Yesterday we served some Crispy Fried Rice
Today, enjoy a Crispy Wonton
I at least had to look pretty carefully to determine which end was which.
Hint, look for the guts...
Fuck, get pregnant, dump your baby in the trash.
Certainly hope someone fucks up the mother!
If anyone can say WTH so many people are doing on the hood? please tell me!
Several of them seem like they attempted to escape but then their injuries got the better of them.
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Homeless guy? Drunk? Eaten by rats?
All of the above?
Anyone want to apply? I hear she is capable of positions even yoga professionals would be envious of!
GF not putting out? Told her about blue balls and still no action?
Show her this pic of what can happen without a release. Maybe, just maybe...
Urban Dictionary definition of blue balls :
"the excrutiating[sic] pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin[sic] when he knows he should. "
Let's play "Guess the crime scene"
Four dead bodies, one naked with what looks like their head blown off. The others dressed and with a plastic bag on their heads.