Homeless guy? Drunk? Eaten by rats?
All of the above?
Anyone want to apply? I hear she is capable of positions even yoga professionals would be envious of!
GF not putting out? Told her about blue balls and still no action?
Show her this pic of what can happen without a release. Maybe, just maybe...
Urban Dictionary definition of blue balls :
"the excrutiating[sic] pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin[sic] when he knows he should. "
Let's play "Guess the crime scene"
Four dead bodies, one naked with what looks like their head blown off. The others dressed and with a plastic bag on their heads.
Even as a corpse, she is ready...
The Year is 2014. We can fix him. Maybe...
Bugs love dead bodies, love 'em!
Who is she? Poor victim of a crime? Dead hooker?
We may never know. Either way, waste!