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Matthias Schlitte Is Popeye

by Mr. Phucked 10/29/2009 12:30:00 AM
matthas schlitte Matthias Schlitte is a 22 year old German arm wrestling champ.  He may look like he has been masturbating with his right arm since puberty.
In fact he been training for 6 years to grow his massive right arm for competitive arm wrestling!
Schlitte is actually quite ingenious.  If you think about it, by only increasing the size of his one forearm and no other part of his body, he has allowed himself to arm wrestle in lower weight classes.




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Basketball In The Ass

by Mr. Phucked 8/13/2009 12:30:00 AM
We had the 1 ass 1 baseball video, now some other slut decided to go for broke.
She jammed a basketball up her ass! What's next I wonder...?

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Wrestler Breaks His Leg

by Mr. Phucked 6/13/2009 12:30:00 AM
Following on from yesterday's painful kick boxing leg break. This wrestler meets a similar fate.
Can you imagine looking down at your foot and seeing your heel? Ugh, the agony!

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Mother Shoots Her Son, Then Shoots Herself

by Mr. Phucked 4/9/2009 12:30:00 AM
CASSELBERRY, Florida (April 8)

A central Florida woman who fatally shot her 20 year old son then killed herself at a shooting range wrote in suicide notes to her boyfriend that she was trying to save her son.
"I'm so sorry," Marie Moore wrote several times. "I had to send my son to heaven and myself to Hell."

She signed two of the notes "Failed Queen."

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Florida Panthers Fan Exposes Herself On Live TV

by Mr. Phucked 3/19/2009 2:51:00 PM

Breasts, all sports should include them!

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Sex Olympics For 2012

by Mr. Phucked 2/15/2009 12:30:00 AM

How about the Sex Olympics for 2012?  This couple are going for Gold!

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Sports Illustrated 2009 Cover is Bar Refaeli

by Mr. Phucked 2/10/2009 11:19:00 AM

The new cover girl for Sports Illustrated 2009 is out.

It's Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, 23, in a Missoni bikini.  The picture was taken on a beach on Canouan Island in the Grenadines.

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Top Ten 10 Super Bowl Ads 2008

by Mr. Phucked 2/1/2009 12:30:00 AM
In celebration of Super Bowl today, here are the top 10 Super Bowl Ads from last year.
 

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Judo Guy Craps His Pants

by Mr. Phucked 12/20/2008 12:30:00 AM
Seems that crapping yourself while enjoying your favorite sport is pretty common.
Recently we featured the Runner Crapping Himself, now we have the Judo guy crapping his pants!
At least he won the round!
 

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Runner Craps Himself

by Mr. Phucked 12/15/2008 12:30:00 AM

There is dedication to your sport, but I think crapping in your shorts for everyone to see is taking it a little too far.

Runner craps himself

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Sexy Female Wrestling

by Mr. Phucked 12/14/2008 12:30:00 AM

This is Rene vs Stefanie.  Not sure if they're wrestling of giving each other an orgasm.

They're screamers for sure! 

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Crazy Jeep Driver

by Mr. Phucked 12/11/2008 12:30:00 AM
It is amazing that this guys jeep keeps on running and running and running...

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Viking Locker Room Dong

by Mr. Phucked 12/10/2008 12:30:00 AM

During a Fox broadcast interview over the weekend, some viewers got a little more than they bargained for.

Viking Locker Room Dong

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1 Ass 1 Baseball Video

by Mr. Phucked 10/8/2008 12:30:00 AM
It really is amazing what women can do with their asses.
We had the 1 Ass 2 Fists Video and that was amazing to say the least. Now we have the 1 Ass 1 Baseball Video and I'm sure frequent readers to this site can probably guess, there is a baseball most likely in very close proximity to her ass.
Enjoy!

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The Ultimate MTV Crib

by Mr. Phucked 9/30/2008 12:30:00 AM
This guy is my hero.  I strive to be as successful as this guy!
You just know he gets more ass than, well, everyone!


 

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Public Sex

by Mr. Phucked 9/29/2008 12:30:00 AM


(Not Mr. Phucked)

I think public sex is probably a pretty popular fantasy and certainly one of my favorites.
In fact I acted it out again just this past weekend.

I'm laying out at the pool with a cute Asian girl I will call "M"
Over by the corner of the pool there is a little spot slightly hidden but still visible by anyone walking into the pool area.
I suggest to "M" that this would be a great place to have some public sex.
She laughs but is also a little intrigued...

There is just one person in the pool apart from us, another sexy little Asian girl but we figure she won't be able see us.

M and I head off to the spot that consists of a public shower area with a small seat off to the side.
I just drop my shorts immediately without regard to getting caught and sit down, she pulls her bikini bottoms to the side and sits on top of my hard, white cock and inside I go.
This is "M"'s first time with public sex and she likes it!
The cute Asian girl cannot see us so we're good, or at least so we thought...

After about only 4 minutes of this she has having trouble containing herself and wanted to scream "I'm gonna cum now!", I love it.
She jumps off and sits to the side, suddenly scared.  Beats me why.  Five seconds later we see another couple who just entered the pool walking towards the shower area.
"M" casually walks out and I quickly pull up my shorts and pretend to finish showering.

Was it woman's intuition that made "M" stop?  Who knows, but it was damned close!

We both return to our sun lounges smiling at each other, time to go? Oh yes!

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Natalie Dylan auction's her virginity

by Mr. Phucked 9/28/2008 12:30:00 AM
Natalie Dylan

Natalie Dylan is a 22-year-old virgin who is using the pseudo name Natalie Dylan for safety reasons is auctioning her virginity to the highest bidder.
She announced her decision to sell her "cherry" on the Howard Stern radio show on Sept. 9.

So far hundreds of offers have already bid up to $275,000.  Supposedly there is also a “rock star” and a “well-known male actor” who said they would outbid any other offer.
The Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada will host this "once in a lifetime" event!

Natalie Dylan says she is not just doing this for money, she apparently really wants to like the guy.
Personally I think that is BS, she is just phucking whoever pays the most.  Natalie Dylan is a hooker, simple as that.

Good luck to her, I hope there is not too much blood! 

Natalie Dylan

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