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Removing a Stuck Dildo With Surgery

by Mr. Phucked 7/9/2009 12:30:00 AM
In this video a doctor removes a stuck dildo from someone’s ass.

The doctors and nurses all crowd around, laugh and take pictures


Thanks to "Pein2324" for uploading this video to the Video Section

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Cleveland Steamer

by Mr. Phucked 6/16/2009 12:30:00 AM
I've been pretty phucked up before (for various reasons)
Did I ever want my buddy to take a shit on my chest?  Hell No!

This guy did...
 

Thanks to chaddbmx for Uploading this video to the Video Section
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2 Girls 1 Cup Cartoon Version

by Mr. Phucked 5/28/2009 12:30:00 AM

The original 2 Girls 1 Cup Video I had to disable due to the crazy US obscenity laws prohibiting "Scat"
I personally find that really Phucked Up.  We can show people being killed, but a little bit of poo play is illegal!

But there is nothing wrong with poo in a cartoon.  Bring on the 2 girls 1 cup cartoon version!


Thanks to nokia6630videos for Uploading the 2 Girls 1 Cup Cartoon Version to the Video Section
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1 Ass 1 Hot Dog

by Mr. Phucked 3/11/2009 12:30:00 AM
If it does not come out your ass, it does not belong in your face.
Ingredients for 1 ass 1 hot dog:

1 Hot dog
1 Sucker
1 Ass

Directions:

Insert 1 hot dog into ass
Squeeze hot dog out of ass
Place hot dog into bun
Serve to unsuspecting sucker

Enjoy!

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Fart Lighter The Second Storm

by Mr. Phucked 3/6/2009 12:30:00 AM
So you all thought the fart lighter from earlier this week was fake?
Well how about this fart lighter? I think he got a pretty big surprise when his fart ignited as much as it did.

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Judo Guy Craps His Pants

by Mr. Phucked 12/20/2008 12:30:00 AM
Seems that crapping yourself while enjoying your favorite sport is pretty common.
Recently we featured the Runner Crapping Himself, now we have the Judo guy crapping his pants!
At least he won the round!
 

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Runner Craps Himself

by Mr. Phucked 12/15/2008 12:30:00 AM

There is dedication to your sport, but I think crapping in your shorts for everyone to see is taking it a little too far.

Runner craps himself

See more pictures here: 

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Mommy Bathroom Prank

by Mr. Phucked 12/2/2008 12:30:00 AM
Bet she'll never take a crap again!

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2 Girls 1 Cup Tattoo

by Mr. Phucked 10/14/2008 12:30:00 AM

This guy liked the 2 Girls 1 Cup Video so much, he decided to get a tattoo of it.

Now that is dedication to the cup!

Thanks to Melanie for submitting this picture to Mr. Phucked

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Sarah Palin for Vice President, are you kidding...?

by Mr. Phucked 10/3/2008 12:30:00 AM
I think the girls from 2 girls 1 cup know more about politics than Sarah Palin.


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Man Charged with Farting

by Mr. Phucked 9/27/2008 12:30:00 AM

Jose Cruz

In West Virginia police charged Jose Cruz with "battery on an officer" after he farted next to them after being arrested on a DUI.
According to the criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken for a breathalyzer test.

"I couldn't hold it no more," Cruz said.

According to the officer: "The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature"

The charge was later dropped by the Kanawha County prosecutor office.

It was just as well he did not do a large poo on the officers foot... 

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1 Girl 1 Plate

by Mr. Phucked 9/14/2008 12:30:00 AM

It's been a while since we added more crap to the site and I think it's time!
The last one we added was the 1 Girl 1 Pitcher Video and we have followed up with what Mr. Phucked likes to call 1 Girl 1 Plate.
It does not take a PHD to figure this one out.  1 Girl takes a crap on a plate and maybe, just maybe, someone will eat from it...

Remember, you must be at least 21 years of age to watch the 1 Girl 1 Plate Video!
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Moments in Time...

by Mr. Phucked 6/8/2008 12:30:00 AM

EPIC FAILURE
That Shit is Permanent!

MYSPACE
Next Time When You're Trying To Look Hot, Flush The Toilet First!

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3 Horses 1 Surprise

by Mr. Phucked 6/3/2008 12:30:00 AM

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1 Girl 1 Pitcher Video

by Mr. Phucked 5/17/2008 12:30:00 AM

As requested by several people.  That's Phucked is "proud" to bring you 1 Girl 1 Pitcher.
In case you were wondering, what is 1 girl 1 pitcher?
If you have see the other movies, you can probably guess what the 1 Girl 1 Pitcher video may be.
I'll leave the surprise for the video....

Remember, you must be at least 21 years of age to watch the 1 Girl 1 Pitcher Video!

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Farting in the Women's Bathroom

by Mr. Phucked 5/9/2008 12:30:00 AM
British TV show has some fun in the women's bathroom with hidden cameras.

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Sexy Model in a Diaper

by Mr. Phucked 5/8/2008 12:40:00 AM
Why would anyone think a sexy model dressed in a Diaper (Nappy in UK) would be sexy?

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