That's Phucked

Turtle Cock

We have featured some turtle sex before.  They're really funny phuckers!

Here is what those little phuckers look like:

Turtle penis

Watch Where You're Going...

Mr. Phucked is off for a date now.  I should drive carefully...

WTF Penis

Why oh why do guys do this to themselves?

Whale Sex

After yesterday's sex drive-thru.  How about some whale sex?
This guy wishes he was big enough to satisfy a whale!

Whale Sex

Sex Drive-Thru

sex drive-thru

You can purchase a burger at a drive-thru.  So why not a blow job or anal?

In Zurich,Switzerland, you can get whatever your heart, stomach or penis desires!

Prostitution has become such a problem in Switzerland that Zurich officials have made proposals to add "sex boxes" to the city. The idea itself is adopted from German cities like Essen and Cologne, and will be a way for prostitution to continue on behind closed, uh, doors.

The boxes will serve as quickie drive-throughs.  This will help keep the hookers from doing their clients in front of houses or side streets.  From the looks of things, the boxes are big enough to conceal vehicles while prostitutes and clients handle business, away from the public eye.

Anyone for a Euro Trip? 

Car Accident

Stick To The Head

He may have trouble getting dates now...

Stick To The Head

Broken Leg

Horse vs. Car

I just love the pic of the horses ass sticking out of the car window.  Classic!

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