest.
14. Look down and admire your work.
15. Wipe ass.
16. Measure poo with Sprite can and measuring stick.
17. If you want to capture the occasion, grab your camera and capture what truly is the ultimate Kodak moment.

Above picture shows Poo measuring 3.2 sprites (Almost 15 inches)

 

Close up of poo showing texture and consistency.  Can you spot the corn?

 

Poo cut up into 4 sections, ready for disposal.

How is the poo disposed of?

1. Cut the poo using a cutting device into 4 sections (Metal dry cleaning hanger is very effective)
2. Once it's cut into 4 (or more) sections grab some toilet paper and dispose of each section into the toilet and flush.
   WARNING: Do not dispose of the whole poo into toilet as this will cause a blockage of massive proportions.  Resulting in brown water flooding, massive stinkiness and untold embarrassment.
3. After each section has been flushed, roll up Aluminum foil and dispose into trash.
4. Smile.  Consider yourself one Phucked Up human being.
5. Submit your pictures to Mr. Phucked at Phucked@ThatsPhucked.com for review and possible infamy on this site.

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A few months ago we received a request from someone calling themselves "The Poomaster"
The Poomaster has submitted pictures, details including measurements of his poo.

The Poomaster will have full disclosure tomorrow!

Ladies and Gentlemen. The world is turning to crap! The same lovers of world peace, feeding the hungry and the creaters of 2 girls 1 cup and 2 girls 1 finger videos have done it again.

Remember folks, you must be at least 18 years of age to view this!
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Friday is usually pay day, the day before the weekend and poop day!
Download this fun program and play with poop the clean way.

Don't worry; there is no spam, spyware or viruses included.  If is completely safe.

Download the Poopr Program

I'm sorry to do this again, but we have to.  It's our job.
After our previous 2 girls 1 cup video and 2 girls 1 finger video.  Can you guess what the church of fudge video is?

I'm sure you can...

Priest and a nun, nun eats poo direct from Priest.  Pretty sure it's real although I do not think they are "of the cloth"

Here is a rough translation of the "script" from www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Church_of_fudge:

Nun: Your flesh Your flesh must be cleaned
Man: Oh my god nun Nun what are you doing Nun:
We're going to beat the evil together
Man: Together
Nun: All the evil will spill out of you
Man: With gods help
Nun: With gods help Yes
Man: Yes with gods help
Nun: (inaudible)
Man: Take distance nun
Nun: Let it out So it's right brother let it out
Man:(in latin) In urine and shit we're born and in urine and shit we will be reborn
Nun: I rescued you from the evil of this world I took in myself

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There seems to be an amazing amount of people out there interested in eating, licking and basically chowing down crap!
This guy sucks some poo out of this poor rabbits bottom.

So the Poo tally so far is....

1 man, 1 rabbit
2 girls 1 finger
2 girls 1 cup

What will be next I wonder... 

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So we thought we had a pretty disgusting video last time with the 2 girls 1 cup video Could it get worse? OH YES!

Personally I was not convinced as to the authenticity of the 2 girls 1 cup, the poo looked a little unrealistic.
In this new video, it looks very real!
So what happens in this one?

Two Japanese girls barf into each others mouth, play with the barf in their hands.  Then finally in a 69 position, one girl squeezes her poo into the others mouth.
I cannot see any way that anyone is faking that!

Don't watch this while you are eating...

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You may have heard about the "2 girls 1 cup" video on the net.
What is it...?

It's probably one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen and I've seen some pretty disgusting stuff!

Situation:

2 Girls
1 Cup

One girl takes a crap into one cup and you fully see this event!  You actually see the poo come out of her anus into the cup.
Then both girls lick and swallow the poo from the cup and proceed to make out with each other with poo in their mouths!

The finale is to barf it back up onto each other and then eat the barf and poo combined!!
I think both of these girls should appear on fear factor.  They are a guaranteed win!

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I receive some rather interesting submittals from people who would like an article posted about them.
The one I received over the weekend, well it amazed even me!

Someone called "Poo master" has submitted pictures, details including measurements of his poo.

After I barfed in my throat a little, I have decided to post the articles, soon, very soon...

Watch this space for .... The "Poo Master"