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Biggest Pussy In The World - Part I

by matt 4/24/2009 12:31:00 AM
Damn this pussy is big! I'm pretty sure it's fake, but who cares, it's Phucked funny!


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Show Me Your Genitals

by Mr. Phucked 4/23/2009 12:30:00 AM
I've got to say, I just loved this song!
 

Show Me Your Genitals!

 

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Phucked by a 37 Inch Dildo

by Mr. Phucked 4/2/2009 12:30:00 AM
You think 7 or 8 inches is not enough ladies?
How about 37 inches? Can she take a inch 37 dildo? Will her pussy wrip apart from the 37 inch dildo?
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Poontos Pussy Mints

by Mr. Phucked 3/26/2009 12:30:00 AM

Does your girlfriend's pussy smell?
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Hot to hit the G-Spot

by Mr. Phucked 3/13/2009 12:30:00 AM
Guys, here you go, how to hit the G-spot. 
You can also hit the G-Spot with your penis too, if get the right position.   I find the guy sitting on the floor with back against the bed and her sitting you works pretty well.
 
Good Luck!
 

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Sexy Self Fisting

by Mr. Phucked 3/12/2009 12:30:00 AM
Regular readers of this site will not be surprised if I admitted that maybe occasionally, I might look at porn!
In this case, I stumbled upon a site that showed some pretty sexy girls fisting themselves!

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Pierced Pussy

by Mr. Phucked 3/2/2009 12:30:00 AM

Last week we had the gaping pussy and the bloody pussy.  Only makes sense then to show the pierced pussy!

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Bloody Pussy

by Mr. Phucked 2/24/2009 12:30:00 AM

Yesterday we featured the Gaping Pussy.  Here is the bloody pussy.

Guys, if you ever wondered what a pussy looks like while on period, here you go!

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Gaping Pussy 2

by Mr. Phucked 2/23/2009 12:30:00 AM

I'm not too sure, but I don't think her pussy is very tight.  What do you all think?

This even beats our previous Gaping Pussy that required a device to stretch it out!

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How To Phuck a Porn Star with the new RealTouch

by Mr. Phucked 2/21/2009 12:30:00 AM
How To Phuck a Porn Star real touch demoHave you jerked off to porn and wondered how it feels to phuck a porn star?
Have you jerked off into your hand or jissed all over your keyboard?

Technology finally allows you to Phuck your computer!  Yes, phuck your computer!

There is a new device called The RealTouch. You just plug the RealTouch into the USB on your computer, plug it into the wall, and add some lube.
Then watch RealTouch's online streaming porn videos and the sensations from the RealTouch match what happens on the screen.  RealTouch will give you a blow job, anal and pussy



Their website even states:
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More?  What more can it simulate?  Phucking an eyeball?

How much does RealTouch cost? $149

So go out and Phuck your computer today!

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Sex Olympics For 2012

by Mr. Phucked 2/15/2009 12:30:00 AM

How about the Sex Olympics for 2012?  This couple are going for Gold!

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Clit sucker with a leech

by Mr. Phucked 2/10/2009 12:30:00 AM
I think perhaps she is hoping the leech will suck on her clit?
Anyone tried this? Let us know!

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Chia Pet

by Mr. Phucked 2/8/2009 12:30:00 AM

Brian submitted this to Mr. Phucked.  He calls this the "Chia Pet"

Would you water this pet?

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How To Phuck a Porn Star with the new RealTouch Sex Toy

by Mr. Phucked 1/20/2009 12:30:00 AM
How To Phuck a Porn Star real touch demoHave you jerked off to porn and wondered how it feels to phuck a porn star?
Have you jerked off into your hand or jissed all over your keyboard?

Technology finally allows you to Phuck your computer!  Yes, phuck your computer!

There is a new device called The RealTouch. You just plug the RealTouch into the USB on your computer, plug it into the wall, and add some lube.
Then watch RealTouch's online streaming porn videos and the sensations from the RealTouch match what happens on the screen.  RealTouch will give you a blow job, anal and pussy



Their website even states:
"Orifice adjusts to the level of resistance for incredible blowjobs, anal, vaginal sex and more"
More?  What more can it simulate?  Phucking an eyeball?

How much does RealTouch cost? $149

So go out and Phuck your computer today!

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Visit the RealTouch web site
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1 Pussy 1 Bottle

by Mr. Phucked 1/19/2009 12:30:00 AM
What is with people inserting glass objects into their ass or pussy?
Don't they know that glass can easily break?  I know the Jar Squatter knows this now for sure!
 


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New Veggie is Born

by Mr. Phucked 1/9/2009 12:30:00 AM
I think she is trying too hard to eat her vegetables.
 
 
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Tongue Pussy

by Mr. Phucked 12/30/2008 12:30:00 AM
After yestersday's gaping pussy, how about a pussy tongue...

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