The woman is run over crossing the street while chatting on his cell phone. Ever need a reason to pay attention? This is it!
Perhaps he didn't want any more children? Yeah, this should cover it as he cuts out his own balls.
Mouse is cute, but apparently tasty. Will she swallow?
Everyone knows you should NOT play with power lines, except for this guy. RIP
Been a naughty boy? This is what happens ISIS style.
Thanks to Qnoops for the upload.
Sitting down to a nice Turkey this Christmas? Not everyone is...
Could this be the Ultimate Facial?
They came, they cared, they tried, they failed.
That should be one happy lizard.