Here is part 2 & 3 of the Miss Universe sex tape scandal with Miss Universe Japan 2008 (Hiroko Mima)
Miss Trinidad and Tobago Universe 2008 (Anya Ayoung Chee)

Miss Universe Japan 2008 (Hiroko Mima)
Miss Trinidad and Tobago Universe 2008 (Anya Ayoung Chee)

A sex tape which allegedly shows two Miss Universe delegates in a threesome with a man has surfaced causing huge embarrassment to the Miss Universe franchise.

The two delegates rumored to be in the sex tape are Miss Japan Universe 2008 (Hiroko Mima) and Miss Trinidad and Tobago Universe 2008 (Anya Ayoung Chee).

The guy in the tape is Anya's boyfriend (only mentioned by his first name - Wyatt).
He is one lucky SOB!

So which one is the real shark?

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Hummm. What should I do today? Play some XBOX? Go to class? Go to Work?
Hell no, I'll see if I can stick my own cock in my own ass hole.

Then maybe I'll see if I can give myself head


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Hey, even small people need love.  Although when she covers her face with embarrassment, I don't think she's enjoying it!

How don't know how the hell he did this.  But this guy took an arm almost up to the shoulder.
I can feel the pain.  I bet he did not shit right for a week!

The He/She gets fucked and the He/She fucks themselves.
Should this be in the Guinness Book or records?

This guy somehow manages to give himself oral and then shoots his load into his own mouth.
That is phucked!

June 12th, 2009 by Marin
When I was in law school, I took a class called Mental Illness and the Law. The cases we studied were devastating accounts of how our justice system mishandles defendants, convicted felons and prisoners who suffer from serious and debilitating mental diseases or defects. A recent court case noted in USA Today is yet another example of our system’s shortcomings.

Aaron Hart, an 18-year-old from Paris, Texas, received 100 years in prison for sexually abusing a 6-year-old neighbor. He pleaded guilty to five counts including aggravated sexual assault and indecency by contact, and received two five-year terms and three 30-year terms, which will be served consecutively. Hart is mentally retarded, has an IQ of 47, cannot read or write and speaks haltingly.

Apparently the jury didn’t envision this woefully misguided outcome:

Jurors said they sent the judge notes during deliberations in February, asking about alternatives to prison, but didn’t get a clear answer. They believed the judge would order concurrent sentences, jurors said.

The judge decided to make the sentences consecutive because he “felt” there was no other option:

“In the state of Texas, there isn’t a whole lot you can do with somebody like him,” [Judge Eric] Clifford said.

The young man had no prior felony record. “Aaron is 18, never committed a felony, had no violent record. He couldn’t understand the seriousness of what he did,” said his father, Robert Hart. “I never dreamed they would think about sending him to prison. When they said 100 years - it was terror, pure terror to me.”

My heart goes out to everyone involved here (except Judge Clifford, of course). A child was sexually violated. A mentally retarded person was sentenced to prison for a crime he perhaps didn’t understand was wrong (Hart’s appellate attorneys are arguing that the court-appointed physician performed tests on Hart assessing mental illness, not mental retardation). And a jury tried to render an appropriate sentence but was stymied by a lazy judge and a justice system ill-equipped to handle mentally retarded criminals. How is it possible in this day and age that Hart’s only option is lifetime imprisonment?

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This girl did not like her medicine.

This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2009, by _______________, between _____________ and ___________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM--we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit --only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions--Examples: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance--that is why you are called the "back-up," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time, advanced-arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted--money is always good.
8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers--it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges"--we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK--don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing--I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex--it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it--I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred--just hit it hard and right or get the hell out.
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME--so don't keep calling.

*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***

The aforementioned rules may be altered by the holder of the agreement.
If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list, BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating partners:
Signature: ______________________
Date: ______________________

A hot secretary and her boss who were having sex in his car had a "small" problem.
Another car crashed into theirs leading her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing truck.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

If this was not bad enough.  The penis biting was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to watch them!

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the truck.  He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

"Thankfully", the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

Phucked Up!

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You've seen him stick two hands inside her pussy in The Biggest Pussy In The World - Part I

You've seen him insert his entire foot into her pussy in The Biggest Pussy In The World - Part II

What will Biggest Pussy In The World - Part III bring?  I'll give you a clue, his brain is inside it...

Enjoy! 

We've been hearing a lot recently about hot chicks (normally teachers) having sex with teenage boys in School.
Normally we think, lucky bastard, why did that not happen to me in high school?

Of course not all the chicks phucking teenage boys are hot.

Take for example Joaneen Graham, 45, of Euclid. Who was recently sentenced to a year in prison for performing oral sex on a teenage inmate on March 24, 2008, at the Cuyahoga Hills Juvenile Correctional Facility.

With her face, she should have gotten life!

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Here is a great ad I found on CraigsList for a girl Looking for a small dick and a LARGE dick

Im looking for 2 dicks to come join me for some fun this friday. Im looking for a small dick. Im talking so small that you pee on your nutts when you take a piss. You will be tied up humiliated and teased while i tie off your balls with a rope. Im going to humiliate your dick and make it feel stupid, because im a bitch like that. I want to tease you untill you cant take it anymore. Then im going to let BIG dick fuck me while you watch so he can show you how its done. After he is done fucking you can come in and finish me off.

So basically im looking for 2 guys, one has to have a tiny dick, and the other has to have a big and i mean big dick, 10 inches or better. You must be open to group sex, and be submissive, just do what i fucking tell you and there wont be a problem. You must be disease free, I really dont care what you look like, im fucking your dick not your face.

Here are the requirements: In the email either type "small dick" or "LARGE dick" in the title (so i know what category you fall under) No one liners or horrible grammer. You must include your age, gender, and if you are available this friday night A pic is a must. (how do i know how big or pathetic your dick is?) You must do exactly what I instruct you to. (im the boss, get that right bitch) If you can meet these requirements, we need to talk. If you dont I will delete your email.

I know im a bitch, and im demanding, but guess what? Your horny, and i got the pussy, so it looks like your fucked.

Now about me im 29 I live in fullerton near Harbor and Orangethorpe, I can host. Im white, green eyes, jet black hair, im five eight", 137, 36C's, ive got a slim waist, long legs, and a tight ass pussy and ass.