Car Wash vs. Hand Job.
Who do you think is going to win?
Lets break this down:
$5 for car, $8 for truck
Kids may not do a good job of car wash.
$5 so same price or cheaper if you drive a truck. She may charge more for big dick, $8 seems competitive.
She looks like she may be good.
Looking like car wash may have the edge here...
Sometimes "being connected" just goes too far.
If you're leg has just been run over, would you:
- Text your friends with a pic of your phucked leg and say "Check out my leg, that's gore bitches"
- Update your FB page with your phucked leg
- Tweet your friends with your phucked up leg pic
- Scream and cry and call 911
Before this she may have been posting her latest "model" picture on facebook.
Look where she is now?
What does this picture have to do with the 4th of July? Nothing!
Except to maybe be thankful that you're not him.
The popular dance song from the 60s strikes again. Results can be deadly...
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One minute he is driving to his valentines date. The next, he is on ThatsPhucked.com
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Normally in an accident the fact they were wearing seatbelts would have saved them.
However in this case the shotgun to the head proved deadly.
Children, always wear A seat belt. Oh wait, if you're a child. Get the phuck off this site!
If this guy ever gets pulled over. Conversation may go something like this:
Cop: "Sir, please hand me your license and regis.... sir, is that a head in your footwell?"
Driver: "Head? What head? Where?"
Cop: "There is a head laying in your passenger footwell. Please step out of the car"
Driver is currently serving 25 to life...