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Man arrested after ejaculating into a female co-workers water bottle

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A man was arrested today on charges of ejaculating twice into a female co-worker's water bottle on her office desk. Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.  If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

In 2005, Lallana is accused of meeting a co-worker, in her twenties, Jane Doe, while working at Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach. On Jan. 14, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting Jane Doe by entering the victim's office and depositing his ejaculation into a water bottle that was on her desk. The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which Jane Doe later drank upon returning to her office. The victim, unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the water the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sickened and irritated.

Approximately three months later, Jane Doe and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting Jane Doe by depositing his ejaculation into a water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The defendant is accused of leaving the contaminated bottle on Jane Doe's desk and returning to his office. The victim later returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. She was sickened and irritated. She sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, Jane Doe was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department (OPD). In early July, following further investigation by the OPD and Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested early this morning outside his Fullerton home by OPD.

I guess for you ladies out there. Never leave your bottle of water unattended.  You never know what you may find... 


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Woman Arrested after she Calls 911 over McNuggets

Latreasa Goodman calls 911

Latreasa Goodman, 27, was arrested and charged with misusing 911 after calling 3 times to report that McDonalds was out of Chicken McNuggets and they wanted to give her a McDouble.

Fort Pierce Police Department said Goodman called the 911 operator, "This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one, this is an emergency!"

Arrested for Texting

samsung cricket phone

Recently an incident occurred in a Wisconsin where a 14 year old girl was arrested by police officers after she was reported to the police by her teacher for texting on her phone during class.

The girl was caught texting by her teacher and was asked to hand over the phone, but refused to.  The girl argued back and continued to text during her class.
The pissed off teacher ended up calling the police, who then came to the school to question the girl. After repeatedly denying ever having a phone, officer Jeffrey S. Griffin, noticed that the girl had her pant zipper undone. This lead officer Griffin to believe that the girl hid the phone in her pants...

Officer Griffin then asked for a female officer to perform a physical search. After a frisk down, Officer Paula Roberson retrieved a Samsung Cricket cell phone from "the buttocks area" of the girl. The girl then laughed and was promptly arrested for lying to the police about not having a phone, as well as lying when the officers attempted to ask for the girl's phone number (presumably so they could call her ass)

The 14 year old girl was charged with a misdemeanor with a bail of $298 and a mandate to appear in court.
Arrested for texting in class...

Maybe she should have hid the phone like in this video 1 Girl 1 Phone (Not the girl in this story)

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