Have you ever lost your phone and wondered where it was?

Think I found it...

As a male, I am naturally a viewer of porn.  Although many women may not admit it, you are too!

So with the advent of HD porn, do we really want it?

Do you really want to see a 50" vagina on your 50" plasma in HD?
Do you really want to see an ass with zits on your 50" plasma in HD?
How about some sweaty guy doing the porn girl, again, on your 50" plasma in HD?

HD porn can be a great thing.  But we need to be more selective in our porn characters.
We don't want no ass zits!  We don't want no pubic hair razor burn!

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After watching the most recent episode of South Park.  Randy was watching something called "Brazilian Fart Porn"
So what is it you might ask...

It's not too different from what you might think.  One girl presumably eats 4 tins of beans.  Bends over, farts, while another girls breaths in her farts.

If anyone reading this is from Brazil.  How come all the really Good/Freaky/Funny videos are from Brazil...?

Hentai anime and manga allow elements of sexual fantasy to be represented in ways that would be impossible to film. This may include portrayals of sexual acts which are physically impossible, unacceptable in society, or run counter to social norms. Examples include extreme bondage,creatures with tentacles, and other fetishes. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai for more information!

Hentai anime and manga allow elements of sexual fantasy to be represented in ways that would be impossible to film. This may include portrayals of sexual acts which are physically impossible, unacceptable in society, or run counter to social norms. Examples include extreme bondage,creatures with tentacles, and other fetishes. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai for more information!

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It's Wednesday, hump day.
So what do we need?  Another freaky video to scare the crap out of you!

We have added a new video to our Top Rated Video section called Fudge Brownies

I'm pretty sure you can guess what it is...

Thought you could not take any more shit?
Well someone forgot to tell these 2 Asian chicks, because they're taking a lot of shit!

The girls look pretty similar to the 2 girls 1 finger video...
Remember folks. One girl takes a shit in another's mouth, so you're warned!

A new brothel in Prague called "Big Sister" now offers clients a new way to get cheap sex!

Want to have sex with a hooker but blew all your money in the Casino?
Here is the perfect way to get laid.   Just sign a contract to allow yourself to be filmed having sex with one of 30 available hookers.
Select your "backdrop" from a selection including flowering meadows or even hell and that’s it!

Once you're "done" you leave with a DVD of your sexual escapades and hopefully nothing else!

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Ladies and Gentlemen. The world is turning to crap! The same lovers of world peace, feeding the hungry and the creaters of 2 girls 1 cup and 2 girls 1 finger videos have done it again.

Remember folks, you must be at least 18 years of age to view this!
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I'm sorry to do this again, but we have to.  It's our job.
After our previous 2 girls 1 cup video and 2 girls 1 finger video.  Can you guess what the church of fudge video is?

I'm sure you can...

Priest and a nun, nun eats poo direct from Priest.  Pretty sure it's real although I do not think they are "of the cloth"

Here is a rough translation of the "script" from www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Church_of_fudge:

Nun: Your flesh Your flesh must be cleaned
Man: Oh my god nun Nun what are you doing Nun:
We're going to beat the evil together
Man: Together
Nun: All the evil will spill out of you
Man: With gods help
Nun: With gods help Yes
Man: Yes with gods help
Nun: (inaudible)
Man: Take distance nun
Nun: Let it out So it's right brother let it out
Man:(in latin) In urine and shit we're born and in urine and shit we will be reborn
Nun: I rescued you from the evil of this world I took in myself

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So we thought we had a pretty disgusting video last time with the 2 girls 1 cup video Could it get worse? OH YES!

Personally I was not convinced as to the authenticity of the 2 girls 1 cup, the poo looked a little unrealistic.
In this new video, it looks very real!
So what happens in this one?

Two Japanese girls barf into each others mouth, play with the barf in their hands.  Then finally in a 69 position, one girl squeezes her poo into the others mouth.
I cannot see any way that anyone is faking that!

Don't watch this while you are eating...

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You may have heard about the "2 girls 1 cup" video on the net.
What is it...?

It's probably one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen and I've seen some pretty disgusting stuff!

Situation:

2 Girls
1 Cup

One girl takes a crap into one cup and you fully see this event!  You actually see the poo come out of her anus into the cup.
Then both girls lick and swallow the poo from the cup and proceed to make out with each other with poo in their mouths!

The finale is to barf it back up onto each other and then eat the barf and poo combined!!
I think both of these girls should appear on fear factor.  They are a guaranteed win!

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