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Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents

by Mr. Phucked 8/22/2008 12:30:00 AM
Recording of a radio prank.  This parents of this girl really freak out!
 

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Are You Crazy?

by Annik 8/2/2008 3:35:00 PM

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Wrong E-Mail Address

by Mr. Phucked 6/14/2008 12:30:00 AM

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address...

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who had recently died of a heart attack.  The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

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Signs you're having sex with an Israeli

by Annik 5/6/2008 11:54:00 PM

From tonight's encounter:

1) He screams at you in Hebrew.

2) He tears your shit up like the IDF on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

3) The sex is so aggressive, he ends up breaking three different condoms in succession.

4) The sex is so aggressive, you end up breaking his Star of David necklace. With your teeth. Believe it when I say Judaism flew everywhere.

5) The sex is so aggressive, you feel like your reproductive organs AND your eggs are about to fall out of your birth canal.

6) He proves to you he was in the Israeli Air Force by pulling out, ripping the condom off, and somehow blasting a load of his Jew-batter onto his own face like fighter jet homing missiles. 

7) After sex, your room smells like an unhealthy combination of Giorgio Armani, latex, and cocaine. 

 

Save a camel; ride an Israeli. 

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Video of Babies Thrown from Temple For Luck

by Mr. Phucked 5/3/2008 12:30:00 AM
Solapur in India, dropping babies from the roof of a temple into a bedspread fifty feet below is meant to give them good luck.
This is seriously Phucked Up!

Makes Micheal Jacksons baby incident look much better now!


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Fitna the Movie: Geert Wilders film about the Quran

by Mr. Phucked 3/28/2008 9:30:00 PM
The Fitna movie that has now been banned by Network Solutions
The most popular on-line hosting company. It's the very first site they have ever banned!
His site now states:
"This site has been suspended while Network Solutions is investigating whether the site's content is in violation of the Network Solutions Acceptable Use Policy. Network Solutions has received a number of complaints regarding this site that are under investigation. For more information about Network Solutions Acceptable Use Policy visit the following URL: http://www.networksolutions.com/legal/aup.jsp "

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UPDATE March 29th 11:23 PM (PT)
The folks at LiveLeak have removed the film also due to death threats to their staff!
WOW!

UPDATE April 1st.  Video is back, but for how long...


"The movie starts with a warning, stating that the movie contains "very shocking images".[8] During contains a widely-known cartoon from the Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard, showing the Prophet Muhammad with a bomb on his head. Next to the cartoon, a timer starts counting down from 15 minutes.

The first Sura is introduced, accompanied with Qur'anic recital and translated subtitles (the film is available in English and Dutch, among other languages).

Suras are juxtaposed to video clips of Imams stating Islamic teaching, and videos of violent atrocities committed in the name of Islam, including major terrorist attacks. The source for the English translations is unstated."

(wikipedia)

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Hooray for Michigan State

by Mr. Phucked 12/6/2007 11:00:00 AM

This is a story that has been circulating around the internet for the last few days now. 

The story begins at Michigan State University with a mechanical engineering professor named Indrek Wichman. Wichman sent an e-mail to the Muslim Student's Association.
The e-mail was in response to the students' protest of the Danish cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Muhammad as a terrorist. The group had complained the cartoons were 'hate speech.
Enter Professor Wichman. In his e-mail, he said the following:

"Dear Moslem Association,

As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intend to protest your protest. I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders, murders of Catholic priests (the latest in Turkey ), burnings of Christian churches, the continued persecution of Coptic Christians in Egypt , the impositi on of Sharia law on non-Muslims, the rapes of Scandinavian girls and women (called 'whores' in your culture), the murder of film directors in Holland, and the rioting and looting in Paris France. This is what offends me, a soft-spoken person and academic, and many, many of my colleagues. I counsel you dissatisfied, aggressive, brutal, and uncivilized slave-trading Moslems to be very aware of this as you proceed with your infantile 'protests.' If you do not like the values of the West - see the 1st Amendment - you are free
to leave. I hope for God's sake that most of you choose that option. Please return to your ancestral homelands and build them up yourselves instead of troubling Americans.

Cordially,
S. Wichman
Professor of Mechanical Engineering"

As you can imagine, the Muslim group at the university didn't like this too well. They're demanding that Wichman be reprimanded and the university impose mandatory diversity training for faculty and mandate a seminar on hate and discrimination for all freshmen. Now the local chapter of CAIR has jumped into the fray. CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, apparently doesn't believe that the good professor had the right to express his opinion.
For its part, the university is standing its ground in support of Professor Wichman, saying the e-mail was private, and they don't intend to publicly condemn his remarks.

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Church of Fudge Video

by Mr. Phucked 11/27/2007 9:30:00 PM

I'm sorry to do this again, but we have to.  It's our job.
After our previous 2 girls 1 cup video and 2 girls 1 finger video.  Can you guess what the church of fudge video is?

I'm sure you can...

Priest and a nun, nun eats poo direct from Priest.  Pretty sure it's real although I do not think they are "of the cloth"

Remember you must at least 21 years of age to watch the Church of Fudge Video

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Here is a rough translation of the "script" from the Church of fudge video www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Church_of_fudge:

Nun: Your flesh Your flesh must be cleaned
Man: Oh my god nun Nun what are you doing Nun:
We're going to beat the evil together
Man: Together
Nun: All the evil will spill out of you
Man: With gods help
Nun: With gods help Yes
Man: Yes with gods help
Nun: (inaudible)
Man: Take distance nun
Nun: Let it out So it's right brother let it out
Man:(in latin) In urine and shit we're born and in urine and shit we will be reborn
Nun: I rescued you from the evil of this world I took in myself

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