Really, WTF is this? Secret alien file?
You know when your GF says "sorry honey, I have a headache...?"
Heard of the pussy Squirter? Now there is the Ass Squirter
Not many cases when a threesome is not wanted. But this could be one...
What the hell makes you want to swallow acid to kill yourself?
Shout out to "openfly01" for uploading the picture
Why any guy would want to stick anything in their pee hole beats me.
Remember the 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?
BTW. If anyone wants to try this. You can order the Anal Intruder With Urethral Plug. Yeah, really!
If can be all yours for the low prices of $64.99!
Merthyr Tydfil - Wales - UK
A woman almost bit off her husband's penis as he cooked sausages for dinner - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and poured boiling oil down her back.
She clenched her teeth on his penis and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital doctors in Merthyr Tydfil.
The man needed treatment to his penis while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.
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Think all the great stuff is happening Sochi, Russia for the winter Olympics?
Not all, here is the TP Chair Flip
At the end of the video you see the leg laying on the side. Perhaps they can reattach it?