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by Mr. Phucked 9/15/2008 12:30:00 AM
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OK Guys, thinking about your next vacation?
Want to be guaranteed sex whilst on vacation?
Let me tell you about my trip to Thailand, specifically PhuKet…

Phuket is small town by the ocean, great beaches, nice hotels, cheap food and a slut buffet.
Venturing out at night to the clubs and bars you will find them full of woman willing to do anything and entice you to take them home.
Some are local girls looking for a good time and many are hookers selling a good time.  I found the following:

- Bunch of 4-5 girls all dressed as school girls (All willing to go home together)
- Bunch of nurses
- Bunch of cheerleaders
- Lots of single girls alone and many with “friends” who can join them

In other words, a pervert’s paradise!

If you’re looking for a local, simply buying them a nice dinner ($10) will get them home with you.
If you want them even faster the local hookers will go home for $20 the whole night!
Want two at the same time?  $50 and anything goes!

Tomorrow I’ll tell you about the famous Thai massage parlors...

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Largest Cum Shot Ever!

by Mr. Phucked 8/28/2008 12:30:00 AM

Last week we brought you the loudest orgasm ever, this week we bring you the largest cum shot ever!

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Feed Your Baby While You Watch 2 Girls 1 Cup

by Mr. Phucked 4/16/2008 9:30:00 PM
Another reaction video to one of our videos.  She spills milk everywhere!

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by Mr. Phucked 4/14/2008 10:59:00 PM
Damned Funny!
 

Watch the original if you dare...

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by Mr. Phucked 3/19/2008 9:30:00 PM



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Their "reaction videos" are now posted on YouTube for all to see!

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Kermit the Frog reacts to "2 girls one cup"

by Mr. Phucked 1/20/2008 9:17:00 PM
Kermit the frogs reaction to the infamous 2 girls 1 cup video.
This is pretty funny!

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