This whore should be up for an Oscar.
There are some awesome quotes such as "I love it when my Asshole falls out"
Her asshole really does fall out too...
Getting beat up by a girl is never good for your reputation. This guy gets beat up by a bunch of girls.
This guy will never live this down!
(Uploaded by chrocrodia)
I hope she got paid enough for this!
Although she probably likes it...
Girls normally prefer their penises with no condoms, they prefer skin on skin too you know!
They also like to feel the veins. Anyway, back to the corn.
This whore just loves to feel lots of "veins" corn on the cobcock anyone?
Thanks to Chrocrodia for uploading the video
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart runs over driver 20-year-old Kevin Ward Jr.During a confrontation at a sprint car race on Saturday night at Canandaigua Motorsports Park in New York.
Ward was killed.
Here are some of the eye witness reports from the scene:
Tyler Graves, a sprint-car racer and friend of Ward's, told Sporting News in a phone interview that he was sitting in the Turn 1 grandstands and saw everything that happened.
"Tony pinched him into the frontstretch wall, a racing thing," Graves said. "The right rear tire went down, he spun on the exit of (Turn) 2. They threw the caution and everything was toned down. Kevin got out of his car. … He was throwing his arms up all over the place at Tony for most of the corner.
"I know Tony could see him. I know how you can see out of these cars. When Tony got close to him, he hit the throttle. When you hit a throttle on a sprint car, the car sets sideways. It set sideways, the right rear tire hit Kevin, Kevin was sucked underneath and was stuck under it for a second or two and then it threw him about 50 yards."
Rich Willis, who was at the track, said he didn't see exactly what happened but his sister down in Turn 1 did. He saw Stewart and Kevin Ward get into the wreck.
"People (who could see it better) said the guy got out of his car and was gesturing angrily at Tony Stewart when Tony Stewart came by during the next lap under yellow," Willis said in a phone interview. "He approached him and evidently when he was driving by the guy standing on the track gesturing at him, he gunned his engine.
"What happened was the back end kicked out and clipped the guy and the guy flew across the track."
Was it deliberate? Watch the video and see for yourself. Let us know in the comments...
Shout out to Juju!!
In response to one of our regulars on the I Hate My Penis Part 2 who asked. Why is there not a I hate my pussy article?
Here you go vucko27. Leave it to the crazy Japanese again to pour hot Sauce on a pussy and then, well watch and see!
Ladies with big flappy pussy lips now know what to do with them. You can attach them together with metal and let your guy phuck your pussy lips.
Readers, there is always a solution to every problem. I have to give her kudos for working with what she has got.
What do you get if you put butter on your pussy and your puppy is around?
You've been to weddings where they shake the champagne bottle? This is what the husband to be should really be doing to his bride that evening.
Very novel approach to Champagne drinking...
Shout out (again) to chrocrodia for uploading the video.