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by Mr. Phucked 3/28/2009 12:30:00 AM

One of our readers in the forum "BubblyStardust" posted this picture.

This could be a really good solution if you have a really bad cold and your sinuses are blocked!

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WheelChair Rebecca, Part II

by Mr. Phucked 3/20/2009 12:30:00 AM
Part II of wheelchair Rebecca, this time she has a little drug problem.
 
 

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by Mr. Phucked 3/18/2009 12:30:00 AM
This guy is all ready to Jerk off to this girl...
 

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Man has sex with Walrus

by Mr. Phucked 3/17/2009 12:30:00 AM
This I think is even worse than the ultimate safe sex video.  This guy is actually doing her!
 

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Clinton Sex Video Game

by Mr. Phucked 3/16/2009 12:30:00 AM
Now we know what Clinton got up to in the White House.  He played the Clinton Sex Video Game!

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Hot to hit the G-Spot

by Mr. Phucked 3/13/2009 12:30:00 AM
Guys, here you go, how to hit the G-spot. 
You can also hit the G-Spot with your penis too, if get the right position.   I find the guy sitting on the floor with back against the bed and her sitting you works pretty well.
 
Good Luck!
 

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How To Phuck a Porn Star with the new RealTouch

by Mr. Phucked 2/21/2009 12:30:00 AM
How To Phuck a Porn Star real touch demoHave you jerked off to porn and wondered how it feels to phuck a porn star?
Have you jerked off into your hand or jissed all over your keyboard?

Technology finally allows you to Phuck your computer!  Yes, phuck your computer!

There is a new device called The RealTouch. You just plug the RealTouch into the USB on your computer, plug it into the wall, and add some lube.
Then watch RealTouch's online streaming porn videos and the sensations from the RealTouch match what happens on the screen.  RealTouch will give you a blow job, anal and pussy



Their website even states:
"Orifice adjusts to the level of resistance for incredible blowjobs, anal, vaginal sex and more"
More?  What more can it simulate?  Phucking an eyeball?

How much does RealTouch cost? $149

So go out and Phuck your computer today!

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Cliffhanger Sex

by Mr. Phucked 2/17/2009 12:30:00 AM
How about some sex while hanging of a cliff?
Think it's real or green screen?

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13 Year Old Father

by Mr. Phucked 2/16/2009 12:30:00 AM

This poor bastard  Alfie Patten is now the "proud father" of a newborn kid named Maisie with his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman.
He looks like more like 8 rather than 13 years old and is only 4 feet tall!

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie who was only 12 years old at the time, had a single night of unprotected sex.

Phucked Up!

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Sex Olympics For 2012

by Mr. Phucked 2/15/2009 12:30:00 AM

How about the Sex Olympics for 2012?  This couple are going for Gold!

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Fatties Eat Out

by Mr. Phucked 2/11/2009 12:30:00 AM
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Ultimate Safe Sex?

by Mr. Phucked 2/3/2009 12:30:00 AM

Are you worried about catching some horrible disease that makes your dick fall off or your pussy eat itself?

How about this for safe sex?  Phuck a fatty!

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1 Ass 2 Dicks

by Mr. Phucked 1/28/2009 12:30:00 AM
One dick not enough to fill her ass?
How about two, is that enough?
She won't shit right for a week!

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Sex with a stump

by Mr. Phucked 1/27/2009 12:30:00 AM

How about having sex with a girl with no arms or legs?
This is almost certainly photoshopped but pretty phucked up concept for sure!

You can also watch the movie Boxing Helena where this happens for real.

Girl with no arms or legs

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Orgy Party

by Mr. Phucked 1/25/2009 12:30:00 AM

Since I'm Mr. Phucked, I sign up for all kinds of crap.  I had signed up to receive newsletters from a Yahoo group that like to swing.
They call themselves "SoCal Circus" and like to get together for swinger parties, orgies, gangbangs etc.
Here is their latest announcement...

"Hey there everybody!!! I am grinnin ear to ear at some wonderful news.
One of my absolute favorite couples got married TODAY sooooo
CONGRATS!!! They are very HOT, SEXXXY, FUN LOVING, EASY GOING,
ATTRACTIVE, and I am grateful that they are really good friends of
mine. They are coming out to tonight's ORGY PARTY to clelebrate their
marriage with us. I am soooooo stoked. This couple is a breath of fresh
air for me. It is awesome to see two wonderful people getting married
and I take it as a huge compliment that they want to celebrate with us.
It is AWESOME to celebrate life, the lifestyle, love, beauty, and
everything positive this world has to offer like this!!!

This HOT HOT HOT Couple Got Married Today And They're Coming Out To The
Socal Circus Party Tonight. They Want plenty Of Other Hot Couples And
Women To Celebrate With."

Now is that a wedding night or what!

You can check them out at SoCal Circus

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How To Phuck a Porn Star with the new RealTouch Sex Toy

by Mr. Phucked 1/20/2009 12:30:00 AM
How To Phuck a Porn Star real touch demoHave you jerked off to porn and wondered how it feels to phuck a porn star?
Have you jerked off into your hand or jissed all over your keyboard?

Technology finally allows you to Phuck your computer!  Yes, phuck your computer!

There is a new device called The RealTouch. You just plug the RealTouch into the USB on your computer, plug it into the wall, and add some lube.
Then watch RealTouch's online streaming porn videos and the sensations from the RealTouch match what happens on the screen.  RealTouch will give you a blow job, anal and pussy



Their website even states:
"Orifice adjusts to the level of resistance for incredible blowjobs, anal, vaginal sex and more"
More?  What more can it simulate?  Phucking an eyeball?

How much does RealTouch cost? $149

So go out and Phuck your computer today!

real touch close up

Visit the RealTouch web site
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Jizz In My Pants

by Mr. Phucked 1/15/2009 12:30:00 AM

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