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Car Wash vs. Hand Job

Car Wash vs. Hand Job.
Who do you think is going to win?  
Lets break this down:

Car Wash
$5 for car, $8 for truck
Kids may not do a good job of car wash.

Hand Job
$5 so same price or cheaper if you drive a truck.  She may charge more for big dick, $8 seems competitive.
She looks like she may be good.

Looking like car wash may have the edge here...

Car wash vs. Hand Job?

Car Accident - Must Update FaceBook

Sometimes "being connected" just goes too far.
If you're leg has just been run over, would you:

  1. Text your friends with a pic of your phucked leg and say "Check out my leg, that's gore bitches"
  2. Update your FB page with your phucked leg
  3. Tweet your friends with your phucked up leg pic
  4. Scream and cry and call 911
Car Accident - Must Update FaceBook

Will You "Like" My Pic?

Before this she may have been posting her latest "model" picture on facebook.
Look where she is now?

Will You

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Happy 4th of July

What does this picture have to do with the 4th of July?  Nothing!
Except to maybe be thankful that you're not him.

happy 4th of july

Do The Twist II

The popular dance song from the 60s strikes again.  Results can be deadly...

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Do the twist II

Valentines Day Accident

One minute he is driving to his valentines date. The next, he is on ThatsPhucked.com
Bad day...

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Head,Injury,car,accident

Seat Belts Save Lives, Shotguns Kill

Normally in an accident the fact they were wearing seatbelts would have saved them.
However in this case the shotgun to the head proved deadly.

Always Wear A Seat Belt

Children, always wear A seat belt.  Oh wait, if you're a child.  Get the phuck off this site!

Always Wear A Seat Belt

1 Bottle, 1 Bag, 1 Head

If this guy ever gets pulled over.  Conversation may go something like this:

Cop: "Sir, please hand me your license and regis.... sir, is that a head in your footwell?"

Driver: "Head?  What head?  Where?"

Cop: "There is a head laying in your passenger footwell.  Please step out of the car" 

Driver is currently serving 25 to life... 

 

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