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In this picture an Insurgent meets an ungracefull end by a snipers bullet to the head.



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One of the many problems with buying weapons on the black market. They don't come with any manuals or a warranty.
This terrorist found that out, the hard way!


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The asshole standing next to the helicopter probably did not even shoot the copter down!

Before:

After:

May he rest in peace...
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A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to her government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

She received the following reply:

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern for the treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the  Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in  Ottawa . You will be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in  Toronto next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. You take good care of Ahmed and remember, we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you.

President  George W. Bush  was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said  Bush , 'that would be an accident.'
 
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
 
'I'm afraid not,' explained  Bush . 'That's what we would call great loss.'
 
The room went silent. No other children volunteered.

Bush searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
 
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs.  Bush  was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'
 
'Fantastic!' exclaimed  Bush . 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be an accident either. 

Improvised road side bomb explodes as two Humvees drive down the road.
The explosion really rips up the road, very dramatic.

This week, we will be featuring videos of explosions, crashes and general destruction.

We start with Two Trains Colliding.

Enjoy!

 

A few things:

1) I just came home reeking of Giorgio Armani and terrorism. It's becoming a familiar scent.

2) His English was horrible. It was hot.

3) HE was hot. Holy six pack!

4) I'm sure the sex would have been good. Unfortunately (for me), I "pre-gamed" and went down on him to prepare for the actual cervical beating I wanted him to give me, and about 20 seconds into it, he blew his load. Just like that. He gave it a go anyway and ended up "half-masting" me to no avail. While most people would not consider this sex, he still made it inside of me, albeit soft as a pillow. I enjoyed his enthusiasm anyway.

5) He lives in New York and was only in town on business. No regular booty from this one. Sad!

6) My ass was, literally, beaten raw. *swoon* A man after my own heart.

Who would have known I was going to achieve Israel TWICE this century? (Backstory: it took me 3 years to finally nab one - you can imagine my surprise)

Do you think those 2 cops should be sent back to basic training?
He was presumably arrested, taken to the station all without being checked for weapons?

It's amazing how calmly he shoots himself...

Thanks to "Mr Ridd" for submitting this video.

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

P.S. If I offend anyone, I don't care.

From tonight's encounter:

1) He screams at you in Hebrew.

2) He tears your shit up like the IDF on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

3) The sex is so aggressive, he ends up breaking three different condoms in succession.

4) The sex is so aggressive, you end up breaking his Star of David necklace. With your teeth. Believe it when I say Judaism flew everywhere.

5) The sex is so aggressive, you feel like your reproductive organs AND your eggs are about to fall out of your birth canal.

6) He proves to you he was in the Israeli Air Force by pulling out, ripping the condom off, and somehow blasting a load of his Jew-batter onto his own face like fighter jet homing missiles. 

7) After sex, your room smells like an unhealthy combination of Giorgio Armani, latex, and cocaine. 

 

Save a camel; ride an Israeli.